Madi Hart joins the show to give advice to stunning callers about a naked roommate, a friend secretly dating your ex, and a finding your boss's p*rn collection.

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It's that time of year folks! These are the top 5 best callers of the year as voted by you, complete with update callbacks from Patreon. We talk with Furry Potluck, Accidentally hooked up with both brothers, crushing on the schoolbus driver, dildo soup kitchen counter, and romantic letter to the upstairs pianist. ENJOY!

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Will Witwer & Rainie Toll join the show for Feliz Ciaovidad, and take stunning calls from someone who has accidentally been stealing from her boyfriends mom, a caller who's ex's new hottie joined the book club, and someone who will NOT back down from her creative choices even if it gets her banned from pottery class. 

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Eric Striffler aka Mrs. Claus, is here to take STUNNING christmas calls from listeners about getting your very recent ex in secret Santa, being force fed five courses by mom for xmas dinner, and recasting the Christmas play.

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Sarah Whittle joins the show to take stunning calls about stealing a turkey, nude models feuding in art class, and a moral dilemma about a besties nasty boyfriend.

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Patrick Noth (Microbudget) joins the show to take stunning calls from callers about having a LITERAL evil twin, having a second b*tthole, and accidentally through a series of unfortunate mistakes - peeing on your boss.

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Will, Eric, and Jay of the Bachelor Boyz join the show once again to search for true love from random callers.

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Eddy Burback joins us in the studio for a stunning series of calls about embarassing yourself at d*ldo therapy, mistakenly catfishing a coworker, finding a mysterious man, and having a bad kiss with your soulmate.

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Sarah Doerner joins the show to take stunning calls from citizens about a cold brew thief in broad daylight, a coworkers girlfriend inviting you to a fourway post shift, and a friend group divided by partying too hard. 

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Sarah Bonsignore joins the show to take stunning calls from people who hooked up with two competing brothers in a single night, and have a neighborly mishap with the stoner next door. 

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