Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

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Racism has a uniform?! The guys break down the unofficial fashion guide of the most hateful folks, dive into the cursed Annabelle doll shutting down 911 in Pennsylvania, and Tahir shares the insane story of getting tatted by a possibly high-on-meth tattoo artist. From Roommate/Neighbor/Landlord games with Kanye & Elon to dissecting the dumbest moments in Fast & Furious, this episode is comedy chaos.

👻 Haunted Dolls, 🔥 Tattoo Disasters, 🎥 Terrible Movie Logic — it’s all here.

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00:00 The Racist Starter Kit: Flags, Fits & Fashion Clues

02:50 All Lives Matter Backlash & Hidden Racism

04:10 Tahir’s Bantu Knot Era + Geodude Roast

07:50 Roommate, Neighbor, Landlord: Kanye, Elon & Karen

10:45 Which Black Sitcom Gets the Boot?

15:20 Theme Song Switch-Ups: Jamie Foxx vs. Power

18:50 Soap Opera Plot Twists & Death Resurrections

20:00 Annabelle the Doll Shuts Down 911?!

22:45 Is Annabelle Actually Cursed? (And Tour-Worthy?)

25:30 You Don’t Own the Rights to Your Face?! Denmark Law

27:10 Tattoo Laws, Mike Tyson & Copyrights

28:30 Tahir’s Meth-Fueled Tattoo Saga

34:10 Movies That Make NO Sense Today

40:10 SeaWorld Concerts? Ja Rule vs. 50 Cent Still Going

44:45 Wild ’90s Action Movies & Plot Holes

52:00 Cybertruck Explodes?! Tesla Door Fail

55:45 Fast & Furious: From Cars to Space to God Mode

58:40 Jason Momoa’s Wildest Role Yet

01:01:00  Wrap-Up + Final Thoughts

What if there was $2 Trillion in unclaimed property—and your name was on some of it? 😳 In this solo episode of Damn Internet, You Scary, Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore dive into conspiracy territory with theories about unclaimed money, identity theft, crypto wallets, and… Clone-a-Willie kits?

Get ready for a hilarious and off-the-rails conversation about:

The difference between faking your death and disappearing

Why some billionaires die without heirs

The mysterious vanishing of old iPods and Bitcoin

Clone wars involving... body parts 👀

And how AI and Amazon might already know too much about you

🚨 Plus: Would you still want your clone’s junk to work? 🤔

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Dam, Internet! This episode is packed—literally.

From anime debates to apocalypse prep, we go off the rails with everything from survival kits and Demon Slayer to nuclear threats and creepy serial killer theories.

👻 This week’s “Dam, That’s Creepy” takes us deep into the Black Dahlia murder—complete with hauntings, Hollywood cover-ups, and a doctor who may have done it… according to his own detective son.

🎒 We also break down what goes in a real “go bag” for fire, earthquake, or nuclear events—yes, duct tape included.

Plus:

Anime hot takes (Naruto, Solo Leveling, Demon Slayer)

A serial killer brand strategy segment 🤯

🎤 Guest co-host: Brennon Edwards from  ⁨@HOWTONERDPODCAST⁩

👀 Hosted by: Patrick Cloud & Tahir Moore

Producer:  ⁨@HippieGoals⁩  

00:00 - Martial Arts, Racquetball & Pickleball Talk

01:45 - Parenting & Pickleball Courts in L.A.

03:45 - Competitive Table Tennis with Dad

04:53 - Welcome to DIYS w/ Guest Brennan from How to Nerd

06:30 - What Brennan's Been Nerding Out About

07:45 - Nuclear Threats & Global Policy

09:40 - Emergency Prep & Go Bag Essentials

11:10 - How to Survive a Nuclear Bomb

13:00 - Survival Tips, Iodine, Duct Tape & Demon Slayer

15:00 - Anime Talk: Demon Slayer & Entertainment District Arc

17:30 - Falcon & Winter Soldier, Marvel & Apocalypse Fandom

18:55 - Fallout TV Show vs Real Nuclear Fallout

20:05 - BlueChew Ad (Wild & Unfiltered)

23:40 - Can You Kill in War? Morality & Gaming Logic

26:00 - AI Takeovers, Animatrix & Brain Rot from GPT

29:00 - Reading Maps & Losing Survival Skills

30:45 - Backup Cameras, Driving, & Millennial Habits

32:00 - Brennan Never Watched Naruto?!

