Perfect Person

By Miles Bonsignore

A flawless call-in advice show in which Miles Bonsignore answers your calls, solves your problems, and helps you achieve perfection.

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How many episodes does Perfect Person have?

The podcast currently has 152 episodes available.

Perfect Person episodes:

May 28, 2025 151: violent coup in my walking club (w/ Syd & Olivia)
Syd & Olivia join the show to take stunning calls about a professor who sees your butt, a violent coup in a walking group, and admitting your couples origin story.
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1h 14min
May 21, 2025 150: accidentally recruited my coworkers for a threesome (w/ Owen Thiele)
Owen Thiele (Adults, Overcompensating) joins us in the call center to take stunning problems over the phone. We speak to callers about accidentally recruiting the fellow half Asians at work for a threesome, making out at the company outing, and stealing your boyfriends roommates toothbrushes.
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1h 10min
May 14, 2025149: confronting a Nun for watching p*rn on her work computer (w/ Anna Garcia)
Anna Garcia joins the show once again to take iconic callers. We solve issues about ripping your pants at work, confronting a 90 year old nun for watching illicit videos on her work hard drive, and getting sneezed awake by your neighbor every day.
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1h 7min
May 07, 2025148: framed for being too horny at work (w/ Raina Morris)
Raina Morris joins us in the call center to take stunning calls from anonymous callers about being framed for looking at boobs on your work phone, receiving a mystery gift from a noisy neighbor, and annihilating your cheating boss.
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58min
April 30, 2025147: thousands of bees are making my life a living hell (Durham LIVE w/ Jay & Jon)
Jon and Jay join the Dialtone tour LIVE in Durham, NC to discuss the rise of the couch boyz, and solve problems about an office rumor that you killed someone, a family talent show, thousands of bees, and a chicken that keeps outsmarting its owner.
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1h 5min
April 23, 2025146: dropping a fish head in a billionaires fur coat (w/ Gianmarco Soresi)
Gianmarco Soresi joins the show to take stunning calls from people involved in a friend group fallout, a fish head in a billionaires coat, and a mystery toy in a boyfriends sock drawer.
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Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN
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Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT
Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT

Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram
Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!

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1h 14min
April 16, 2025145: cancelled for boning down on a group trip (w/ JonnyCakes & Kwesi James)
Kwesi & Jonny join the show to discuss the ethics of boning down on a group trip, and kissing the wrong person in front of a crowded party of your enemies.
GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE!
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Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN
-Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)
Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT
Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT

Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram
Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!

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1h 2min
April 09, 2025144: my boyfriend runs thirsty fan accounts for HIMSELF (w/ Kelsey Darragh & Joyce Louis-Jean)
Kelsey Darragh & Joyce Louis-Jean join the show to take stunning calls from a sneaky boyfriend impersonating his own fans, a gym hookup that keeps unsending seen texts, and a friend group implosion.
GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE!
https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive
Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN
-Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)
Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT
Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT

Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram
Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!

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1h 18min
April 02, 2025143: I stapled my fingers together at my office job (w/ Reilly Anspaugh)
Reilly Anspaugh joins the show to discuss her various perfections, and take calls from someone who stapled their fingies together at an important workplace, a girlboss who's besties are suing each other, and a book enthusiast accused of a moral crime.
GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE!
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Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN
-Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)
Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT
Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT

Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram
Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!

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1h 15min
March 26, 2025142: my brother-in-law can't stop using his whip (w/ Jay Putnam & Jonathan Hebert)
The Couch Boyz are BACK, and they are here to solve problems of the utmost importance. An advice columnist with a write in about her own family's stolen piggy bank, and an awesome guy who simply cannot stop using his whip in the public square.
GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE!
https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive
Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN
-Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)
Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT
Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT

Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram
Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!

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FAQs about Perfect Person:

How many episodes does Perfect Person have?

The podcast currently has 152 episodes available.

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