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Welcome back to Dam Internet, You Scary! This week, the crew sits down with comedian, writer, and actress extraordinaire Kanisha Buss (ComicView, Safe Space, Big Homie) for a wild deep-dive into the weirdest corners of the internet.   From deep-diving into the ultimate fast-food tier list (McDonald's, Arby's, Taco Bell, and Wendy's) and debating fast-food app notifications, to discussing the terrifying reality of 3D-printed "stamon" (salmon) and Siberian quarantine zones, this episode is packed with hilarious hot takes and non-stop laughs.

0:00 - Intro & Cat Noises
1:09 - The McDonald's Fry Theory & Fast Food Apps
3:30 - Defending Arby's & The Secret Menu
9:56 - The Ultimate Fast Food Tier List (Wendy's, Taco Bell, Sonic)
14:04 - The Ultimate Delivery Story: Water Breaking at Sonic
18:14 - Wingstop & In-N-Out Fry Debates
21:05 - Jack in the Box & The "Girlfriend Box" Concept
31:13 - Trump, Geopolitics, and LA Conspiracy Theories
38:15 - Amazon Delivery Driver Smart Glasses Controversy
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46:59 - Siberia Quarantine & Plague News
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56:13 - 3D-Printed Salmon & Lab-Grown Food Realities
1:08:15 - Oxtails vs. Kangaroo Tails
1:11:52 - Where to Follow Kanisha Buss & Outro

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!
This week, we are diving into everything from LA Comic-Con Halloween plans and wild 90s car culture stories to recent Stanford brain research discoveries, ancient UFO art, massive space debris maps, Trump's new AI force, and the glorious return of Toys R Us. Like, comment, and subscribe for more weekly laughs!

00:00 - Intro & LA Comic-Con Halloween Karaoke Plans
01:49 - 90s Fashion, Boyfriend Jeans, and Car History Trends
03:19 - Understanding Car Trim Levels (GT, SRT, and More)
04:49 - Escalades, Spinning Rims, and Custom 90s Car Stereos
06:00 - VCRs and DVD Players in Cars (The Wild Stunt Era)
07:49 - Custom Plexiglass Car Modifications and Parking Lot Pimping
09:36 - Detachable Face Radios and Stolen Steering Wheels
10:11 - Bowling Alleys, Arcades, and High School Hangouts
12:20 - Wild High School Stories and Old School Jobs
14:00 - Apartment Break-ins and Stolen Rims
18:07 - Live Freestyle Cypher & Ancient Greece Rap Bars
20:19 - Historical Contraception and STDs Through the Ages
22:00 - Which Historical Figures Had the Most Hoes?
24:00 - Following Dates Home Before GPS Existed
27:10 - Wild Family Reunion Encounters
30:11 - Resort Takeovers and Crazy Vacation Encounters
36:50 - New Stanford Research: The Human Brain Has Two Separate Organs
39:15 - The Versatility of the Human Body and G-Spot Debates
45:14 - Historical Masterpieces Depicting Ancient UFOs
50:35 - Tracking 25,000+ Pieces of Space Debris with Leo Labs
55:04 - Elon Musk, Starlink Satellites, and Supervillain Vibes
59:26 - Trump Announces AI Force and AI Superintelligence Debates
1:04:08 - Toys R Us Retail Comeback and Soup Plantation Returns
1:09:25 - Tour Dates, LA Comic-Con Reminder, and Outro

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Welcome back to another chaotic and hilarious episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! With Tahir Moore, Patrick Cloud, and special guest comedian, writer, and actor Dion Lack:

In this episode, the guys dive deep into some wild internet theories, breakdown movie critiques, share insane high school ex-girlfriend confrontation stories, debate the realities of ancient travel and diets, and completely lose it over the infamous Teletubbies mixed with The Sopranos subtitles blunder. Plus, stick around for some top-tier freestyle bars and upcoming tour dates!

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

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What happened to the American Dream?

We were raised to believe that if you worked hard, went to school, got a job, and played by the rules, you could eventually build the life you wanted. But for a new generation, that promise looks very different.

In this episode, we get into the changing idea of the American Dream, why younger people question whether hard work actually leads to homeownership and financial security, whether college still provides the same value it once did, and why real-world experience may teach you more than a classroom ever could.

