Random Order Podcast

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EXTENDED PATREON EPISODE

This week we take a closer look at Tyler The Creator's burning hate for his fans. Also:

⭐️ Keeping an illegal raccoon

⭐️ Developing an accent in one week

⭐️ Boxing makes you barf

⭐️ Calming down when you see a bug

⭐️ Stop catching fireflies

⭐️ Humanoids gettin thicc!

⭐️ Naming a new species after you

⭐️ Doors ain't built like they used to

⭐️ Eating nuclear meat at Burger King

⭐️ Seeing a nuclear squirrel

⭐️ Waking up to your hamster plotting on you

⭐️ When the restaurant thinks you're ordering for a family

⭐️ Caterpillars count as mammals

EXTENDED PATREON EPISODE (41 MINUTES)

🟠 TLC is pure evil

🟠 Scrubbing the net for my thousand pound life

🟠 My 600 pound life

🟠 Getting too excited for dessert as a man

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EXTENDED PATREON EPISODE

This week we take a closer look at the sick sick people who use being sick as an excuse to pass gas with volume. Also:

⭐️ Arguments through thin walls

⭐️ When your boy doesn't tell you he has a giant dog

⭐️ When you feel like you look scary

⭐️ When you import food at a restaurant

⭐️ Screaming at your friends at recreational ball

⭐️ Chirping so much you're just talking to the players

EXTENDED PATREON EPISODE (30 MINUTES)

🟠When a human can help you better than A.I.

🟠 When A.I. low key is more helpful

🟠 When you fraud test the fraud detection centre

🟠 Giving your Muse an allowance

🟠 Getting your whole life hacked

🟠 When the parking machine eats your ticket

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This week we take a deeper dive into Christina Milian’s new smash hit we’re assuming is titled, “Exactly How My Life Went Word for Word”. We also unpack:

⭐️ When the song’s cheesy but you’re in the pocket

⭐️ Bass installation ruptures an ear canal

⭐️ Insults humanity left on the shelf

⭐️ Planting your cheeks down willy-nilly on a public toilet

⭐️ When your hobby gets you bonked in the head many times

⭐️ When you gotta go number 2 but your hands are at 10 and 2

⭐️ Hiding your work shoes under the stall

⭐️ You can’t escape the UNC

⭐️ Bow Wow performs LIVE at SeaWorld

⭐️ The earwax removal hoax

⭐️ Logan Paul sees colour for the first time

⭐️ Jay Z performing at the Super Bowl

⭐️ When your glasses hurt

EXTENDED PATREON EPISODE (33 MINUTES)

🟠 Jake Paul’s “Everyday bro” revisited 

🟠 MC Hammer’s Jay Z diss (worst song in the world)

🟠 When being cool bites you in the back

🟠 The origins of “UH-HUH-“

🟠 My Dad’s special shoutout

🟠 The origins of saying “you can’t see me”

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This week we discuss the robot takeover that's happening one robot karate meltdown at a time. Also:

⭐️ Humanoid has a karate meltdown

⭐️ Man vs. Tech, UFC edition

⭐️ Smart mouth Home Decor

🏀 Dear Basketball Moment of the Week: Bonked in the head

⭐️ SGA's Hair Growth Miracle

⭐️ Should Just Blaze, Just Cut his hair? 

⭐️ Nathan Fielder's New Movie

⭐️ When life does your Pockets like Fight Night Round 2

⭐️ The Jamie Foxx Hair Tattoo

⭐️ Trey gets to the bottom of who Will Smith looks like, Between Will Smith, Will Smith as Muhammad Ali and Will Smith as Serena Williams' Dad

EXTENDED PATREON EPISODE (40 MINS):

🟠 Wasps are getting aggressive

🟠 Big Sean covered in bees

🟠 Wu-Tang covered in bees

🟠 RZA had way too many words in his verses

🟠 There's too many people in Wu-Tang.

🟠 The dark BTS behind BTS.

🟠 When you lift so heavy, your form deteriorates.

