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Welcome back to another episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! with Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud. Today we dive into everything from the fear of oceans 🌊 to astronauts peeing in space 🚀, wild inventions, classic cars 🚗, and some of the funniest “what if” scenarios you’ll ever hear.

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Are oceans scarier than Chicago at night? 🌃

The struggle of dieting vs. Doritos temptation 🧀

Sex, naps & fitness priorities 😅

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Astronaut pee devices & living in space 🤯

Wild story: Man walking across the world 🌍

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00:00 – Intro & Ocean Fears 🌊

03:20 – Chicago, NYC & LA Stereotypes 🏙️

07:15 – Weight Loss Struggles & Food Temptations 🍗

13:40 – Discipline, Doritos & Dieting 🤣

18:05 – Sex, Fitness & Getting Older 💪🏽

25:00 – Wild Hypothetical Questions (Grass, Lotion & Napkins?!) 🤯

31:00 – If Money Didn’t Exist 💵

38:10 – Disrespect in the Midwest ✋🏽

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55:10 – Astronaut Pee Problems & Space Life 🚀

01:03:00 – Surviving a Month in Space 🌌

01:10:30 – Walking Across the World 🌍

01:17:30 – Content Creators Changing Lives 🎥

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If you dropped it… would you still eat it? Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud kick off with the ultimate floor-food debate, spin it into a “Don’t Touch the Spaghetti” improv bit that escalates hilariously, then dive into streamer controversies, IRL etiquette, security vs. clout, and a wild bear-vs-wolf standoff. Plus: two sponsor offers inside.

Highlights: five-second-rule logic, Gordon Ramsay hypotheticals, Monica Lewinsky/media culture, school safety in the social-media era, stream-sniping, when security should step in, “realest” rappers, Chicago myths vs. reality, and an animal-kingdom face-off. New DIYS every week—pull up!

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00:00 – Cold Open: Trash juice & floor-food rules

01:24 – The “Don’t Touch the Spaghetti” game setup

03:09 – Uber driver, repast spaghetti & ridiculous escalation

05:10 – Are we doing this right now? How the bit works

06:01 – What would you eat out of the trash (top layer only)?

07:28 – Fruit vs. veggies: rinse, slice, or pass

10:11 – Reality-show kitchen disaster: serving… trash spaghetti?

11:26 – “Yes, and”: building the world of the bit

12:57 – Accidentally killing Gordon Ramsay?! Career pivot talk

15:22 – Monica Lewinsky, presidents & power + media culture

20:08 – AD: BlueChew (Offer)

21:31 – Back to the dress, late-90s context, school drills

25:09 – WorldStar to TikTok: why fights aren’t worth it

27:30 – Streamer incident breakdown & consequences

31:00 – Streaming pitfalls: who’s around you matters

35:00 – IRL streaming, stream-sniping & safety

36:02 – AD: BetterHelp (Offer)

38:59 – Security vs. clout: when to let pros handle it

40:09 – DaBaby incidents & “realest rapper” debate

42:16 – King Von discussion & Chicago realities

44:13 – Chicago is beautiful (travel notes & downtown rule)

47:00 – 6'8" car-review friend & insane life stories

49:20 – Animal Planet logic: size really matters

51:21 – Bear vs. massive wolf: hour-long standoff

52:23 – Plugs: tours, projects & Planet Sandwich live

52:57 – Outro: Thanks, Scary Squad!

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On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! Patrick Cloud & Tahir Moore dive deep into content creation, streaming vs rap, the wild story of meth-addicted monks, and Shaq’s jaw-dropping business empire. From childhood toys to hotel gyms and positive affirmations, the conversation is as hilarious as it is real.

00:00 – Turning hobbies into content pressure

02:15 – Who’s more influential: rappers or streamers?

05:30 – Comedians and the rise of streaming

09:50 – Twitch, music, and new creator opportunities

11:40 – AD: PrizePicks Promo

13:10 – Meth monks in Thailand?!

