Cash and T.J. discuss five-minute sex, uber sausages, splendid footgolf, native American strippers, 50-dollar tips, bridesmaid cats, homeless snails, Abe Lincoln vs. Barack Obama, and ask the question, "Why won't Cash accept the existence of athletes foot?" Listen to this episode while playing Footgolf at midnight and let the self-actualization begin...

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices