An unruly passenger on a flight got subdued by the staff AND passengers...A giant diamond was found. We have no idea how big it is, because we're Americans...A bear rings a doorbell, helps himself to birdseed

The Mega Millions jackpot is over $1b...Someone threw live ammunition on a griddle at McDonald's...What's more likely? Shark attack or lightning strike? What if it's Martha Stewart?

Mega Millions jackpot is gigantic; a group of friends go on a huge tipping spree; some girl only bathes once every 10 days or so

If you've ever spit in a cup and sent it to a genealogy site, they could use that to cook up a poison SPECIFICALLY for you...A lady was on a boat when a sailfish jumped on board and impaled her groin...kissing baby turtles is a one way ticket to salmonella 

Dale opens the show with a couple of great stories about snakes and alligators. We apologize in advance...We discuss what it would be like working from home.

On today's show we talk about the phenomenon known as "shrinkflation"....Some dude is going to eat Taco Bell for a month for....reasons(?)...And, velveeta has created something NO ONE asked for: a Mac N Cheese martini

The Mega-Millions jackpot is up to $630 million. That's so much money. We reflect on the amazing sounds...talent...voice of Slim Whitman. And a giant eagle ray jumped in a  boat in Alabama. 

Life is expensive, what are we cutting back on; for only $60 you can become an action figure; the trials of buying a house from a "boomer", Dale takes offense...

Some guy did an experiment that proved there's lots of germs from the air-dryer in bathrooms...There's a group suing because Skittles are "unfit for human comsumption..." Matt gets a new, old-fashioned, lawn mower.

We're starting to see stats that illustrate just how munch money we're losing due to inflation....Some dude drank a whole bottle of  Jaegermeister and it didn't go well; We talk high gas prices and we apparently struck a nerve