Perfect Person

By Miles Bonsignore

A flawless call-in advice show in which Miles Bonsignore answers your calls, solves your problems, and helps you achieve perfection.

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How many episodes does Perfect Person have?

The podcast currently has 190 episodes available.

Perfect Person episodes:

October 01, 2025169: sister in law secretly writing p*rn under my name (w/ Kylie Brakeman)
Kylie Brakeman joins the show to take stunning calls about crashing your car into someone at spin class, and a mysterious literotica writer using your name as a pseudonym.
If you're wondering what that audio was in the beginning - it was a trailer for I'm Not A Perfect Person: A Tour Documentary! Coming October 2025.
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Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT
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1h 13min
September 24, 2025168: humiliated by my spin class nemesis (w/ Geoffrey James)
Geoffrey James joins the show for a scorcher of an episode in which we talk to callers about being exiled in spin class, dealing with loving feelings from the dishwasher you're banging, and getting a date from the hottie at lunch.
Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN
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Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT
Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT

Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram
Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!

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1h 26min
September 17, 2025167: accidentally surprised by my naked boss (w/ Rainie Toll)
Rainie Toll joins the show once again to take stunning calls about losing your keys to your workplace, getting surprised by your naked boss, insulting a friends haircut, and writing a piece of prose to your troubling neighbor.
Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN
-Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)
Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT
Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT

Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram
Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!

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1h 22min
September 10, 2025166: my pack of furries ruined my potluck (w/ Will Witwer)
Will Witwer joins the show on our annual tokers episode for STUNNING calls. We talk to callers about a shrek themed birthday, a furry potluck, and a dad that is getting scammed on instagram.
Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN
-Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)
Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT
Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT

Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram
Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!

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1h 9min
September 03, 2025165: stealing my wii back from my insane ex bestie (w/ Kyle Prue)
Kyle Prue joins the show to take stunning calls about heisting a wii, a potentially groundbreaking nude leakage, and a beef at chili's.
BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive
Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN
-Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)
Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT
Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT

Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram
Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!

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1h 11min
August 27, 2025164: surprise d*ldo reveal at neighborhood soup night (w/ Damien Haas)
Damien Haas joins the show to take stunning calls about doing a tight 5 eulogy at an open mic, leaving out your d*ldo collection on the stove, and being surpassed by your husband in your favorite video game.
BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive
Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN
-Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)
Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT
Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT

Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram
Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!

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1h 2min
August 20, 2025163: selling my rich ex boyfriend feet pics (w/ Hannah Pilkes)
Hannah Pilkes joins the show to take stunning calls from listeners about selling your rich ex boyfriend pricey foot pics, locking your keys in your laundry room, and being scammed by a telephone fraudster.
BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive
Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN
-Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)
Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT
Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT

Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram
Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!

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1h 12min
August 13, 2025162: accidentally banged my bestie's secret girlfriend (w/ Josh Gondelman)
Josh Gondelman joins the show to take stunning calls about giving your nana a heart attack, and accidentally having a threesome with your bestie's secret gf.
BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive
Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN
-Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)
Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT
Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT

Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram
Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!

Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm
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1h 3min
August 06, 2025161: eliminating a lover from my roster (w/ Ash Perez)
Ash Perez joins the show to discuss dressing like Wario, eliminating a lover from the love triangle, and wondering if friends only like you for your pool.
BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive
Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN
-Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)
Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT
Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT

Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram
Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!

Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm
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1h 2min
July 30, 2025160: framed for stealing from my job (w/ Catherine McCafferty)
Catherine McCafferty (Pretty Gay) joins the show to take stunning calls about a rampant over-gifter, a towel thief at work, and a scandalous lesbian love triangle.
BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive
Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN
-Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)
Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT
Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT

Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram
Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!

Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm
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44min

FAQs about Perfect Person:

How many episodes does Perfect Person have?

The podcast currently has 190 episodes available.

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