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Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!

We talk about the Batman husband who got divorced for thinking he’s Bruce Wayne, the “All Coochies Matter” airline guy, FIVE recent Disney World deaths, Lake Lanier ghosts, The Bunny Man ax legend, gaming assassins, and why grown adults still hide sugar from roaches.

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0:00 | Cold Open Chaos

0:20 | Restarting the Intro… Again

0:54 | Official DIYS Intro + Guest Roll Call

1:19 | Roast Session + Energy Check

1:37 | Bidets & Booty Cleaning Methods Debate

3:04 | “Are You One of These?!” — The Pose Conversation

4:06 | The Captain Morgan Booty Talk

5:18 | The Mechanic Table Position 😭

6:05 | “Women Are Nasty Too” Debate

7:12 | Dorm Horror Stories

8:17 | Ice Breakers That Weren’t Needed

9:14 | Topic #1 — The Batman Husband Divorce Story

10:20 | Is Batman an Identity?

11:02 | When Superheroes Are a Red Flag

12:24 | Fake Crime Fighting & Cosplay Delusion

16:33 | The Justin Bieber / Beaver Moment 😂

17:34 | “Nigga Bird” & The Broke Superhero Rant

18:57 | Topic #2 — The All Coochies Matter Frontier Airline Story

20:11 | Airline Rules + “Dress Better for Flights” Debate

22:10 | Standing vs Sitting Airplane Seats

23:12 | Tony Hawk, X-Games & Nostalgia

23:52 | Twitch Chat Ignoring Accusations

26:49 | The Secret Porn Twitter Handles 😭

34:20 | Topic #3 — 5 Deaths at Disney World in One Month

37:02 | Disney Park History, Club 33 & Hidden Tunnels

39:05 | Theme Park Heat, Thrills & Universal vs Disney

41:45 | Topic #4 — Father Hires Gamers to Kill Son’s Characters

42:17 | Kid Game Addiction & Consequences

44:47 | Topic #5 — Traditions from Childhood

45:47 | Roach Trauma & Sugar in the Fridge Stories

47:12 | Critters, Frogs, Roaches & Florida Life

52:57 | Topic #6 — Sweden Ran Out of Trash?!

55:30 | Why Trash Smells the Way It Does

57:11 | Pixar Movie “Periods Are Scary?” Debate

58:25 | Topic #7 — Bunny Man Urban Legend (Virginia)

1:04:17 | Lake Lanier: The Lady in Blue Story

1:07:57 | Closing: Guest Promos + Tour Dates

1:11:11 | Sign-Off

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This Thanksgiving episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! is pure chaos—from unserious conspiracy theories to Pat’s crazy Japan trip, a kid calling a woman “Miss Piggy” on a plane, insane Butterball hotline calls, lost underwater cities, family recipes, Bigfoot, and Tyler’s new show announcement.

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0:00 | Quarter-Zip Chaos & YN Behavior Shift

0:21 | Nike Techs Are Out, Quarter-Zips Are In

1:04 | Matcha, Baggy Pants & Culture Shift

2:07 | Nike Tech Debate + Classics

2:28 | Welcome to DIYS – Thanksgiving Episode

2:51 | Introducing Corey Bell & Tyler Chronicles

4:45 | Flat-Auntie Club Explained

5:30 | How Hands Reveal Age

6:13 | Tyler’s Mic Troubles

7:06 | Block Shooting + Tyler’s New Show Announcement

8:20 | Icebreakers Begin

8:38 | Pat’s Japan Trip Recap

10:53 | Building a Custom Game Boy in Japan

12:00 | Japan Drink Prices & Adventures

13:16 | First Icebreaker: Unserious Conspiracy Theories

14:22 | Sprite, Grape Soda & Sickle Cell??

17:15 | Lost Cities Underwater: Theories Get Wild

19:10 | Venice & Florida Sinking

20:24 | Bigfoot, Aliens & Earth as a Zoo

23:11 | Pigeons = Hood Animals?!

25:10 | Unexpected Celebrity Crushes

26:29 | Martha Stewart in Her Era

28:17 | Judge Judy Thirst Is Wild

30:12 | Little People Hands Debate

31:02 | Hilary Duff Discussion

32:57 | Jimmy Kimmel Crush

33:58 | PrizePicks Ad Segment

36:05 | Football Picks by Uniform Color

37:57 | Butterball Hotline Insane Calls

39:07 | Chihuahua in the Turkey?!