And because this is Damn Internet You Scary, we also get into dating, hookup culture, relationship expectations, the “We All Hoes” philosophy, dating someone with pets, why people should probably ask about your dog's sleeping arrangements before getting serious, generational differences, work ethic, and why everyone is in sales now — whether they realize it or not.

Featuring comedian and content creator Kali Scott, this conversation goes everywhere — from dating and dogs to college, careers, money, relationships, and whether the American Dream is still something people can realistically chase.

What do you think? Is the American Dream actually dead, or does it just look different now?

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Roller coasters are officially canceled! This week on Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the terrifying new lawsuits against Six Flags after over 100 people reported severe brain injuries. Plus, we dive into the wild website letting you make fake shopping carts for a pure dopamine rush, Hideo Kojima’s bizarre plan to scan a real ghost for his next horror game, the Lion King translation lawsuit, and cruise ship mysteries.

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

We take a deep dive into some genuinely shocking news, starting with a food industry warning about ground beef and the reality of how processed foods are handled. From there, we cover the miraculous story of a Staten Island man who survived a direct lightning strike on his way to the dentist, and investigate a bizarre case in Greece involving a woman accused of starting wildfires just to catch the attention of firefighters.

Plus, we tackle the eternal internet debates: can you actually die from being tickled, and could you realistically win a 1v1 fight against a chimpanzee? We also touch on some of the stranger headlines of the week, including R. Kelly's petition for a presidential commutation and a look at the latest Space Force uniform updates.

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Tahir Moore welcomes comedian, writer, and father Donny Comedy to Dam Internet, You Scary! to break down the wildest news stories trending across the web. Donny shares his hilarious theory on how to guarantee having a baby boy, navigating morning breath rules in marriage, and strict childhood upbringing rules.  The duo dives deep into crazy real-world headlines, including a father leaving his 7-year-old son alone on Mount Fuji to keep hiking, rabid bats taking over a Pasadena park, a scammer who faked a whole NFL career, a mysterious floating island in British Columbia, and a mukbang YouTuber who ordered 20 meals on a single 15-hour flight. Plus, Donny explains wild college drink recipes like the "Jackson 5" and "Charged Up Hulk". 

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00:00 - Intro & Weathering LA Heat w/ Donny Comedy  
01:30 - Donny’s "Secret Rules" to Guarantee Having a Boy  
06:48 - Morning Breath Rules & Marriage Survival  
07:45 - Father Leaves 7-Year-Old Alone on Mount Fuji  
10:20 - Black Childhood Rules: Never Ask for Food at Relatives' Houses  
12:54 - Grocery Store Discipline & The Clapping Technique  
14:26 - Rabid Bat Warning Issued in Pasadena Park  
15:39 - Vasectomy Rules & Basic Personal Hygiene  
18:00 - Aging Dogs, Hearing Loss & Life Lessons for Kids  
21:41 - Cash App Sponsorship  
25:18 - Fake NFL Player Fakes Career & Scams Investors  
32:15 - Prison Scammers & Fleece Johnson ("Booty Bandit") Stories  36:56 - MyBookie Sponsorship  
38:29 - Suspect Dies of Cardiac Arrest Hiding Body in Woods  
40:58 - Therapy, Emotional Control & Growth in Marriage  
47:35 - Massive Floating Island Appears & Disappears in Reservoir  50:18 - Deep Ocean Fears & Thalassophobia  
52:54 - Mukbang YouTuber Orders 20 Meals on a 15-Hour Flight  
55:04 - Guy Fieri Conspiracy & Boiling College Liquor ("The Jackson 5")  01:01:21 - The Fake NFL Player Name Mix-Up  
01:03:00 - Donny Comedy Socials & Tahir Moore Stand-Up Tour Dates  

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Humanoid robots are running faster, boxing, and getting better every year — so naturally Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud start planning for the robot apocalypse.

On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick get into humanoid robot competitions, AI fears, the economy, food and restaurant safety, tipping and delivery-app prices, a reported Power Rangers-related burglary story, and whether it might finally be time to move somewhere and start a farm.