16:30 – Shaq’s wild business empire & investments

20:40 – Shaq’s $27M private jet

25:30 – Bill Gates’ Porsche loophole

28:10 – Childhood toys, games & music memories

33:40 – Chasing perfection vs. just creating

38:20 – Losing the fun in content creation

41:00 – Audience pressure & cancel fears

44:40 – Kai Cenat & authenticity in streaming

46:00 – AD: Factor Meals Promo

48:10 – Tahir’s Chicago food adventures

52:20 – Hotel gyms & rooftop gardens

57:00 – Positive affirmations & discipline

59:20 – Churchy season news & acting updates

01:01:40 – Outro & Twitch plug

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Another wild episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! with hosts Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud featuring guest Dion Lack. This week we discuss:

Could Will Smith really have been Neo in The Matrix?

Why the I Am Legend dog scene broke us 😭

Pregnant robots in China 👶🤖

A crocodile’s virgin birth 🐊

No-melt ice cream 🍦

Cartoon roommates from hell 🏠

And why aliens might actually be PURPLE 👽

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0:00 – Don’t Drop the Spaghetti Game

1:24 – Welcome Back 

3:30 – Will Smith Almost Starred in The Matrix

7:00 – Hiking Therapy & BetterHelp Ad

11:34 – Patrick Cloud’s Birthday Surprise

13:00 – Will Smith’s Best Emotional Scenes

20:01 – Mannequins & I Am Legend Dog Debate

27:00 – Diseases & Sickle Cell Myths

30:10 – Beaver Booty Vanilla?!

31:13 – Worst Cartoon Roommates

34:09 – Funniest Animals If They Could Talk

37:34 – PrizePicks Ad (Sports Betting)

39:34 – Wild “Would You Rather?” Scenarios

42:31 – Pregnant Robots in China

45:30 – Crocodile Virgin Birth Discovery

50:20 – Scientists Create No-Melt Ice Cream

53:41 – Funnel Cakes vs Pancakes

56:00 – CashApp Ad (Promo Code DIYs)

59:00 – The Greater Glider Animal Facts

1:01:15 – WWII POW Mistaken as “Crazy”

1:04:30 – Purple Aliens Could Be Real?

1:07:00 – Space Isn’t Always Cold?!

1:09:20 – Solar Winds & Final Thoughts

1:09:45 – Upcoming Shows & Comedy Specials

1:11:07 – Closing

Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud sit down with Big Irish Jay for a wild ride through zombie squirrels (squirrel fibromatosis), cocaine-laced shrimp, an FDA warning on radioactive shrimp, and the long-running Denver International Airport conspiracy—plus Alaska Triangle vanishings and the first attempted homicide in Antarctica. It’s equal parts creepy, hilarious, and “why is this happening?”

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00:00 — Cold open & mic chaos

00:28 — Intro: Dam Internet, You Scary! + guest Big Irish Jay

01:38 — Losing weight on the road (energy, exploring cities)

02:43 — 185 lbs down & sweating on stage no more

03:47 — Icebreaker: If you were a Transformer… what everyday object?

05:19 — Drone, air fryer, phone or…? (the debate spirals)

07:32 — Zombie apocalypse: who’s the most useless celebrity? 😬

18:58 — Sponsor: Deodorant read that goes off the rails

21:21 — Travel, AC wars & “The List” plug

23:05 — Topic kick-off: “Zombie squirrels” sighted

23:25 — Why they look like that (fibromatosis, pox family)

26:23 — Rabbits with “horns” (Shope papilloma) & why you shouldn’t touch wildlife

27:20 — Hood tours in real neighborhoods… bad idea

29:26 — Shrimp test positive for cocaine (UK freshwater study)

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35:27 — FDA flags radioactive shrimp recall (what to avoid)

39:21 — Denver Airport conspiracies: blue horse, murals, gargoyles

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47:29 — “Damn That’s Creepy”: Alaska Triangle disappearances

50:08 — Volcano/alien base tales & USOs from the water

51:08 — Viral athlete name controversy (the “ultimate pass” hats)

55:10 — Antarctica’s first attempted homicide… over book spoilers

01:01:06 — Big Irish Jay tour dates (Rapid City, Tucson, Manteca)

01:01:55 — Show plugs: BET+ “Churchy” 

01:02:40 — Wrap up

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Summer nostalgia fades, animal parts get weird, and cinnamon shocks us all. In this hilarious Dam Internet, You Scary! episode, we debate the BEST and WORST seasons, try to survive an “animal body part” challenge, get grossed out by fertilized eggs, and salute beavers who saved $1.2 million.