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EXTENDED PATREON EPISODE

The Canadian beauty  @DannyMartinello  joins us after WRAPPING OFFICE MOVERS SEASON 3 to unpack his bowl-cut era. Also:

⭐️ Growing up in Alberta

⭐️ Danny enters the arts

⭐️ Shooting The Office Movers SEASON 3

🏀 The 'BET99 Dear Basketball' Moment of the day ft Jr Lee

⭐️ When your Dad is proud of you

⭐️ MadTV

⭐️ Backstreet Boyz vs Nsync

⭐️ Danny's intro to hip-hop

⭐️ Jeezy concerns bro

⭐️ Drunk comedy Danny

⭐️ Sobriety Comedy Danny

⭐️ How we came out the mud into the Crave building

EXTENDED PATREON EPISODE (45 MINS):

🟠 How we found Danny for The Office Movers Season 2

🟠 Danny's Experience on The Office Movers

🟠 Danny Killing on Kill Tony

🟠 Austin vs Edmonton

🟠 Using The Office Movers gas card for personal use

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Trinidadian comedian Jr Lee  @jrlee16  returns for a THIRD consecutive time to talk:

⭐️ Getting stunted on with the dinner bill (by Boi1da)

⭐️ Going to the grey room at the airport

⭐️ Smuggling KFC in your luggage

⭐️ When scary militaries march higher

⭐️ Pretending to be an NFL player for many years

⭐️ Lending Drake $20,000

⭐️ The price of a haircut for a bald man in 2026

⭐️ Filling out a form in a scary country

⭐️ Keagon is piecing down his hair braider

⭐️ Eating seasoned possums

EXTENDED PATREON EPISODE

🟠 Being at the Nude Beach cause u a freak

🟠 Hiking nekit

🟠 The nekit bike ride

🟠 Making a citizen's arrest

🟠 Taking your meat out to raise awareness

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Trinidadian comedian Jr Lee  @jrlee16  returns to talk:

⭐️ Surviving in the Amazon Rainforest on stream

⭐️ Dream Weekend in Jamaica

⭐️ Coppers getting OWNED

⭐️ Mr Turner vs Police

⭐️ Fighting for your nation (gone wrong)

⭐️ The time Gervail was an Airsoft Soldier

⭐️ Learning complex lessons thru thick accents

⭐️ Gervail skips a semester for no reason

⭐️ Gervail learns physics in marketing

⭐️ Baldness

⭐️ Skipping school for a pimple

⭐️ Gervail before facial hair

⭐️ Going bald with the wrong headshape

EXTENDED PATREON EPISODE

🟠 Surviving in the Amazon Rainforest on stream (cont'd)

🟠 When contacting an uncontacted tribe goes wrong

🟠 Keagon dodges the angry homeless man by a hair

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We are joined by Trinidadian comedian Jr Lee to get to the bottom of:

⭐️ When your boy's been sock-free all day

⭐️ How Gervail went bald

⭐️ Gervail with hair

⭐️ Gervail with feathers & rhinestones

⭐️ Gervail gets scammed for gold

⭐️ Growing up in Trinidad

⭐️ Jumping off the speaker truck

⭐️ Gervail gets scammed for 15 Zara shirts

⭐️ Trey gets scammed by a bag handler

EXTENDED PATREON EPISODE

🟠 Dapping the homeless

🟠 Growing up with crunchy socks

🟠 Keagon nearly fights a homeless man

🟠 Keagon nearly fights a taxi man

🟠 Gervail shouts out EVERYONE

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We get into the nitty-gritty of how dirty your water bottle might be right now. Also:

⭐️ Pounding the treadmill with your heels

⭐️ Yak attack

⭐️ Gorillas need deodorant

⭐️ The great Canadian forest fire

⭐️ When it's 40 degrees centigrade

⭐️ Being the guy who asks to watch his spider

⭐️ Cheetas overheat

⭐️ The World Cup: The headbutt heard around the world

⭐️ The time we saw doo-doo in the pool

⭐️ Old folks vs Bird Scooters

⭐️ When your Uber Eats guy delivers on a jetpack

EXTENDED PATREON EPISODE

🟠 Electric scooters are too fast

🟠 Proffessional tag

🟠 The jetpack race league

🟠 Eminem takes the sag too far

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Today we deep-dive into the universal rotting in bed theme song. Also:

⭐️ Being born with a wack nickname

⭐️ Piercing a baby's ear

⭐️ Giving yourself a haircut

⭐️ The legend of the pointy sideburn

⭐️ Saying a word wrong your whole life

⭐️ The WorldstarHipHop self-cut mirror

⭐️ Falling asleep at blockbuster smash hits

⭐️ Getting a keloid

⭐️ Never getting Arby's

⭐️ How to eat a glizzy

⭐️ When the Uber Eats guy takes a pic of you

⭐️ When your headlights are on thru the tee

EXTENDED PATREON EPISODE: "I Won The Lotto, Come Get Me"

🟠 Akon in a bubble

🟠 Dudes used to just hand you particles

🟠 Winning the lottery but having to pose with the check

🟠 Video game graphics can't get better

🟠 How we mutually agreed to fade tha sidez

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