Then the conversation gets more personal. Tahir talks about getting older and reconsidering what success actually means: Does he still want maximum Hollywood fame, or would making great work for an audience that genuinely cares be enough? That leads to a conversation about comedy as a craft, short attention spans, IRL streaming, artistic freedom, celebrity, privacy, and why artists like Yasiin Bey, Erykah Badu, Curren$y, and Terence Crawford represent a different kind of success.

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00:00 Humanoid Robots Are Getting Way Too Fast
01:33 What Happens When AI Meets the Robots?
04:42 Economic Anxiety and the “Stop Paying Bills” Plan
11:07 The World Humanoid Robot Games
13:17 Our Apocalypse Plans Have a Problem
14:43 Would You Get Robot Body Parts?
17:17 The Great Bill-Paying Boycott Debate
20:03 Mint Mobile
22:44 People Are Smoking Scorpions?
24:22 A Different Way to Think About Giving
26:45 Texas Roadhouse Allegations
29:55 Why Tahir Is Tired of Eating Out
30:30 Tipping, Wages and Restaurant Prices
36:45 PrizePicks
39:09 The Former Power Ranger Burglary Story
41:18 Pitching the “Robber Rangers” Movie
43:47 LA Restaurant Health Closures
45:09 The Problem With Food Delivery Apps
48:00 Could Tahir Leave Hollywood for a Farm?
50:02 GLD
52:05 Rethinking the Dream
53:33 Getting Older Changes Your Definition of Success
55:30 Drake, Yasiin Bey and Art vs. Celebrity
57:15 Finding the Right Level of Fame
1:00:49 Quince
1:03:54 Why Some Concert Crowds Feel Different
1:04:51 IRL Streaming and Clout Culture
1:05:31 Comedy Still Requires the Work
1:08:00 Every Entertainment Industry Has This Problem
1:09:00 Terence Crawford and Success on Your Own Terms
1:09:42 Knowing When Enough Is Enough
1:12:16 One Last “Stop Paying Bills” Plan
1:14:15 Patrick and Tahir’s Upcoming Projects
1:16:48 Outro

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Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are running on fumes after a marathon day filming their first independent project — but Dam Internet, You Scary! still has plenty to get into.

They break down what it took to shoot 32 of 41 planned scenes in one day, the cast and crew who stepped up to make it happen, and why creators may be better off making the project themselves instead of waiting for Hollywood to say yes.

Then the internet takes over: a major earthquake hits during surgery in Japan, Tahir and Patrick debate college and practical education in the creator era, a long list of food recalls makes everything in the kitchen feel suspicious, and a Vegas hotel story leaves them wondering where marketing ends and deception begins.

Also in the episode: sexually transmitted Shigella, hygiene debates, a sperm donor lawsuit, a terrifying glass bridge incident, contaminated raw oysters, sushi paranoia, and why one viral video isn't enough to build a sustainable creator career.

In this episode:
00:00 They Survived a 15-Hour Shoot
03:27 Getting a 58-Page Script at the Last Minute
06:24 32 Scenes Down, 9 to Go
08:18 BetterHelp
10:48 Doctors Protect a Patient During an Earthquake
12:38 Is America Still Leading?
16:34 College, Influencers & Growing Up
19:39 What It Really Takes to Be a Content Creator
22:19 BlueChew
24:04 How Is This Much Food Being Recalled?
29:02 Texas THC Laws, Politics & Immigration
32:32 Remembering America's Racist Restaurant History
34:42 Sexually Transmitted Shigella?!
36:32 The Great Booty-Washing Debate
41:00 The “Genius” Sperm Donor Lawsuit
44:13 Can Phobias Run in Families?
46:10 Hayden Panettiere & Neutrogena Discussion
49:50 Storyblocks
52:22 The Vegas Hotel Listing Story
55:17 “Stop What You’re Doing”
59:04 Kikoff
01:02:04 Glass Bridge Panels Blow Out
01:04:02 Raw Oysters & Permanent Brain Damage
01:06:27 Sushi Suddenly Looks Different
01:08:10 A Big Film Festival Announcement
01:10:38 Stop Waiting for Someone to Fund Your Idea
01:14:05 Tubi and Independent Creators
01:14:32 Patrick’s Upcoming Shows & Projects
01:16:03 Outro