Perfect Person

Perfect Person episodes:

• 05.01.2024

  95: I found bones in my backyard... (w/ Spencer Agnew)

  Spencer Agnew (Smosh) joins the show to take calls

  
• 04.24.2024

  94: boyfriend sh*t his pants at the times square applebees (w/ Michelle Khare)

  Michelle Khare (Challenge Accepted) joins the show to take calls about ruining your workplace reputation, a rogue boyfriend in times square, and a live ghosting situation.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch...

  
• 04.17.2024

  93: surprise brazilian waxed in front of crowd (w/ Reilly & Geoff)

  Reilly Anspaugh and Geoffrey James return to the studio to wreak havoc

  
• 04.10.2024

  92: fist fighting my figure skating bully (w/ Courtney Parchman)

  Courtney Parchman (@averagefashionblogger) joins the show to take stunning calls about workplace tinder matches, broken office mugs, and facing off with a bully at the adults ice skating rink.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version...

  
• 04.03.2024

  91: dropped my birthday cake running from the cops (w/ Angela Giarratana)

  Angela Giarratana joins the call center.

  
• 03.27.2024

  90: Bachelors Struggle To Romance Sexy Strangers (w/ Will, Eric & Jay)

  The Bachelors are back on the show desperate to find love.

  
• 03.20.2024

  89: beating the foot fetish allegations (w/ Jay Putnam)

  Jay joins the show to take stunning calls about foot fetish rumors across the ocean.

  
• 03.13.2024

  88: embezzling from my sorority for funsies

  Callers confess their secrets and misdeeds to me.

  
• 03.06.2024

  87: we hired a "DIY sperm donor" (w/ Caitlin McGee)

  Caitlin McGee joins the show to take stunning calls.

  
• 02.28.2024

  86: stalking the tiktok boy in my cult (w/ Kelly Ross & Zach Threlkeld)

  Zachary Carter Threlkeld and Kelly Jean Ross join the show to take calls.

  
• 02.21.2024

  85: should I bang my dentist? (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

  Sarah joins the show to discuss her plagues and eccentricities.

  
• 02.14.2024

  84: toxic theatre department burn book (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer)

  Salud! The WBC is back with another catch phrase.

  
• 02.07.2024

  83: Bachelors Try To Find Love With Callers (w/ Will Witwer, Eric Striffler & Jay Putnam)

  It's The Bachelor Episode.

  
• 01.31.2024

  82: bestie blames me for her public meltdown (w/ Nut)

  Nut drops by the studio to answer calls.

  
• 01.24.2024

  81: ruining my enemy's wedding (w/ Aria Inthavong)

  Aria joins the show to take calls.

  
• 01.17.2024

  80: church choir villain wants me dead (w/ Jared Popkin)

  Jared joins the show to take calls.

  
• 01.10.2024

  79: new roommate secretly fed me her breastmilk (w/ Kelsey Darragh)

  Kelsey Darragh joins the show.

  
• 01.03.2024

  78: my hookup sleep-confessed his secrets... (w/ Jay Putnam)

  Jay Putnam joins the show to discuss how he screamed in my ear.

  
• 12.27.2023

  77: stunning updates to 2023's BEST calls

  It's been a wild year of wonderful calls, and so we take a look back at the top 3, with exclusive updates on how the advice was executed. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly...

  
• 12.20.2023

  76: my fiancé gave me the ick (w/ Cat Cohen & Pat Regan)

  Cat and Pat join the show to discuss heartbreak, breakups, trivia nights, and a housemate voting situation.

  
• 12.13.2023

  75: xmas gift for my rich furry bestie (w/ Eric Striffler)

  a little elf named Eric Striffler Joins the show.

  
• 12.06.2023

  74: masterplan to bang my study buddy (w/ Rainie & Will)

  The WBC is back to answer iconic calls.

  
• 11.29.2023

  73: unfairly p*ssed myself publicly (w/ Damien Haas)

  Damien Haas joins the show to discuss p*ssing yourself.

  
• 11.22.2023

  72: accidentally texted b***hole pic (w/ Emmy Hartman)

  Emmy Hartman joins the show to take a call about accidentally texting an illicit picture.

  
• 11.15.2023

  71: who the F**K ate my truffle pasta?? (w/ Carl Tart)

  Carl Tart joins the show to take stunning calls.

  
• 11.08.2023

  70: told him I was pregnant for revenge (w/ Becky Habersberger)

  Becky Habersberger joins the show to take calls.

  
• 11.01.2023

  69: diss track for f**kboi (w/ Sam Reece)

  Sam Reece (Shitty Craft Club) joins the show to take stunning calls.

  
• 10.25.2023

  68: my niece is secretly my daughter (w/ LaurDIY & Jeremy Lewis)

  Lauren Riihimaki & Jeremy Lewis from Wild Til 9 join the show to take some truly WILD calls.

  
• 10.18.2023

  67: a masterclass in sexual overconfidence (w/ Reilly & Geoff)

  Reilly and Geoff join the show to take several highly explicit calls.

  
• 10.11.2023

  66: bad boss fingers my work peanut butter (w/ Rainie & Will)

  Ciao! The wrecking ball crew takes exquisite callers problems.

