Perfect Person

By Miles Bonsignore

A flawless call-in advice show in which Miles Bonsignore answers your calls, solves your problems, and helps you achieve perfection.

... more

· Comedy

5

15351,535 ratings

Download on the App Store

Download on the App Store

Get it on Google Play

FAQs about Perfect Person:

How many episodes does Perfect Person have?

The podcast currently has 187 episodes available.

Perfect Person episodes:

January 28, 2026186: rescuing my b*ttplug from my crush's house (w/ Deison Afualo)
Deison Afualo (Two Idiot Girls) joins the show to take stunning calls about rescuing a specialized instrument from your crush's apartment without them realizing, being carted away in an ambulance from a climbing gym, a threesome missing person report, and a granola store coworker who screams.
Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN
-Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)
Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com
Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT
Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT

Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram
Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!

Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
...more
1h 8min
January 21, 2026185: my boss is sabotaging my clown career (w/ Ally Beardsley)
Ally Beardsley (Dimension 20, Gender Spiral) joins the show to take stunning calls from listeners about a messy roommate j'accuse, a humiliated childrens clown, and befriending your husband's ex girlfriend.
Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN
-Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)
Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com
Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT
Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT

Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram
Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!

Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
...more
1h 11min
January 14, 2026184: identity theft within my local book club (w/ Jonny Cakes)
Jonny Manganello joins the show to take stunning calls from listeners about identity fraud within the book club, fixing a plugged drain at your condo, and a youtuber who ruined your life.
SUBMIT YOUR PROBLEM TO JUSTICE MILES: https://bit.ly/4aO89Tg
Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN
-Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)
Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com
Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT
Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT

Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram
Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!

Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
...more
1h 14min
January 07, 2026183: my best friend seduced my loser ex boyfriend (w/ Madi Hart)
Madi Hart joins the show to give advice to stunning callers about a naked roommate, a friend secretly dating your ex, and a finding your boss's p*rn collection.
SUBMIT YOUR PROBLEM TO JUSTICE MILES: https://bit.ly/4aO89Tg
Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN
-Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)
Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com
Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT
Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT

Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram
Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!

Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
...more
1h 18min
December 31, 2025182: phenomenal updates to 2025's best callers
It's that time of year folks! These are the top 5 best callers of the year as voted by you, complete with update callbacks from Patreon. We talk with Furry Potluck, Accidentally hooked up with both brothers, crushing on the schoolbus driver, dildo soup kitchen counter, and romantic letter to the upstairs pianist. ENJOY!
Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN
-Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)
Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com
Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT
Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT

Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram
Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!

Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
...more
2h 27min
December 24, 2025181: accidentally robbed my boyfriends mom (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer)
Will Witwer & Rainie Toll join the show for Feliz Ciaovidad, and take stunning calls from someone who has accidentally been stealing from her boyfriends mom, a caller who's ex's new hottie joined the book club, and someone who will NOT back down from her creative choices even if it gets her banned from pottery class.
Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN
-Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)
Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com
Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT
Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT

Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram
Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!

Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
...more
1h 26min
December 17, 2025180: I'm the Secret Santa for my sexy ex boyfriend (w/ Eric Striffler)
Eric Striffler aka Mrs. Claus, is here to take STUNNING christmas calls from listeners about getting your very recent ex in secret Santa, being force fed five courses by mom for xmas dinner, and recasting the Christmas play.
Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN
-Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)
Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com
Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT
Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT

Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram
Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!

Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
...more
1h 10min
December 10, 2025179: the nude models are beefing in my art class (w/ Sarah Whittle)
Sarah Whittle joins the show to take stunning calls about stealing a turkey, nude models feuding in art class, and a moral dilemma about a besties nasty boyfriend.
Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN
-Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)
Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com
Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT
Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT

Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram
Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!

Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
...more
1h 4min
December 03, 2025178: my literal evil twin ran over my coworker (w/ Patrick Noth)
Patrick Noth (Microbudget) joins the show to take stunning calls from callers about having a LITERAL evil twin, having a second b*tthole, and accidentally through a series of unfortunate mistakes - peeing on your boss.
Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN
-Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)
Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com
Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT
Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT

Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram
Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!

Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
...more
1h 9min
November 26, 2025177: Astronaut Bachelors Compete For True Love (w/ Eric, Will , & Jay)
perfectpersoncoffee.com
Will, Eric, and Jay of the Bachelor Boyz join the show once again to search for true love from random callers.
Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN
-Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)
Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT
Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT

Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram
Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!

Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
...more
1h 39min

FAQs about Perfect Person:

How many episodes does Perfect Person have?

The podcast currently has 187 episodes available.

More shows like Perfect Person

Overdue by Headgum

Overdue

2,248 Listeners

Ear Biscuits with Rhett & Link by Mythical

Ear Biscuits with Rhett & Link

23,527 Listeners

Hollywood Handbook by Headgum

Hollywood Handbook

3,576 Listeners

This Is Why by Laura Lane, Angela Spera - Headgum

This Is Why

486 Listeners

High and Mighty by Headgum

High and Mighty

2,351 Listeners

No Joke Podcast by Headgum

No Joke Podcast

438 Listeners

All Fantasy Everything by Headgum

All Fantasy Everything

2,800 Listeners

Just a Tip with Megan Batoon by Headgum

Just a Tip with Megan Batoon

3,088 Listeners

Hey Riddle Riddle by Headgum

Hey Riddle Riddle

3,307 Listeners

This Might Get Weird by This Might Get Weird

This Might Get Weird

6,610 Listeners

Sad Boyz by Jarvis Johnson & Jordan Adika

Sad Boyz

1,222 Listeners

Random Order Podcast by Random Order Studios

Random Order Podcast

1,903 Listeners

Smosh Mouth by Smosh

Smosh Mouth

4,598 Listeners

The TryPod by The Try Guys & Ramble

The TryPod

17,442 Listeners

Factually! with Adam Conover by Headgum

Factually! with Adam Conover

2,235 Listeners

Too Scary; Didn't Watch by Headgum

Too Scary; Didn't Watch

2,170 Listeners

Inside Voices by Headgum

Inside Voices

273 Listeners

A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich by Mythical

A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich

3,664 Listeners

You Can Sit With Us by The Try Guys & Ramble

You Can Sit With Us

6,428 Listeners

Guilty Pleasures by The Try Guys & Ramble

Guilty Pleasures

1,595 Listeners

Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists by Kylie Brakeman, Jeremy Culhane, Angela Giarratana, Patrick McDonald

Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

278 Listeners

The Mess Around with Hannah and Lamorne by Headgum

The Mess Around with Hannah and Lamorne

8,750 Listeners

XOXO, Gossip Kings by Headgum

XOXO, Gossip Kings

440 Listeners

SitcomD&D by Headgum

SitcomD&D

640 Listeners

The Comment Section with Drew Afualo by Past Your Bedtime

The Comment Section with Drew Afualo

1,952 Listeners

Broad Ideas with Rachel Bilson & Olivia Allen by Headgum

Broad Ideas with Rachel Bilson & Olivia Allen

586 Listeners

Dispatches From Myrtle Beach by Mythical

Dispatches From Myrtle Beach

1,491 Listeners

Smosh Reads Reddit Stories by Smosh

Smosh Reads Reddit Stories

1,962 Listeners

Senses Working Overtime with David Cross by Headgum

Senses Working Overtime with David Cross

529 Listeners

Happy Wife Happy Life by Kendahl Landreth and Jordan Myrick

Happy Wife Happy Life

353 Listeners

So True with Caleb Hearon by Wave

So True with Caleb Hearon

2,294 Listeners

FOOSBALLZ! by Headgum

FOOSBALLZ!

48 Listeners

URL by Smosh

URL

60 Listeners

Next We Have with Gareth Reynolds by Headgum

Next We Have with Gareth Reynolds

319 Listeners

The Outfit by Headgum

The Outfit

183 Listeners