40:15 | Black Thanksgiving vs White Thanksgiving Differences

41:12 | Do We Lose Family Traditions?

42:13 | Family Recipes We Miss

44:10 | Bread Pudding, Rice Pudding, Peas & Chicken

45:14 | Tahir Never Ate Seafood Until 29

47:19 | Why Black Prom = Red Lobster

49:17 | “Miss Piggy” Kid Gets Woman Arrested on Flight

51:25 | In The Cloud Ad Read

53:40 | Corey Bell Returns

55:06 | $1.5M House Built on The WRONG Lot!

56:49 | The Louvre Password Was… “LOUVRE”?

1:00:01 | Sneaking Into Events 101

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1:07:08 | Hygienically vs Hygienic Debate

1:09:00 | Final Plugs & Tour Announcements

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On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! Pat just got back from Japan, a diver risked death for the deepest descent in history, a U.S. Army doctor RETURNS AN ARM 50 years later, and somehow we ended up talking about dragon-faces, nuclear subs, and the Book of Secrets presidents hide from us. Buckle up.

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Japan’s “no eating while walking” rule

Deepest dive ever & why ascent takes 13 hours

Sunfish: the dumbest survivor in the ocean

Actor who was secretly a real Triad boss

The doctor who kept someone’s ARM

Woman with rare disorder who sees everyone as dragons

U.S. nuclear subs lost under the ocean

Why humans keep risking their lives for stunts

Presidents, racism, religion & chaos

Survival meal after 21 days alone

And of course — the wildest DIYS tangents

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00:00 — Ambrosia Salad & Japan Trip Warm-Up

00:24 — No Eating While Walking in Japan?! Culture Shock

02:19 — Airport Sandwich Horror Story

03:37 — One Word Challenge: “Sorry” vs “Nigga”

08:17 — What Food Describes Your Personality?

12:00 — Porn Search Filters Get TOO Specific

15:16 — BlueChew Ad Read + Chaos

17:15 — Deepest Dive Ever (Death, Pressure & Why It’s Terrifying)

20:09 — The Useless Sunfish (Nature’s Dumbest Survivor)

22:09 — Why Humans Keep Doing Dangerous Stuff

24:44 — Survival Show: First Meal After 21 Days

26:44 — Actor Turned Real-Life Triad Boss?!

34:24 — The Arm Returned 50 Years Later (Insane Story)

40:00 — War Trauma, Therapy & Mental Health (BetterHelp)

46:17 — BetterHelp Ad Read

50:01 — Woman Sees Everyone as Dragons?! Rare Brain Disorder

52:44 — Do Dragons Actually Exist?

54:22 — Race, Nationality & Travel Realities

56:49 — Kickoff Credit Builder Ad Read

01:00:22 — Titanic Mission Was a Cover-Up?! Lost Nuclear Subs

01:03:45 — Nuclear Submarines Are Scarier Than You Think

01:05:36 — Obama, Presidents & The Book of Secrets

01:07:36 — Show Wrap-Up + Pat & Tahir Announcements

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This week on Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir is joined by comedian, actor, writer, and content creator  ⁨@MrJayWashington⁩  this episode… man. It starts wild and somehow gets wilder.

We cover everything from Instagram ruining society, Pizza Hut nostalgia, knighted penguins, dolphins with boundary issues, a man who sleeps 300 days a year, a nurse who “lightened his workload” the worst way possible, porn logic, relationship hypotheticals, and the most unhinged analogies you’ll hear all week.

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0:00 – Welcome Back + Immediate Chaos

