TikTok was banned (well, for 12 hours) and we discuss how we survived! We've got MRI butt plugs, a falconer with a prosthetic penis, along with the results of the NFL Divisional Games! There's a cease fire between Israel and Hamas, Trump is getting inaugurated, and we mourn the loss of David Lynch and Mr. Baseball. A couple is doing time for abusing their adopted children and a NJ teacher is facing prison time for having a baby with her 13-year-old student!