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Guy Torry and London Brown join Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud on Dam Internet, You Scary! for nonstop roasting, stories from Hollywood, and a conversation about what it takes to build a lasting career in comedy.

Guy explains why he created Phat Tuesdays, how he made space for other Black comedians, and why past success can’t become your stopping point. London discusses the conversations behind Killing It Pod, while the group compares notes on watching their own performances, handling rejection, and moving between stand-up and acting.

They also react to a bizarre IKEA stool story, amusement park headlines, a youth soccer dispute involving a talented three-year-old, and an alleged discriminatory text sent to a Black couple by a real estate agent. Along the way: childhood stories, code-switching, London’s vocabulary, and Guy finding a punchline in almost every serious conversation.

Plus, BT Kingsley makes a brief cameo, and the group closes with a freestyle that takes a few detours.

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Sydney Castillo joins Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud on Dam Internet, You Scary! to talk Keith Lee, 2 Chainz, and where honest food reviews cross the line into disrespect. They discuss celebrity treatment, reading the room, and giving people grace after an awkward moment.

Sydney also shares an Uber ride that turned into a gospel experience, gets questioned about expensive gifts and Frenchies, and joins the guys for reactions to the 2026 midterms. Plus: LA Comic-Con and Scary-oke, top-secret jobs, NFT purchase regrets, restaurant stories, maxxing, and Dawn Michelle Hunt’s case in China.

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CHAPTERS
00:00 Cold open: secrets, aliens & the ocean
05:25 Welcome Sydney Castillo & Patrick’s roast skills
07:42 Finding the studio & early election reactions
10:16 The intro freestyle
11:54 LA Comic-Con, Scary-oke & costume jokes
14:33 Sponsor break: focus pouches
16:00 Sydney’s Uber habits & the gospel ride
20:22 Midterm reactions & hopes for Congress
32:02 Sponsor break: Cash App
33:42 Reacting to Trump’s Israel remarks
34:45 NFT prices & purchase regrets
39:15 Frenchies, gifts & relationship stories
41:34 Keith Lee, 2 Chainz & reading the room
47:02 Sponsor break: BlueChew Gold
48:17 Celebrity treatment & food review etiquette
59:20 The reported Chili’s chemical mix-up & restaurant stories
1:05:07 Maxxing & the word-of-the-year conversation
1:07:43 Dawn Michelle Hunt’s case & bringing Americans home
1:12:23 Shows, streams & closing remarks

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

Albreanna joins Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud for a Halloween edition of Dam Internet, You Scary! — complete with a Mike Tyson costume and a conversation about how she started creating celebrity characters, beginning with Steve Harvey and eventually expanding into impressions like Stevie Wonder.

The conversation goes everywhere from there: Tahir tells stories from his time teaching inside a jail, the crew debates whether aliens could be hiding in the ocean, Albreanna explains exactly whose side she’s taking if AI ever takes over, and Patrick breaks down why livestreamers can make money even when they’re barely doing anything on camera.

They also get into crocodiles near a future Olympic rowing venue, things travelers can accidentally get arrested for overseas, Gen Z resignation letters and changing attitudes toward work, sugar daddies and sugar mamas, plus the internet rabbit hole known as “yachting.”

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00:00 Halloween Cold Open & Mike Tyson Costume
01:29 Meet Albreanna
03:08 Would You Hang Out With Mike Tyson?
04:10 Dennis Rodman, Celebrity Stories & Dream Hangouts
06:20 Dating Older & the Martha Stewart Debate
08:40 The Caesar Salad Rabbit Hole
09:47 El Niño, LA Heat & Extreme Weather
12:44 Tahir’s Former Life as a Teacher
13:14 Teaching Inside a Jail
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17:39 Jail Rules, Contraband & Inmate Stories
23:01 The DIYS Freestyle
25:38 How Albreanna Started Doing Celebrity Characters
27:09 Camden Bop, Line Dancing & Facebook
30:51 Who’s Making Money Off Your Content?
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33:50 Olympic Rowing With 500 Crocodiles?
37:11 Aliens, the Ocean & Life on Mars
40:10 Being Nice to ChatGPT Just in Case
40:56 What Happens if AI Takes Over?
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44:34 Diddy’s Legal-Bill Story
48:33 Streaming Has Become a Real-Life Soap Opera
50:22 How Livestreamers Make Money Doing Almost Nothing
54:17 Things That Can Get Travelers Arrested
58:12 Sponsor: PrizePicks
59:44 Gen Z Resignation Letters
01:02:17 Mental Health, Work Ethic & Generational Differences
01:06:00 America’s Sugar Daddy Rankings
01:07:39 Would You Take a Sugar Mama?
01:11:34 What Is “Yachting”?
01:13:25 Albreanna Talks Raven’s Crossing
01:14:22 Upcoming Shows & Closing

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Welcome back to Dam Internet, You Scary! This week, the crew sits down with comedian, writer, and actress extraordinaire Kanisha Buss (ComicView, Safe Space, Big Homie) for a wild deep-dive into the weirdest corners of the internet.   From deep-diving into the ultimate fast-food tier list (McDonald's, Arby's, Taco Bell, and Wendy's) and debating fast-food app notifications, to discussing the terrifying reality of 3D-printed "stamon" (salmon) and Siberian quarantine zones, this episode is packed with hilarious hot takes and non-stop laughs.

