What happens when a British actress, singer, circus performer, and professional fire breather moves to Hollywood with no job, no friends, and a dream?

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Deep-sea fishing, tuna bruises, Texas drivers, childhood injuries, and the best dump of Caleb’s life.

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What would you actually do if you woke up as the opposite sex for one day?

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Heather returns to the show and immediately derails things with goth-girl photoshoot stories, Love Spell nostalgia, and a fake movie-title game that spirals completely out of control. The crew pitches terrible movie parodies, debates Game of Thrones, discovers disturbing animal facts, and plans which chaotic animals could be added to the property.Show Dad you actually care this year and he might even tell you he is proud of you finally. Firecracker Farm has exactly what Dad needs to put some heat and flavor back into life. Use code MILK at https://firecracker.farm to save some money while you are at it

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King Trout joins Caleb for a trip back into the absolute chaos of growing up. They just might be long lost brothers.Get your dad something he will actually enjoy this fathers day! Hot Salt from https://firecrcker.farmUse Code MILK to save some money namd make him proud.Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code PIE at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/PIE #bruntpod Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at lucy.co/PIE with promo code PIE!

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Heather Lynn and Caleb Francis discuss horse meat and annoying squirrels quickly spirals into bizarre fetishes, haunted hospitals, creepy gym stories, cruise ship morgues, internet horror games, ghost-hunting equipment, and one of the most ridiculous discussions about ants ever recordedIf you haven't tried out HOT SALT yet from https://firecracker.farm you are missing out on how much better your food could taste. There is a huge variety of different blends and heat levels to choose from. use code MILK to save on your order.Save 10% off + an extra $10 discount on your Starter Kit purchase today by going to https://bruntworkwear.com/PIE and using code PIE. #Bruntpod

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we spiral through airline horror stories, cursed objects, horror movies, reality TV manipulation, terrible TV finales, Taco Bell nostalgia, indie filmmaking, and a deer literally attacking a truck.

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Jarred is back home, but he still doesn't have the milk or cigarettes he promised. Let's check in on what he has been up toEverything tastes better with HOT SALT! Firecracker Farm is the best place to get some hot pepper infused salt to crank the flavor of your food up a notch.Use Code MILK to save some of your cash while enhancing the flavor of everything you put it on. Farmed and manufactured right here in the USA.

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