0:51 – Freeballing & Bathroom Podcasting

4:27 – Career Blessings & Christmas Movie

5:05 – Christmas Porn Joke Derailment

6:01 – “Stop One Invention?” → Instagram

8:25 – Food Reviewers & Shucking/Jiving Talk

9:04 – Terry Crews / Fitness Joke

10:33 – Black vs White Porn Titles

10:56 – MAS*H “Spear Chucker Jones” Discovery

12:04 – FACTOR Ad Read

15:20 – Bruce/Caitlyn Transition Joke

16:34 – Instagram’s Evolution to Insanity

18:23 – Twerking Distractions & Discipline

19:27 – Twitter Porn Algorithms

20:35 – Pizza Hut Nostalgia

23:13 – Beaded Curtain Video Store Era

24:05 – Porn Names & Credit Roll Joke

25:26 – Storyline Porn Rant

25:47 – POV Porn… with a Condom

26:16 – “Realistic Porn” Requirements

28:29 – Meta Glasses VR Porn Debate

30:23 – Knighted Penguin Story

31:52 – Brigadier Penguin Explained

32:22 – Dolphins Are Menaces

33:13 – Dolphin Brain Visual

34:01 – Woman in Love with Dolphin Story

35:21 – Woman Who Married a Ferris Wheel

36:29 – IN THE CLOUD Ad Read

39:57 – God Talking at 3AM

40:57 – Negotiating With Noah for Ark Admission

42:22 – Hollywood: Talent vs Value

43:43 – Sugar Baby Logic

45:09 – Sugar Mama Age Limit (83)

46:13 – Slavery Draft Pick Bit

47:18 – German Nurse Who Killed 10 Patients

50:10 – “Lightening the Workload” Breakdown

51:12 – Nursing Home Bed Turnover Reality

53:22 – Uncle Remus vs Harold’s (Chicago Debate)

54:08 – GLD Ad Read

58:42 – Jesus, Mary, Joseph & Theories

1:00:02 – Did Joseph Smash? + Jesus’ Brother James

1:01:18 – Superhead vs Mary Magdalene

1:03:09 – Trailer Park Fight League

1:04:13 – Man Who Sleeps 300 Days a Year

1:05:35 – Could You Care for Someone Like That?

1:06:19 – Partner With No Limbs Hypothetical

1:07:09 – Airline Carry-On Problem

1:08:18 – Box, Packing Peanuts, iPad Playlist

1:09:36 – Playlist for Limbless Bae

1:10:29 – CASH APP Ad Read

1:11:45 – AI Version of Tahir

1:12:20 – Losing Voice & Voice Filters

1:13:14 – Bigfoot Joke + Kids Don’t Watch Dad

1:14:15 – Reverse Cowgirl… Solo Edition

1:15:19 – Dry Jacking vs Lotion Debate

1:16:11 – Jacking Off Using Imagination?!

1:17:05 – Porn Volume vs Neighbors

1:18:32 – Interracial Line Joke

1:18:52 – Hippie’s Editing Hell

1:19:17 – Jay’s Outro + Links

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In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore, Malcolm Barrett, and Dion Lack cover the funniest, weirdest, and most “did-that-really-happen?!” stories on the internet.

🗞️ Topics include:

A drunk man who helped search for himself 🤦🏾‍♂️

A $5.7 MILLION dog that’s part wolf 🐺

Baseball rules that make zero sense ⚾

Hollywood’s forgotten scandals 😬

And how “6-7” became Word of the Year thanks to Gen Alpha 💬

👥 Guests: Malcolm Barrett & Dion Lack

🎙️ Hosted by: Tahir Moore

📺 Pat’s in Japan — living his best anime life!

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0:00 – Cold Open: “What Song is This? Doo Doo 6-7!”

1:30 – Welcome Back! Pat’s in Japan & Guest Hosts Introduced

4:00 – Baseball Makes No Sense?!

10:30 – Halloween Recap & Craziest Role-Play Stories

15:30 – “If Your Elbows Bent the Other Way…” Hypothetical Chaos

18:00 – Knowing All Secrets vs Always Being Believed

21:10 – 🧾 Ad Break – Kickoff (Credit-Building App)

24:15 – “6-7” Becomes Word of the Year?! Gen Alpha’s Meme Power

30:00 – Missing Drunk Man Joins His Own Search Party

32:40 – Morning DUI Training Lab: People Getting Paid to Get Drunk

38:05 – 💊 Ad Break – Bluetooth (Confidence in the Bedroom)

41:00 – $5.7 Million Dog?! World’s Most Expensive Pet

45:10 – Tim Allen’s Wild Past & Hollywood’s Double Standards

54:00 – Inappropriate 80s Movie Scenes We Somehow Missed

54:30 – 🧠 Ad Break – BetterHelp (Therapy & Mental Health)

58:30 – Will Ferrell, Saturday Night Live & Comedy Gold

1:00:30 – Final Story + 💰 Ad Break – PrizePicks (Sports Picks)

1:02:40 – 2025 Word of the Year: “6-7” Explained

1:08:00 – Closing Credits, Upcoming Shows, and Shoutouts

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🎃 HALLOWEEN FREAKY FRIDAY EPISODE!