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🐿 Carnivorous squirrels?!

🥩 Exotic meats we’d try (or avoid)

🌿 Cinnamon’s surprising origin

🐚 Soft-shell crabs—disturbing or delicious?

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00:00 – Summer doesn’t hit the same

00:42 – Best & worst seasons debate

01:03 – “Static Sporadic” tongue twister

02:14 – Jill Scott theme song moment

04:33 – August birthdays & famous Leos

05:26 – Jason Momoa’s surprising best role

07:01 – Leo traits: stubborn or frugal?

07:23 – Which animal part would you want?

10:03 – Brisket cravings & snack talk

11:49 – Fertilized eggs… in grocery stores?!

13:18 – Could you cook a chick by accident?

15:58 – Caviar bumps & Wagyu beef hype

22:37 – Soft-shell crabs = molting nightmares

25:43 – One’s Gotta Go: eyebrows, teeth, hair, nails

27:45 – Building a 4,000-year-old style house

33:20 – Beavers save $1.2 million

37:32 – Cinnamon comes from tree bark?!

44:15 – Carnivorous California squirrels

50:34 – Cook, Eat, Serve challenge: raccoon, shark, iguana

59:44 – Exotic meats we’d try

01:01:07 – Camel hump & other weird eats

01:01:27 – Closing & upcoming tour dates

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Would YOU trade a live alligator for a beer? One Florida man did—because of course he did. 🐊🍺

In this outrageous episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick cover:

Unhinged Florida Man headlines that will break your brain 😵

A mysterious glowing orb found deep in the ocean 🌊

The allegedly cursed town of Dudleytown, CT 👻

Pee breaks that last forever and public poop confessions 💩

The true drama behind Adidas vs. Puma 👟

What they’d be doing in witness protection (spoiler: power-washing pirate porn star?)

You came for the chaos—and we delivered.

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 00:00 - Blueberries Ain’t Got No Flavor?! 🍓  

01:15 - Why We’re Canceling the Ice Cream Truck Song 🚫  

02:00 - Aging Hits Different: Big Fonts & Bigger Naps  

03:30 - Public Poop Confessions & Long Pee Struggles 💀  

09:15 - Why Drinking Water Makes You Pee Like Crazy  

12:00 - Florida Man Mad Libs Begin! 🧂  

14:30 - What?!  Down His Pants at Walmart?!  

16:30 -  Robbery at Chinese Restaurant 😳  

18:40 - Florida Man Blames WHAT? for Driving into Ditch  

20:00 - Random Weapon Attack?!   

22:00 - Guess in the comments?! (For Real)  

24:30 - Bluetooth Ad - Wild Taglines & Bricked Up Lies  

26:15 - Creepy Conspiracy: Curse of Dudleytown 👻  

30:00 - A Glowing Orb Found Deep in the Ocean 🌊  

33:45 - Antarctica’s Creepy New Sea Creatures 🧊  

36:00 - All Pizza Chains Use the SAME Cheese?! 🧀  

39:00 - Adidas vs Puma: A Family Betrayal Story 👟  

44:00 - Witness Protection Game: Fake Jobs & Names  

48:00 - Power Washers, Pirates, and Paula Darlene  

56:00 - Legally a Menace to Society?! 🤯  

59:00 - Wrapping Up: Upcoming Tours + Scary Squad Shoutout  

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Ghosts, cryptids, stalker texts, and a state telling kids to come to school sick—this episode is chaos in the best way. We hit the Crescent Hotel in Arkansas (America’s “most haunted” spot), the Fouke Monster that inspired The Legend of Boggy Creek, a 65,000-text stalker story that ends in a bathtub, Tennessee’s wild attendance crackdown, plus “Venmo the national debt?!” and South Park’s mega deal.

