This week’s idiots are giving “natural selection meets neighborhood snitchery.” We’ve got tidal trauma, vehicular betrayal, lawn drama, and classroom chaos—and it’s all deeply, stupidly real.

First up: a man got obliterated by a wave at Iceland’s deadliest beach. Sir, when the beach is nicknamed “death,” maybe don’t pose for selfies at the edge of the abyss.

Then, a driver was run over by their own car. We don’t know how, we don’t know why, but we do know that the car said, “I’m tired of your foolishness.”

Next, a Florida woman spent a week in jail over brown grass. Yes, her HOA snitched, and yes, this is why people move to the woods and never come back.

And finally, a New Jersey teacher accused of taping a student’s head to a desk has officially given up teaching. We call that “retiring before the lawsuit hits.”

So, who will win the crown of Idiot of the Week? Tune in, laugh loud, and judge harder than your HOA president with a clipboard and a grudge.

Because this week’s foolishness is high tide, high drama, and high-key ridiculous.

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