What happens when Tahir Moore becomes Patrick Cloud and Patrick Cloud becomes Tahir Moore?

Freckles, wigs, and 7-Eleven jokes fly as the DIYS crew celebrates Halloween with the most chaotic costume swap ever — joined by Storm aka Sevanne!

🔥 Stay for the spooky stories: Rougarou of Louisiana 🐺, Clown Motel 🤡, and the Arkansas town that forgot English 😱

Plus, deep dives into aliens, pyramids, and Beyoncé as a future deity (yeah, it goes there).

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00:00 – The Reveal: Tahir & Pat See Each Other’s Costumes 👀

02:00 – Makeup & Wig Chaos (Hippie’s Masterpiece!)

04:00 – Special Guest: Storm aka Persephanii Arrives ⚡️

06:30 – The Freestyle Intro Rap Battle 🎤

08:30 – Costume Breakdown + Why They Nailed It

10:30 – Freckles, Filters & Earthy Energy Talk ☯️

13:00 – How Your Fanbase Reflects YOU (Deep Talk)

16:00 – Merch Game Secrets from Touring Comics 💸

23:00 – Selling at Theaters vs Clubs Explained 🎭

30:00 – Pat’s Acting Struggles as “Tahir” 😂

33:00 – Creepy Story Time: Louisiana Rougarou 🐺

40:00 – The Clown Motel in Nevada 🤡

46:00 – The Town That Forgot English 🗣️

50:00 – The “Limitless” Pill Debate 💊

53:00 – Alien Theories & Are We the Real Aliens? 👽

57:00 – Graffiti, Pyramids & Beyoncé as a Goddess? 🏺

01:01:00 – Interpretation & Lost Messages 🧠

01:02:00 – Persephanii’s New Show “Fit-ish Adventures” 💪

01:02:40 – What’s Next for Pat & Tahir (Cloud Quest, We Trippin’, Planet Sandwich)(Aging Out, Churchy, The Hospital) 🌎

01:04:00 – Halloween Wrap-Up & Final Laughs 🎃

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🎧 Welcome back to Dam Internet, You Scary! — where Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive into the wildest corners of pop culture, music, and comedy!

This week, they’re dressed as Good Burger employees 🍔 with special guest BT Kingsley aka “Mr. Commercial Booker” — and things get real scary (and hilarious) fast. From Brad Pitt’s new movie to Cardi B’s lyrical dominance, this episode has everything: movie talk, R&B debates, and  horror masks debates. 👻

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0:00 – DJ Dreams & Silent Party Lessons  

0:36 – Welcome to “Good Burger” (Halloween Edition!)  

1:13 – Guest Intro: BT Kingsley aka “Ghostface” 👻  

1:51 – On Tour Life, Commercials & New Podcast “Killin’ Is Me”  

3:20 – Momentum in Hollywood: Keeping the Grind Alive  

4:03 – Why Brad Pitt Is Still a Movie Star  

5:09 – Passing the Torch in Acting (Brad Pitt & Damson Idris)  

6:21 – Scene Stealers: When Actors Won’t Let You Shine  

7:18 – Patrick Never Saw *Good Burger*?! 😱  

8:14 – Behind the Scenes of *Churchy* & Covering Tattoos for Roles  

9:12 – Why *Martin* Worked and Others Didn’t  

10:17 – *Martin* vs. *Living Single* vs. *Fresh Prince* Debate  

11:14 – Women in Hip-Hop Are Dominating Right Now 💅🏽  

13:17 – Real Vocalists vs. Radio Hits (Layla Hathaway Talk)  

16:11 – 🧠 **Ad: BetterHelp – World Mental Health Day Special**  

19:01 – Michael Jackson’s Genius Studio Layers  

20:15 – Music Accessibility & Nostalgia for CD Days  

21:16 – Cardi B vs. The Clipse Album?! 🎤  

22:11 – Day26 vs. 112: The R&B War Begins  

22:48 – Chris Brown Tour Recap & Concert Talk  

25:13 – Overloaded Albums & Voice Range Debates  

26:15 – R&B for Men: Who’s It Really For?  