34:10 - Anime Gatekeeping & Toxic Fandom

36:30 - Dragon Ball Z vs Naruto vs Solo Leveling

38:40 - Demon Slayer Writing vs Classic Power-Ups

40:15 - Jujutsu Kaisen, Solo Leveling, My Hero Academia

41:40 - Anime Power Scaling & Bleach Resurrection

43:00 - Damn That's Creepy: Creepy California Begins

43:40 - The Black Dahlia Murder (Leimert Park)

45:40 - Ghosts at Biltmore Hotel & the Hodel House

47:30 - Was Her Killer a Doctor? LAPD Conspiracies

50:00 - Serial Killers with Degrees & Dexter Comparisons

52:00 - One-and-Done Murderers & Regret Theory

54:15 - The Black Dahlia Name + Racial Confusion

56:00 - Personal Motives or Ritualistic Killing?

57:45 - Serial Killer Branding & Public Ego

59:00 - Pitched Segment: What’s Your Serial Killer Name?

59:45 - Ad Break: Factor Meals (Sponsor)

01:02:00 - Pat's Serial Killer Weapon: Mountain Lion Jaws

01:05:15 - Is That Even Logistically Possible?!

01:07:00 - Brennan’s Method: Poison Ivy & Nightshade

01:08:55 - Unique Weapons: Headbutt Assassin?

01:10:30 - Brennan's Pick: The Killer Whale

01:13:15 - Boat Sabotage & Killer Whale Strategy

01:15:10 - Hippie Goals’ Garden of Deadly Plants?!

01:17:30 - Wrapping Up: Serial Killers & Plot Holes

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In this wild episode of Damn Internet, You Scary, we welcome back comedy OG Rodney Perry and the hilarious Correy Bell! From a failed attempt at white hair dye to accidentally creating Smurf hair, Rodney shares stories that will have you crying. But that’s not even the wildest part…

🚨 The crew discusses a real story about a man who cooked and served his own amputated leg to friends — and they said YES! Would you try human fajitas?

We also get into:

The male equivalent of women getting bangs 💇‍♀️

Childhood confessions (yes, boogers & chemicals 😳)

Sports uniform malfunctions

Ridiculous Black family superstitions

And the ultimate scam: concert ticket fees!

This one is chaotic, hilarious, and unfiltered. You’ve been warned.

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00:00 - Intro + Male Equivalent of Bangs

01:45 - Rodney’s White Hair Fail 💀

04:00 - Atlanta Comedy Show Recap

07:35 - “Caucasian Peanut Butter” = Hummus 😂

10:00 - Cancer Season Chaos & Sister Rants

13:00 - Man Serves Own Leg as Fajitas?!

18:45 - The Pork Vagina Segment (Brace Yourself)

21:00 - BetterHelp Mental Health Ad Read

23:45 - Mental Health & Therapy Talk

26:00 - Deodorant Confessions & Hairy Throwbacks

30:00 - Sports Wardrobe Malfunctions

35:00 - Thick Thigh Love & Football Bodies

39:00 - Ticket Fees & Travel Scams

42:00 - Airport Wheelchair Hacks

44:30 - Black Superstitions Debunked

46:00 - Cats, Allergies & Cultural Bias

47:00 - Childhood Booger-Eating Confessions 🤢

51:00 - Comet, Shower Powder, & Deodorant... as Snacks?!

54:00 - Kids, Fire, and More Childhood Chaos

58:00 - Q-Tip Addiction & Unsafe Ear Tools 😬

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.

🔥 This week on Dam Internet, You Scary, Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore dive into the jokes that stick for life, discuss the most despicable movie villains, and get real about the dangers of AI, deepfakes, and remix culture.

🎮 They also play a hilarious word association game that gets wild, talk cosplay regrets, and introduce a brand new accountability segment to try new things!

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00:00 - Intro & East Coast Energy

01:00 - The Roast That Became Your Brand

05:15 - The Joke That Follows Me Everywhere

06:45 - Astrology & Cancer Season Vibes

08:15 - ChatGPT is Getting Scary… For Real

12:45 - Aging, AI & Existential Dread

17:10 - Cosplay Regrets & Anime FOMO

19:00 - Favorite Tyler Perry Villains

22:30 - Most Hated Characters in TV & Film

25:55 - Villains You Low-Key Agree With

26:55 - Word Association Game: Arcade vs. Desk 😂

31:10 - Preaching Podcasts vs. Just Being Funny

34:00 - AI Deepfakes, Misinformation & Scary Memes

45:00 - Real News vs. AI Nonsense

48:40 - Will Newspapers Make a Comeback?

