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Welcome to Dam Internet, You Scary! 😱💻

Hosted by Tahir Moore  @tahirmoore   & Patrick Cloud  @PatrickCloudChannel

🎙️ Produced by Hippie Goals  @HippieGoals

👤 This week’s guest: Comedian, writer & scent connoisseur Dave Helem  @dhelem  

Guest: Dave Helem https://www.instagram.com/davehelem

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00:00:00 – Intro & Early Banter

00:00:21 – Zodiac Chat: Astrology & Celebrity Signs

00:05:19 – Product Rants & Collab Commentary

00:07:04 – Offbeat Moments & Real Talk

00:07:41 – Home Hacks: Cleaning Tech & Modern Vacuums

00:10:08 – Furniture, New Spaces & Home Makeovers

00:11:48 – L.A. Lifestyle & Office Vibes

00:14:01 – Hollywood & Social Commentary

00:16:00 – Shoe Collection & Personal Style

00:17:47 – BetterHelp Sponsor: Mental Health & Therapy

00:20:11 – Shoe Swaps, Crocs & Lifestyle Rants

00:24:03 – Cologne Countdown: Top Fragrances Revealed

00:30:34 – Signature Scents: The Centerpiece Cologne

00:32:58 – Scentbird Spotlight: Try New Fragrances

00:36:23 – Health Journey & Factor Meals Sponsor

00:41:05 – Personal Reflections & Cologne Mixology

00:55:08 – Closing Thoughts & Future Hints

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♓ Zodiac stereotypes & celebrity sign wars  

👟 Sneakerhead confessions + couch hacks  

🧼 Fancy vacuums, Roombas & grown man cleaning gadgets  

👃🏾 The ultimate cologne countdown—Dave breaks down his *Top 5* must-have scents  

🔥 Mixing colognes like a boss (and why it might get you some extra love 😏)  

🧠 Mental health matters: Real talk about therapy & BetterHelp  

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💥 And of course, all the chaotic comedy you love from DIYS!

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💬 Lifestyle, Astrology, Men’s Fashion, Sneaker Culture, Home Tech  

🧴 Cologne, Self-Care, Comedy, Black Creators, Internet Culture  

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

Michael Turner joins Damn Internet, You Scary! for a wild discussion on comedy, internet culture, and viral fame. 

But that’s not all—we also dive into AI conspiracies, the weirdest internet theories, and whether social media is ruining creativity. Is AI about to take over comedy? Will viral trends ever stop being so weird? Hit play and find out!

🔥 Timestamps in the comments for easy navigation!

🎤 Guest: Michael Turner (@michaelturnercomedy)

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Is the Bell Witch the most terrifying ghost story in American history? 👀 In this episode of *Conspiracy Corner*, we dive into the legend of the Bell Witch—a sinister spirit that tormented a Tennessee family in the early 1800s. From eerie whispers to violent attacks, was it a hoax, a haunting, or something even darker?  

Joining us is comedian CP, bringing his hilarious and unfiltered take on one of the creepiest supernatural cases ever recorded. Will he be a skeptic or a believer by the end? Tune in to find out!  

🔮 **Topics We Cover:**  

✔️ The origins of the Bell Witch legend  

✔️ Haunting encounters & real-life testimonies  

✔️ The visit from the US President

✔️ Could this ghost still be lurking today?  

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.

Sydney Castillo joins Damn Internet, You Scary! to talk about the real struggles of comedy tours, wild audience interactions, and the secrets behind his shirtless FaceTime calls! We also dive into AI bots creating their own secret language (skynet vibes?!), a shape-shifting robot straight out of Terminator, and the biggest comedy club scams comedians face. Plus, don’t miss an epic freestyle session with a Texas twist!

🔹 Comedy club secrets & shady deals

🔹 AI bots speaking in code?!

🔹 Sydney’s top-tier beard glow-up

🔹 The real reason Tony Baker doesn’t answer calls

Hit that LIKE & SUBSCRIBE for more hilarious deep dives and internet weirdness!