30:00 – Frank Ocean, Lyrics, and Masculinity in Music  

33:13 – Women’s Revenge Anthems (Outside Energy!)  

36:45 – 💊 **Ad: Bluechew – “The Original Confidence Booster”**  

39:11 – Ari Lennox & Pure R&B Energy  

40:53 – The Infamous “Suck Your Daddy’s—” Moment 😭  

45:33 – Who Has the Best Horror Mask? (Jason vs. Michael Myers vs. Ghostface)  

48:46 – *Scream*, *Jeepers Creepers*, and the Mask Hall of Fame  

51:19 – Beetlejuice, Momo & Creepy Movie Moments  

53:03 – Eye Color Surgery Debate (Would You Try It?) 👁️  

56:07 – Ticks That Make You Allergic to Meat?! 🥩  

57:08 – AI Animal Hoaxes & The Fake Internet  

59:36 – Were We Native the Whole Time? (History Tangent)  

1:00:27 – Missionary Twerking Debate 💀  

1:02:06 – The Gilly the Kid “Throw That Thang” Video 🤣  

1:03:34 – BT’s Tour Dates, Churchy, & Flappers Comedy  

1:05:14 – DIYS Sign-Off + Good Burger Outro 🍔

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💀 Welcome back to another wild episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! with Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud!

This week, we’re joined by Roxxy Haze & Malcolm Barrett for one of the funniest, weirdest, and most chaotic episodes ever.

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👊 From debating which country produces the best fighters (spoiler: Russians are terrifying), to discovering meat-eating bees and blue-colored wild boars, this one’s got it all. We also talk war on free speech, Disney’s secret Florida empire, and why Roxxy is the Michael Jordan of being sick but still showing up.

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Rocky villains, Russians, and cauliflower ears 🥊

Malcolm's Batman impression 🦇

Blue boars & “meat honey”  🐝

Disney’s shady land grab in Florida 🏰

Oysters, pirates, and slave prices (yes, really) 😬

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0:00 – The Street Fighter Roast 🔥

2:25 – Rocky Villains Ranked 🥊

4:00 – Who Would Win: Russians vs Everyone

6:30 – The Cauliflower Ear Conspiracy 👂

8:00 – Nut Training & Male Pain Olympics 😬

9:00 – Intro: Dam Internet, You Scary! w/ Roxxy & Malcolm

11:00 – Why Roxxy Stopped Saying the N-Word

13:00 – Trump, Free Speech & Comedy in Danger 🇺🇸

17:00 – Writers’ Rooms, Race & Representation in Hollywood

18:45 – Ad Break – CashApp 💸

21:20 – iPhone’s “Emergency Bypass” Chaos 📱

23:40 – Waffle House Waitress Wins $10 Million?! 🧇💰

25:30 – How To Secretly Claim Lottery Money in Delaware 💼

27:00 – Batman Impressions Gone Wrong 🦇🤣

33:00 – Ad Break – Factor Meals 🍽️

34:00 – Blue Boars Found in California 😳💙

36:00 – “Meat Honey” Is a Thing?! 🐝🍖

40:30 – Drunk Bees Get Executed?! 😵

43:00 – Royal Fatness, Negan & The Walking Dead 🍗

44:00 – Ad Break – PrizePicks 🏈💰

46:00 – The Pirate Who Put a Bounty on the Governor 🏴‍☠️

50:00 – How Much Was a Slave Worth? 💔

52:15 – The Drunk Marathon with Wine, Oysters & Steak 🍷🏃‍♂️

55:00 – Oysters That Kill People 😬

59:00 – Disney’s Secret Florida Land Grab 🏰

1:02:00 – Disney vs. Anheuser-Busch: The Beer Battle 🍺

1:04:00 – Wrap-Up: Roxxy’s Surgery & GoFundMe ❤️

1:05:30 – Patrick’s Special, Tahir’s Tour, and Final Shenanigans 🎤

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🤣 Welcome back to Dam Internet, You Scary! — where comedy meets creepy! This week, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by Malcolm Barrett (Timeless, The Boys, Genius) and Roxxy Haze for an unhinged conversation about:

Fish buttholes evolving into human fingers (yeah, science said that)

The Michigan Dogman sightings

Wildest serial killer nicknames

Halloween freestyles gone wrong

And the movie scenes that cost MILLIONS just to film

💀 From creepy legends to wild science facts — this episode is full of chaos, laughs, and “did they really say that?” moments.