52:00 - Cancel Culture & When AI Crosses the Line

55:00 - Jurassic Park, Art Imitating Life

58:00 - Accountability Segment: Try Something New

01:05:30 - Book Goals, Gospel Music, and Closing Out

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help.,

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Tahir Moore 💬

Comedian • Actor • Podcaster

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Patrick Cloud 🧠

Music Nerd • Thought Leader • Meme Surgeon

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What do Bobby Brown’s crack chicken, hiking as therapy, male lace underwear, and doo-doo daddy fashion have in common? They all go way left on this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! 💀

This week, Rob Haze and Real Alice join us for an unfiltered convo on everything from fashion throwbacks and celeb memoirs to why Forever 21 failed us. We also touch on BetterHelp, BlueChew, and why Marie Kondo gave up after kids 😂

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00:00 – Off the Spectrum & Ironing Millennial Shame

02:16 – Bobby Brown’s Crack Chicken Fiasco

04:06 – Celebrity Biographies & Atomic Habits Hit Different

07:07 – Ron Jeremy & Revenge Eating: LA Comedy Hustle

09:03 – Bringer Shows & Early Comedy Culture Scams

11:03 – Hiking in LA: From Hell No to Healing

13:03 – Sober Walks & Conversation Cards

14:45 – Secret Hikes, Edibles & Candy Blunts

16:00 – Fart Trails, Forest Resets, and Step Goals

18:18 – Cartoonish Parkour and Griffith Trail Confessions

21:01 – The Late Intro: Rob Haze and the Burp Heard Round the World

22:50 – Gassy Confessions & Trail Toot Etiquette

24:31 – Body Positivity or White Lady Shade?

26:31 – Forever 21’s Men’s Line & The Zara Time Warp

29:01 – Fast Fashion vs Vintage Quality

32:13 – Women’s Fake Pockets & The Male Purse Agenda

34:07 – The Vest Era, Hillary Clinton Drip & Valet Misfires

36:01 – Doo-Doo Mamas, Daddies & 2000s Club Fashion

38:01 – Who Runs Fashion? Not Rappers Anymore

40:46 – ASAP Rocky’s Tap Shoes & Crocs Go Couture

42:44 – Zendaya’s Heel Game & Rihanna’s Reign

45:01 – Male Lace Underwear & Savage Fenty Secrets

47:11 – Men’s Mental Health Month & Breaking the Therapy Stigma

49:16 – Movie Props, Hiking Stores, and TJ Maxx as Nature

52:01 – Batman Tools, Ghostbusters Gear, and Fashion Nostalgia Closes It Out

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Chris Sneed and Malcolm Barrett pull up to Damn Internet, You Scary! for a wild, hilarious convo that covers everything from awkward stand-up sets to Malcolm’s injury and filming in Cape Town. Chris drops details on his upcoming comedy special I Need Urgent Care (June 26 at The Regent Theater – GET TICKETS!). Plus, we get into BET Awards first-timers, sleep paralysis aliens, and that infamous skydiving story.

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00:00:00 – Malcolm Returns from Africa

00:00:41 – Airport Shirts, Comedy Introductions

00:01:56 – Vouching Gone Wrong: “This Is The Show”

00:03:16 – Stand-Up Bombing & Weird Gigs

00:04:32 – Fake Jewelry & Speech Impediment Roasts

00:06:35 – Chris Sneed Announces Comedy Special

00:08:24 – Healthcare Workers Discount Promo

00:10:29 – Malcolm Talks Filming in Cape Town

00:12:00 – Malcolm's Torn Achilles, Written into the Script

00:13:32 – BET Awards: First-Time Invite Reflections

00:14:40 – On-Set Medics, Ginger Ale as Treatment?

00:18:47 – Freestyle Rap Battle: “Book Your Appointment!”

00:23:15 – Empanada Revenge Poisoning Story

00:41:33 – Juicing Oreos and Underground Soda?

00:43:39 – Sleep Paralysis & Seeing Scary Visitors

00:47:00 – Rolls Royce Submarine & Alien Conspiracies

00:49:07 – Skydiving Fail: Suit Too Tight, Plane Still Took Off

00:58:20 – Florida Man in Human Hamster Wheel

01:00:08 – Final Promo: “I Need Urgent Care” Special June 26

01:03:44 – Gift Exchange + Outro Keychains & Comedy Love

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🤣 You ever been so tired on a hike you drank water straight from public water fountain? Chaz and Deon pull up to Damn Internet, You Scary to talk insane hikes, Oreo Coca-Cola collabs, and a surgeon who left a patient MID-SPINE SURGERY to cash a check 😳.

We also break down the science behind night vision eye drops, how Haagen-Dazs is fake bougie, and the all-female gang that ran 1920s London 💅💥

You don’t want to miss this one.

🎙️ Hosted by @TahiryMoore & @PatrickCloud

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0:00 - Intro & Set Vibes

0:29 - Hiking with Comedians: Survival of the Fittest

2:00 - Why Talking While Hiking is a Trap

3:00 - Waterfall Desperation & Dehydration Drama

4:12 - Keenan Baker’s Legendary Hiking Fail

5:39 - Chaz’s Secret Stand-Up Tapes (and “using” them)

6:20 - Jerking Off to Stand-Up?!

