Heather Lynn and Caleb Francis welcome Jack Mandaville to discuss Twilight, intimacy coordinators, Hawaiian cowboys, feral hog genocide, possum rehabilitation, celebrity cameos, and Sean Astin delivering the Rudy speech on a movie set. Just another tuesday.NOTHING makes food taste better than HOT SALT and Alex over at https://firecracker.farm sells the best in all kinds of hot levels and special flavors. Use code MILK to save some money while you are at it.Upgrade your sleep—or give the gift of better rest.Go to https://TryMiracle.com/PIE to try Miracle Made sheets today. You’ll save over 40%, and when you use promo code PIE, you’ll get an extra 20% off plus a FREE 3-piece towel set

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We start with an adult coloring book that absolutely should not exist, featuring what can only be described as animal kamasutra. From there, things escalate into Mothman fan art, questionable farmers market business ideas, and the existential dread of another business trip to Las VegasEVERYTHING Tastes better with Firecracker Farm HOT SALT. Seriously, everything. Check out all the variety of ways to make everything you eat taste better by visiting https://firecracker.farm and use code MILK to save some money while you are there.Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/PIE #trueclassicpod Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code PIE. That’s promo code PIE. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast.Download thePrizePicks app today and use code PIE to get $50 in lineups after you play yourfirst $5 lineup! That’s code PIE to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup!PrizePicks. It’s good to be right.

From lame fitness food, Medal of Honor shenanigans, borrowed valor, to real police chases, seized drug money, stalkers, and the darkest hypotheticals imaginable — this episode goes places YouTube would rather you didn’t.EVERYTHING TASTES BETTER with Firecracker Farms HOT SALThttps://firecracker.farm and use code: MILK to save 10% and treat yourself to flavor Highly Recommend you try out the best fitting t shirts available at True ClassicUpgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/PIE #trueclassicpod Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to Lucy.co/PIE and use promo code (PIE) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind.

We start with a male vibrator that suction-mounts to the shower wall, includes orgasm mode, milk mode, and somehow comes with a free whip—and it only gets weirder from there.EVERYTHING is better with HOT SALT, get yours at https://firecracker.farm and use code MILK to save 10% For a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at BRUNT when you use code [PIE] at checkout. Just head to BRUNT workwear dot com, use the code [PIE], and you’re good to go. And after you order, they’ll ask where you heard about BRUNT—do us a favor and tell them it was from this show.Head to TurtleBeach.com and use code PIE for 10% off your entire order. That’s 10% off your order at turtle beach dot com with promo code PIE. After you purchase, they’ll ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them we sent you. Get the ultimate immersive gaming experience with Turtle Beach today—new year, new gear.

This episode of Time for Pie spirals immediately.What starts as a post-Christmas catch-up turns into a full PO Box unboxing disaster — including a deer costume, $100 cash, haunted Furby noises, and custom mouse pads that absolutely did not need to exist.EVERYTHING in the New Year should have HOT SALT on it. Stock up at https://firecracker.farm and use code PIE to save money.Eat smart at https://FactorMeals.com/pie50off and use code pie50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year. That’s code pie50off at FactorMeals.com for 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year. Get delicious, ready-to-eat meals delivered—with Factor. *Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase.

This holiday regifting mail-call episode, we open viewer-sent packages live, add names to the Wheel of Pie Fortune, and spin to give gifts back to the audience. What starts as festive fun quickly turns into haunted Furbies, cursed statues, Taco Bell merch, North Korean currency, mystery body-scanning tech, Bible verses, and absolute chaos.

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We visited a newly opened South African deli and decided to buy one of everything — biltong, dried meats, meat pies, and a lineup of foreign drinks and snacks from Sweden and the UK.Trying foreign snacks turns into a full spiral: South African meats, Swedish Christmas soda, British oyster chips, hunting stories, viral crime discourse, bad superhero shows, influencer culture, and why jerky should always come with a toothpick.

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This episode turns into a full holiday therapy session as the crew dives into unhinged childhood Christmas memories, chaotic ER visits, blown-up pressure cookers, Polaroid injuries, blackout-drunk holler relatives, possum-launching YouTubers, nostalgic toys, 90s video games, awful fast-food ball pits, and why adult gift-giving absolutely sucks.Make the holidays taste better with HOT SALT from Firecracker Farmshttps://firecracker.farm/Code MILK will save you 10%Not only do you get 10% Off your entire order when you use code PIE at stopboxusa.com/PIE, but they are also giving you Buy One Get One Free for their StopBox Pro. #stopboxpod Get $10 Off @BRUNT with code PIE at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/PIE #BRUNTpod

In this episode, the crew unveils the brand-new P.O. Box and immediately spirals into discussions about the worst possible things listeners could send… and the even worse “prizes” they might receive. From foot-double stories, liquefied chicken smoothies, and Stranger Things spoilers.

The address:

Heather Lynn

P.O. Box 257

Boerne Tx, 78006

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Danny tells us what it was really like being a child actor in the 80s and 90s, working on massive sets like Terminator 2, growing up on sitcom stages, becoming one of Nickelodeon’s most iconic voices, doing ensemble cartoon recordings that went completely off the rails, and interacting with legends like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Johnny Cash, and Chevy Chase

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