Guests: Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin

Roxxy Haze  @roxxyhaze   Help Roxxy Heal: Surgery and Therapy Support https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-roxxy-heal-surgery-and-therapy-support

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00:00 – “I Don’t Do a Lot” 🤥 — Catching up with Malcolm Barrett & Roxy

01:15 – “Sensitive Mode Isn’t Real” 📱

03:12 – “Zoo Cousins & Dolphin Crimes” 🐬

05:00 – “Broke with 2 Shows on BET” 💸

06:40 – “Halloween Freestyle Goes Left Fast” 🎃

09:30 – “We Came From Fish Buttholes” 🐟➡️🖐️

13:20 – “So Fingers Were Booty Muscles?” 😭

15:00 – “Albert Fish: The Real-Life Horror” 🔪

19:00 – “Serial Killer Names Were CRAZY” 😈

20:00 – 💨 Ad Read – In The Cloud 🍃 (Use Code DIY for 30% Off)

23:00 – “The Houston Bayou Killer” 🌊

25:00 – “The First 48 Logic” 🕵️‍♂️

26:00 – “Graffiti or Hieroglyphics?” 🏺

28:00 – “Dogmen in Michigan?! Real or Nah?” 🐺

36:00 – 💊 Ad Read – BlueChew (Promo Code DIY)

38:00 – “Movie Sets That Shut Down Cities” 🎬

42:00 – “Fun Facts That Sound Fake But Are Real” 🧠

44:00 – “Bananas Are Berries, Strawberries Ain’t!” 🍌🍓

46:00 – “Chins: Humans Only Club” 😏

49:00 – “3 Trillion Trees & Spider Body Doubles” 🌳🕷️

52:00 – “The Moon is Literally Leaving Us” 🌝➡️

55:00 – “A Dam Shifted Earth’s Axis?! 🌎”

57:00 – “The Scientists Just Don’t Care Anymore 😂”

59:00 – “Closing Shenanigans + Roxy’s GoFundMe” ❤️

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This week on Dam Internet, You Scary!, we’re joined by actor, artist, and host Khleo Thomas (aka Mr. Slick Living)! 🎬 From wild hookup stories and fast-food conspiracies to Skinwalker Ranch and the Battle of Los Angeles, this episode is packed with hilarious takes and creepy tales.

👉 Watch as we break down:

The weirdest celebrity brand deals (Vax That Thang Up, McDonald’s meals, & more)

The Popeyes vs. KFC debate 🍗

Skinwalker Ranch mysteries 👽

Wildest dating experiences you won’t believe 🤯

When LA called 911 over the Milky Way

🔥 Don’t miss Khleo’s updates on New York Comic-Con, his latest films, and his live shows!

Hosts  @tahirmoore  @PatrickCloudChannel

Guest  @KhleoThomasTV https://www.instagram.com/khleothomas

Producer  @HippieGoals https://www.hippiegoals.com

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00:00 – Inflatable Buzz Lightyear costume nostalgia

01:04 – Introducing Khleo Thomas (aka Mr. Slick Living)

02:18 – Halloween costumes & Colonel Sanders talk

06:09 – Popeyes vs. KFC: Who really wins?

09:21 – The wildest fast-food brand deals

13:21 – “Vax That Thang Up” & celebrity endorsements gone too far

15:34 – Ad Break – Kickoff Credit Builder

18:36 – Where’s the line for brand deals?

19:26 – Clone-a-Willy deal 

21:20 – Internet toxicity & social media grind

23:35 – Dating a lesbian… gone wrong

25:31 – Wildest hookup adventures (yes, little person story)

29:41 – DoorDash order stops a kidnapping?!

33:02 – Creepy Story: Skinwalker Ranch & Navajo witches

38:02 – WTF is a cow fistula?

39:04 – Disturbing origins of STDs

41:42 – When LA mistook the Milky Way for UFOs

42:27 – Battle of Los Angeles: Were aliens involved?

43:34 – Wrapping up: Khleo’s Comic-Con, films, and projects