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🎤 Special Guest: Sydney Castillo @sydneyisfunny @MyCupIsFullPodcast

👨🏽‍💻 Hosts: Patrick Cloud @patrickcloudchannel  Tahir Moore @tahirmoore

🖥️ Producer: Hippie Goals @hippiegoals

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0:00 | Intro & Shoutouts  

0:23 | Planning a Vegas Trip  

1:03 | Old Musicians and Their Instruments  

2:01 | The Art of Fake Drumming  

2:56 | Sydney’s Shirtless Video Habit  

3:52 | The Car Video Effect on Comedy  

5:00 | Sydney’s Glow-Up & Beard Journey  

6:10 | Top 10 Attractive Comedians Debate  

7:02 | Touring Stories & Comedy Club Scams  

9:08 | Ticket Sales Drama & Comedy Club Tactics  

12:02 | Sydney’s No-Nonsense Business Approach  

14:00 | The "Standoffish" Comedian Persona  

16:01 | Party Invitations & Social Battery Moments  

18:28 | The Surprise Party Wing Moment  

21:10 | Sydney's Reserved Personality Explained  

23:31 | Sydney’s Mysterious Apartment Policy  

25:01 | Comedy Club Culture & Social Dynamics  

27:46 | Tony Baker’s Aversion to Phone Calls  

29:19 | FaceTiming Tony Baker Live  

30:50 | Tony’s Savage Response to Love & Appreciation  

32:07 | Classic Pranks on Comedy Tours  

35:07 | The Evolution of Comedy Collaboration  

37:00 | Freestyle Session – Texas Style  

39:08 | The Giraffe Video Legacy  

40:22 | AI Bots Creating Their Own Language  

42:54 | The Fear of AI & The Terminator Moment  

44:32 | Scientists Create Shapeshifting Robots  

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! 

Guest: James Davis

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🚨 WTF Did We Just Watch?! In this episode, we dive into some of the weirdest and most terrifying real-life stories ever! From a haunted statue garden with real human teeth to a woman caught in a real-life glitch in the matrix, these stories will blow your mind! 🤯

🔎 Topics We Covered:

✅ A statue garden in Finland with REAL human teeth & creepy voices 🗿🦷

✅ A woman freezing mid-step—Glitch in the Matrix or something else? 😵‍💫

✅ Skiing NEXT TO LAVA?! These daredevils have no fear! ⛷🔥

✅ A brain that turned to glass? This medical case will leave you speechless! 🤯🧠💎

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00:00:00:00 | Behind the Scenes Stories

00:01:32:13 | Pop Culture & Entertainment 

00:09:37:06 | The Craziest Stunts People Have Done  

00:13:11:23 | Intro & Setting the Stage

00:15:06:09 | Guest Introduction 

00:23:10:12 | Unusual Travel Destinations 

00:28:45:07 | Unexpected Life Lessons 

00:33:13:01 | Weird Statue Garden

00:39:22:14 | Comedy & Stand-Up Stories

00:43:50:06 | Strangest News Headlines

00:47:39:17 | Skiing Beside Lava 

00:52:15:08 | Wildest Fan Encounters  

00:58:30:12 | Debunking Myths & Conspiracies  

01:05:20:03 | Random Deep Conversations 

01:12:45:19 | Closing Thoughts & Wrap-Up 

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.

Guest: JD Witherspoon  @JDWitherspoon

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0:00 | Intro 

1:15 | The Viral Singer Everyone’s Talking About 

5:42 | Is Kanye West Beyond Redemption? 

12:30 | The Kendrick vs. Drake Rap Battle 

18:55 | Hip-Hop’s Biggest Beefs & Their Impact 

25:10 | Coca-Cola’s Secret Drug History 

31:45 | The Woman Who Had a Funeral for Her Arm 

38:20 | China’s AI Brain Merging Experiment 

45:05 | Final Thoughts & What’s Next 

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🎬 In this episode of DIYs, we tackle the biggest debates in music and pop culture!

🔥 Topics Covered:

The viral singer everyone is talking about 🎤

Is Kanye West truly canceled? 🤔

The cultural impact of hip-hop beefs

Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake: The latest rap battle 🔥

Coca-Cola’s secret history with cocaine 🍶

The shocking story of a woman who held a funeral for her amputated arm 🦾

China’s latest experiment: Merging human brains with AI 🤯

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2️⃣ Who’s really the king of hip-hop right now?

3️⃣ Would you attend a funeral… for a body part?

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! 

This episode is sponsored by Better Help.

00:00:00 | Episode Start

00:00:16 | Texas Cities & Comedy Club Boom

00:01:41 | Guest Introduction: Charlie Wilson Joins the Show

00:02:48 | The Legacy of Charlie Wilson & Name Confusion

00:06:38 | Empire Strips Back: Star Wars Burlesque Show

00:10:06 | The Reality of Owning a Delorean

00:14:08 | Retro Cars & The Return of Classic Styles

00:19:38 | First Cars & Wild Driving Stories

00:25:00 | The Struggles of Early Car Ownership

00:29:04 | The Official Wizard of New Zealand (And His Firing)

00:36:02 | Elon Musk: The Real-Life Supervillain?