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Fouke Monster (Arkansas cryptid) & Boggy Creek

Viral stalker case: 65,000 texts after one date

Tennessee policy pushing sick kids to school

Venmo/PayPal to “reduce the national debt” (for real)

South Park’s massive deal + streaming overload

Plus: aliens, pizza vs. ice cream for first contact, and a game

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01:13 – Scary Squad & Patreon birthdays: “Get your dates in!” 

02:10 – Back in studio + Freestyle opener (new format test). 

04:14 – Bellflower show recap & Black Ron’s 26-minute freestyle (wild). 

05:27 – YouTube Top Fans / XP & live chat roll call. 

06:10 – Alien Asylum Q: What food explains human culture? (bologna vs. ice cream vs. pizza/Dave’s/Wingstop). 

18:38 – Road-Trip / Carpool / Stranded game (All Def crew picks). 

20:48 – BetterHelp ad (personal therapy story & offer). 

23:45 – Damn That’s Creepy: Ghosts of the Crescent Hotel (fake cures, bones found, nurse with gurney). 

34:33 – Arkansas Cryptid: Fouke Monster & Boggy Creek tie-in. 

41:01 – 65,000 texts after ONE date + caught bathing at his place. 

45:29 – Tennessee: Doctor’s notes don’t count? Sick kids → court threats. 

50:22 – “Venmo the National Debt?” (Treasury via PayPal/Venmo). 

53:46 – South Park’s massive deal & why streaming feels overwhelming. 

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Racism has a uniform?! The guys break down the unofficial fashion guide of the most hateful folks, dive into the cursed Annabelle doll shutting down 911 in Pennsylvania, and Tahir shares the insane story of getting tatted by a possibly high-on-meth tattoo artist. From Roommate/Neighbor/Landlord games with Kanye & Elon to dissecting the dumbest moments in Fast & Furious, this episode is comedy chaos.

👻 Haunted Dolls, 🔥 Tattoo Disasters, 🎥 Terrible Movie Logic — it’s all here.

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00:00 The Racist Starter Kit: Flags, Fits & Fashion Clues

02:50 All Lives Matter Backlash & Hidden Racism

04:10 Tahir’s Bantu Knot Era + Geodude Roast

07:50 Roommate, Neighbor, Landlord: Kanye, Elon & Karen

10:45 Which Black Sitcom Gets the Boot?

15:20 Theme Song Switch-Ups: Jamie Foxx vs. Power

18:50 Soap Opera Plot Twists & Death Resurrections

20:00 Annabelle the Doll Shuts Down 911?!

22:45 Is Annabelle Actually Cursed? (And Tour-Worthy?)

25:30 You Don’t Own the Rights to Your Face?! Denmark Law

27:10 Tattoo Laws, Mike Tyson & Copyrights

28:30 Tahir’s Meth-Fueled Tattoo Saga

34:10 Movies That Make NO Sense Today

40:10 SeaWorld Concerts? Ja Rule vs. 50 Cent Still Going

44:45 Wild ’90s Action Movies & Plot Holes

52:00 Cybertruck Explodes?! Tesla Door Fail

55:45 Fast & Furious: From Cars to Space to God Mode

58:40 Jason Momoa’s Wildest Role Yet

01:01:00  Wrap-Up + Final Thoughts

What if there was $2 Trillion in unclaimed property—and your name was on some of it? 😳 In this solo episode of Damn Internet, You Scary, Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore dive into conspiracy territory with theories about unclaimed money, identity theft, crypto wallets, and… Clone-a-Willie kits?

Get ready for a hilarious and off-the-rails conversation about:

The difference between faking your death and disappearing

Why some billionaires die without heirs

The mysterious vanishing of old iPods and Bitcoin

Clone wars involving... body parts 👀

And how AI and Amazon might already know too much about you

🚨 Plus: Would you still want your clone’s junk to work? 🤔

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