7:00 - Looney Tunes Freestyle Segment Begins

9:00 - Deon Drops Bars: DIYS Style

10:30 - Black Excellence & Chaz’s Show

12:00 - Deon the Renaissance Man: Author, Director, Dad

14:20 - Oreo Coca-Cola & Snack Collabs We Didn’t Ask For

17:00 - FACTOR Meal Sponsor Read (🔥 seamless transition)

20:00 - Surgeon Leaves Patient Mid-Spine Surgery to Cash Check?!

23:45 - Would You Take Nerve Damage for $1.2M?

28:30 - Night Vision Eye Drops Are Real?!

30:00 - Practical Uses for Night Vision (and pure chaos)

35:00 - LASIK Talk, Bad Contact Lens Habits

38:30 - BlueChew Read: Bricked Up for the Summer 😂

42:00 - The 40 Elephants: London’s All-Female Gangsters

44:00 - Breaking Down Their Look & Casting the Movie

47:00 - The Swedish Toothache Prison Escape

50:00 - Musty Friends & How to Call Them Out

53:00 - Final Thoughts & Upcoming Shows

From terrifying Final Destination screenings to AI destroying the planet 🤖🌍, this week’s Damn Internet, You Scary is PACKED with wild stories, conspiracy-level facts, and hilarious commentary from Patrick Cloud & Tahir Moore. We break down Kai Cenat’s Streamer University 🏫, the haunted Helios Flight 👻✈️, standing-room-only airline nightmares 🧍🏽‍♂️, and the world's weirdest service animals 🐀🦊.

Scary squad, you're in for a ride. Buckle up.

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00:00 – Morning routines & 4-mile hikes 🚶🏽‍♂️

00:52 – Back in the stock market 💹

03:09 – AI is ruining the environment?! 🤯

06:00 – Kai Cenat’s Streamer University is genius 🎥📱

10:14 – Final Destination screening becomes real-life horror 😱🎬

13:38 – Is this the best horror movie marketing ever?

16:02 – The eerie “Jim Twins” story 🧬

18:01 – The Silent Twins & psychic twin theory 👭

20:15 – Green Chef ad 🍲 (code: 50DIYs)

23:01 – Cooking at home & sushi class dreams 🍣

23:50 – STANDING-ONLY airplane seats?! 🚫🪑

29:20 – The haunting story of Helios Flight 522 🛫👻

35:16 – ZIP codes & how mail really works ✉️📮

37:21 – Crosswalk rules & street name secrets 🚦

41:08 – Minecraft’s banned news library 🧱📰

46:17 – The Minecraft creator’s sad billionaire story 😔

48:03 – Musical-watching dogs?! 🐶🎭

50:22 – The world’s weirdest “service animals” 🦨🦚🐍

52:11 – Final laughs & wrap-up 😂🎤

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This week on Damn Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive headfirst into some of the wildest, weirdest, and WTF-worthy stories from around the internet. From the woman who woke up at her own funeral 💀➡️😲 to a man who faked his own kidnapping just to hit the club 🎉😬… it’s giving unhinged internet energy all episode long.

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Tahir gets vulnerable talking about therapy, trauma, and how holding hands became an act of courage 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾💔

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Scary. Funny. Healing. Ridiculous. Just another episode of DIYS. 🙌🏽

👇🏽 Timestamps & Highlights Below!

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00:00 – Waking Up at Your Own Funeral?!!

02:48 – Taco Bell vs. Real Mexican Tacos

04:33 – Black Folks & Soul Food Tacos

07:00 – Taco Truck Culture Shock

10:38 – Wild Rice, Quinoa, and Mediterranean Eating

12:07 – The Cheat Day Debate

15:00 – Ad Read – BetterHelp

18:44 – Tahir Opens Up About Communication & Trauma

22:07 – Relationship Growth & Past Abuse Triggers

27:04 – Holding Hands Feels ‘Sweet’ but Unsafe?

30:03 – Fight or Flight in Public: A Real One's Reflex

31:30 – KevOnStage, Hustle Envy, & Depression Talk

33:00 – Church & the Illuminati (Yes, Really)

34:24 – The Nutmeg Challenge: TikTok’s Dumbest Trend

40:22 – Ad Read – Kickoff Credit Builder

44:01 – Buried Alive: The Essie Dunbar Story

47:00 – Who Fakes a Kidnapping to Party?!

50:20 – Ad Read – Cash App

51:00 – Brazilian Twins & Child Support Drama

56:00 – Man Buys Storage Unit With $7.5M in Cash

58:22 – Would You Return the Money… or Disappear?

01:03:00 – Real ID Laws & Washed Money Warnings

01:04:23 – The Coughing Millionaire Game Show Scam

01:09:00 – Wrap-Up & Upcoming Shows

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