00:42:40 | Kanye West & The Danger of Influence

00:50:06 | Comedy, Power, and Who Really Runs the Industry

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In this electrifying episode of Damn Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud welcome comedian and content creator Charlie Wilson for a wild and unpredictable conversation. From his experiences in the Empire Strips Back Star Wars burlesque show to the car mishaps, Charlie shares some hilarious and insightful moments.

The crew dives deep into the bizarre firing of New Zealand’s state-appointed wizard, debates whether Elon Musk is the most dangerous man alive, and takes on Kanye West’s controversial influence. Plus, they reminisce about their first cars, near-death driving experiences, and the return of classic fashion and vehicles.

If you're here for laughs, crazy stories, and some real talk about the industry and beyond, you won’t want to miss this episode! Like, subscribe, and drop a comment below with your favorite moment.

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

Guest: Dia La Ren Nash

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00:00:00 | Intro

00:00:16 | Grill Culture and Shiny Smiles

00:00:52 | Guest Introduction: A Special Return

00:02:11 | Gapped Teeth with Diamonds: A Bold Fashion Statement

00:03:37 | Monopoly vs. Jenga: The Party Games Debate

00:07:06 | Drunken Mishaps and Wild Party Stories

00:09:05 | The Almost-Kidnapping Incident: A Tale of Survival

00:16:12 | Underwater Party Submarine: Would You Risk It?

00:29:07 | The Ethics of Sushi Underwater: Food Karma

00:39:03 | Social Anxiety and Going Out Alone

00:42:15 | Voodoo Dolls, Explosives, and Rat Poison: A Missouri Mystery

00:48:08 | Swallowed by a Whale: A Survivor’s Tale

In this hilarious and thought-provoking episode of Damn Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by a special guest for a wild conversation. From grill culture and diamond gapped teeth to the bizarre ethics of eating sushi underwater, this episode dives deep into the unexpected. Highlights include a near-kidnapping survival story, an explosive Missouri mystery with voodoo dolls and rat poison, and the ultimate tale of a man swallowed by a whale and living to tell about it. The crew also debates the best party games, explores the anxiety of going out alone, and examines the absurdity of an underwater party submarine.

Whether you're here for the laughs or the crazy stories, this episode is packed with entertainment, social commentary, and jaw-dropping moments you won’t want to miss. Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and share your favorite moments!

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

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00:00:17 Mini All Def Reunion with Jay Snow

00:01:24 The Pressure of Filming a One-Take Comedy Special

00:02:59 Writing for TV: From “Wild ‘n Out” to HBO’s “Game Theory”

00:04:00 Challenges of Creative Control in Entertainment

00:06:02 Blind Tom Wiggins: A Story of Talent and Exploitation

00:10:17 Harriet Tubman’s Fearless Legacy and Modern Parallels

00:16:08 Freestyle Comedy: Reggae Vibes and Laughs

00:19:01 A Drunk Pilot Disrupts Southwest Airlines

00:32:49 The Grind of Comedy: Weekly Shows and Industry Realities

00:36:06 The Superpower of Comedy: Bringing Joy Amid Challenges

00:40:06 Lessons from Dave Chappelle: Sacrifices and Success

00:43:18 Choosing Freedom: The Rock, Jack Black, and Authentic Careers

00:52:17 Code-Switching in Media: The Rock, Miley Cyrus, and Post Malone

In this episode of Damn Internet, You Scary! comedians Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud sit down with Jay Snow for an insightful and hilarious conversation. They explore the journey of filming a one-take comedy special, writing for top shows like "Wild ‘n Out" and HBO’s "Game Theory," and the struggles of maintaining creative control in entertainment. Dive into powerful stories like the legacy of Blind Tom Wiggins, a blind and autistic Black pianist who mesmerized audiences but faced exploitation, and the relentless courage of Harriet Tubman.

The trio also tackles contemporary issues like code-switching in media, the superpower of comedy to uplift communities, and even the absurd story of a drunk Southwest Airlines pilot! With freestyle reggae moments, comparisons between The Rock and Jack Black, and reflections on balancing authenticity with industry pressures, this episode is packed with laughs, knowledge, and relatable truths.

Don’t miss this wild ride! Subscribe, comment, and share your favorite moments.

We filmed this before the tragic airplane incidents in DC and Philly, so just want to add RIP to those involved. 

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

Guests:

Quin Walters https://www.instagram.com/quinwalters

Mark JP Hood https:/www.instagram.com/markjphood 

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