0:00 - Intro & Cat Noises
1:09 - The McDonald's Fry Theory & Fast Food Apps
3:30 - Defending Arby's & The Secret Menu
9:56 - The Ultimate Fast Food Tier List (Wendy's, Taco Bell, Sonic)
14:04 - The Ultimate Delivery Story: Water Breaking at Sonic
18:14 - Wingstop & In-N-Out Fry Debates
21:05 - Jack in the Box & The "Girlfriend Box" Concept
31:13 - Trump, Geopolitics, and LA Conspiracy Theories
38:15 - Amazon Delivery Driver Smart Glasses Controversy
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56:13 - 3D-Printed Salmon & Lab-Grown Food Realities
1:08:15 - Oxtails vs. Kangaroo Tails
1:11:52 - Where to Follow Kanisha Buss & Outro

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!
This week, we are diving into everything from LA Comic-Con Halloween plans and wild 90s car culture stories to recent Stanford brain research discoveries, ancient UFO art, massive space debris maps, Trump's new AI force, and the glorious return of Toys R Us. Like, comment, and subscribe for more weekly laughs!

00:00 - Intro & LA Comic-Con Halloween Karaoke Plans
01:49 - 90s Fashion, Boyfriend Jeans, and Car History Trends
03:19 - Understanding Car Trim Levels (GT, SRT, and More)
04:49 - Escalades, Spinning Rims, and Custom 90s Car Stereos
06:00 - VCRs and DVD Players in Cars (The Wild Stunt Era)
07:49 - Custom Plexiglass Car Modifications and Parking Lot Pimping
09:36 - Detachable Face Radios and Stolen Steering Wheels
10:11 - Bowling Alleys, Arcades, and High School Hangouts
12:20 - Wild High School Stories and Old School Jobs
14:00 - Apartment Break-ins and Stolen Rims
18:07 - Live Freestyle Cypher & Ancient Greece Rap Bars
20:19 - Historical Contraception and STDs Through the Ages
22:00 - Which Historical Figures Had the Most Hoes?
24:00 - Following Dates Home Before GPS Existed
27:10 - Wild Family Reunion Encounters
30:11 - Resort Takeovers and Crazy Vacation Encounters
36:50 - New Stanford Research: The Human Brain Has Two Separate Organs
39:15 - The Versatility of the Human Body and G-Spot Debates
45:14 - Historical Masterpieces Depicting Ancient UFOs
50:35 - Tracking 25,000+ Pieces of Space Debris with Leo Labs
55:04 - Elon Musk, Starlink Satellites, and Supervillain Vibes
59:26 - Trump Announces AI Force and AI Superintelligence Debates
1:04:08 - Toys R Us Retail Comeback and Soup Plantation Returns
1:09:25 - Tour Dates, LA Comic-Con Reminder, and Outro

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Welcome back to another chaotic and hilarious episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! With Tahir Moore, Patrick Cloud, and special guest comedian, writer, and actor Dion Lack:

In this episode, the guys dive deep into some wild internet theories, breakdown movie critiques, share insane high school ex-girlfriend confrontation stories, debate the realities of ancient travel and diets, and completely lose it over the infamous Teletubbies mixed with The Sopranos subtitles blunder. Plus, stick around for some top-tier freestyle bars and upcoming tour dates!

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What happened to the American Dream?

We were raised to believe that if you worked hard, went to school, got a job, and played by the rules, you could eventually build the life you wanted. But for a new generation, that promise looks very different.

In this episode, we get into the changing idea of the American Dream, why younger people question whether hard work actually leads to homeownership and financial security, whether college still provides the same value it once did, and why real-world experience may teach you more than a classroom ever could.

And because this is Damn Internet You Scary, we also get into dating, hookup culture, relationship expectations, the “We All Hoes” philosophy, dating someone with pets, why people should probably ask about your dog's sleeping arrangements before getting serious, generational differences, work ethic, and why everyone is in sales now — whether they realize it or not.

Featuring comedian and content creator Kali Scott, this conversation goes everywhere — from dating and dogs to college, careers, money, relationships, and whether the American Dream is still something people can realistically chase.

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Roller coasters are officially canceled! This week on Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the terrifying new lawsuits against Six Flags after over 100 people reported severe brain injuries. Plus, we dive into the wild website letting you make fake shopping carts for a pure dopamine rush, Hideo Kojima’s bizarre plan to scan a real ghost for his next horror game, the Lion King translation lawsuit, and cruise ship mysteries.

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

We take a deep dive into some genuinely shocking news, starting with a food industry warning about ground beef and the reality of how processed foods are handled. From there, we cover the miraculous story of a Staten Island man who survived a direct lightning strike on his way to the dentist, and investigate a bizarre case in Greece involving a woman accused of starting wildfires just to catch the attention of firefighters.

Plus, we tackle the eternal internet debates: can you actually die from being tickled, and could you realistically win a 1v1 fight against a chimpanzee? We also touch on some of the stranger headlines of the week, including R. Kelly's petition for a presidential commutation and a look at the latest Space Force uniform updates.

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