  
• 10.04.2023

  65: spooky ghost haunting my son (w/ Eric Striffler)

  Eric Striffler joins the show for a very special ghost story call in episode.

  
• 09.27.2023

  64: nightmare girls birthday trip (w/ Jon Gabrus)

  Jon Gabrus joins the show to take calls about crushing watermelons between your legs, and surviving a tumultuous group weekend trip.

  
• 09.20.2023

  63: stealing from my hookup's yacht (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

  Sarah joins the show to take calls about breaking up and exacting revenge, making a college professor judge you, and competing with the other nanny.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday &...

  
• 09.13.2023

  62: exit interview with my boss (w/ Zach Kornfeld)

  I quit my job, and Zach is here to conduct a formal investigation into why. Also we take calls about a public shaming, a three way with an open window, and a conundrum about suffocating.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN    ...

  
• 09.06.2023

  61: my nemesis ruined karaoke night (w/ Mike Falzone)

  Mike Falzone (Welcome To OUR Podcast, Dynamic Banter) joins the call center to take conundrums about a half handy with a musical theatre director, a drug dealing hookup turned uber, and a karaoke night ruined by an acquaintance.  Subscribe To The...

  
• 08.30.2023

  60: we got too stoned on the pod again (w/ Will Witwer)

  Miles and Will bravely go where they went last year at this time, stoned on the show, beholden to the callers conundrums, giving fire advice with the power of their vape pen. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN          ...

  
• 08.23.2023

  59: oops I banged all my roommates

  It's the Triannual Solo Episode, and Miles is doing one on one counseling at the call center for calls about a renegade office farter, a treat habit that won't quit, and someone who banged all her roommates and is stuck...

  
• 08.16.2023

  58: cancelled by my ex bestie's diss track (w/ Rainie & Will)

  CIAO! The Wrecking Ball Crew is BACK and boy are the calls juicy. A toxic girls trip drama, we listen to a diss track about our caller, and a ghost is haunting a home once again.  Subscribe To The Patreon (for...

  
• 08.09.2023

  57: revenge of the scorned cheater (w/ Jonny Cakes)

  Jonny joins the show to take calls about hooking up with your crush from 10 years ago, and accidentally sabotaging a relationship with a viral video. Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every...

  
• 08.02.2023

  56: catastrophic sexy text (w/ Kwesi James)

  Kwesi James joins the show to take calls about big lies at work, a fumbled text with a celebrity crush, and telling a speech at your estranged sisters wedding.  Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly...

  
• 07.26.2023

  55: booty call panic attack (w/ Kelsey Darragh)

  Kelsey joins the show once again to cause chaos, and take calls from a booty call gone wrong, a rumor that lost a job, and some girls in Miami who are being haunted.  Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      ...

  
• 07.19.2023

  54: my roommate sh*t on the floor (w/ Geoffrey James)

  Geoffrey James joins the show to cause trouble, and discuss several calls about problematic roommates.  Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch:...

  
• 07.12.2023

  53: Hot Girl Summer Goes Too Far... (w/ Jay Putnam)

  This one was a doozy. We take calls about big lies to family members, a house call in which we administer expert negotiation with a burping husband, and discuss how to hot girl summer like a girlboss. Subscribe To The Patreon...

  
• 07.05.2023

  52: Masterminding My Bestie's Breakup (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

  Sarah joins the show to discuss meddling in your friends relationships, a disagreement about a bonnet, and whether or not it is ethical to steal your ex's hulu password.  Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Exclusive...

  
• 06.28.2023

  51: Secret Sex Dungeon At Grandma’s House (w/ HBO LAX)

  Katherine Dudas and Lizzy Pace (HBO LAX, Juniper, Game of Roses) join the show to discuss a friendship faux pas, finding your boyfriends loveletter to someone else, and how to escape from grandmas house with a box full of sex...

  
• 06.21.2023

  50: How To Bang The Plant Store Guy (w/ Kittens)

  Lauren Abedini (SHE/HER/THEY Podcast) joins the show to take callers who are at a company currently imploding, trying to hook up their friends on their wedding day, and one caller trying to, you guessed it, bang the guy who owns...

  
• 06.14.2023

  49: Decoding Drunk Texts From My One Night Stand (w/ Rainie & Will)

  Buy the Perfect Person Uniform! Ascend To Perfection! The wrecking ball crew is here to answer calls about whether or not your one night stand likes you, and how exactly to win over your elderly neighbor who hates you.  FOLLOW RAINIE &...

  
• 06.07.2023

  48: Accidentally Frenching My Best Friends Crush (w/ Eric Striffler)

  Eric joins the show to discuss our hangovers, my oily seltzer, a very public kiss in front of a disgraced bartender, and a roommate who sucks.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version,...

  
• 05.31.2023

  47: LARPing In The Bedroom (w/ Very Gay Paint)

  Jenson Titus & Nic Sheppard (Very Gay Paint) join me to discuss being trashy at a wedding, looking gay at the plasma donation center, moving in with a boyfriend, and spicing things up without lingerie.  Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN    ...

  
• 05.24.2023

  46: Sociopathic Surprise Party (w/ Reilly Anspaugh)

  Reilly joins the show to increase the giggles per minute, and take calls about uninviting wedding guests, an evil surprise, and a villain with bronchitis. FOLLOW REILLY Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version,...