Heather Lynn and Caleb Francis break down Friday the 13th superstitions, why buildings skip the 13th floor, and whether staying in The Conjuring House is worth risking sexually transmitted demons. We rant about the dumbest horror movie decisions ever made, the psychology of minor inconvenience rage, Irish goodbyes, Valentine’s Day commercialization, and why sex coupons might be a red flagJoin us on Time for Sips the TFP aftershow on Patreonhttps://patreon.com/TimeforPiePodcastHOT SALT is now available in BRCC locations nationwide and as always online at https://firecracker.farm Use code: MILK online for 10% offControl Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get 20% off + free shipping with promo code [PIE] at shopmando.com! Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code PIE. Visit https://BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast.Go to https://TryMiracle.com/PIE to try Miracle Made sheets today. You’ll save over 40%, and when you use promo code PIE, you’ll get an extra 20% off plus a FREE 3-piece towel set

The crew riffs on merch culture, sticker obsession, and why cool packaging matters more than it should — while also veering into Super Bowl food logic, travel plans, whiskey ownership, horror-movie horniness, gaming nostalgia, tech rage, and the creeping sense that the world is run by demons with email accounts.HOT SALT is now available in BRCC locations nationwide and as always online at https://firecracker.farm Use code: MILK online for 10% offHead to TurtleBeach.com and use Code PIE for 10% off your entire order. That’s 10% off your order at turtle beach dot com with promo code PIE.

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Heather Lynn and Caleb Francis welcome Jack Mandaville to discuss Twilight, intimacy coordinators, Hawaiian cowboys, feral hog genocide, possum rehabilitation, celebrity cameos, and Sean Astin delivering the Rudy speech on a movie set. Just another tuesday.NOTHING makes food taste better than HOT SALT and Alex over at https://firecracker.farm sells the best in all kinds of hot levels and special flavors. Use code MILK to save some money while you are at it.Upgrade your sleep—or give the gift of better rest.Go to https://TryMiracle.com/PIE to try Miracle Made sheets today. You’ll save over 40%, and when you use promo code PIE, you’ll get an extra 20% off plus a FREE 3-piece towel set

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We start with an adult coloring book that absolutely should not exist, featuring what can only be described as animal kamasutra. From there, things escalate into Mothman fan art, questionable farmers market business ideas, and the existential dread of another business trip to Las VegasEVERYTHING Tastes better with Firecracker Farm HOT SALT. Seriously, everything. Check out all the variety of ways to make everything you eat taste better by visiting https://firecracker.farm and use code MILK to save some money while you are there.Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/PIE #trueclassicpod Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code PIE. That’s promo code PIE. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast.Download thePrizePicks app today and use code PIE to get $50 in lineups after you play yourfirst $5 lineup! That’s code PIE to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup!PrizePicks. It’s good to be right.

From lame fitness food, Medal of Honor shenanigans, borrowed valor, to real police chases, seized drug money, stalkers, and the darkest hypotheticals imaginable — this episode goes places YouTube would rather you didn’t.EVERYTHING TASTES BETTER with Firecracker Farms HOT SALThttps://firecracker.farm and use code: MILK to save 10% and treat yourself to flavor Highly Recommend you try out the best fitting t shirts available at True ClassicUpgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/PIE #trueclassicpod Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to Lucy.co/PIE and use promo code (PIE) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind.

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This episode of Time for Pie spirals immediately.What starts as a post-Christmas catch-up turns into a full PO Box unboxing disaster — including a deer costume, $100 cash, haunted Furby noises, and custom mouse pads that absolutely did not need to exist.EVERYTHING in the New Year should have HOT SALT on it. Stock up at https://firecracker.farm and use code PIE to save money.Eat smart at https://FactorMeals.com/pie50off and use code pie50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year. That’s code pie50off at FactorMeals.com for 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year. Get delicious, ready-to-eat meals delivered—with Factor. *Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase.

This holiday regifting mail-call episode, we open viewer-sent packages live, add names to the Wheel of Pie Fortune, and spin to give gifts back to the audience. What starts as festive fun quickly turns into haunted Furbies, cursed statues, Taco Bell merch, North Korean currency, mystery body-scanning tech, Bible verses, and absolute chaos.

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We visited a newly opened South African deli and decided to buy one of everything — biltong, dried meats, meat pies, and a lineup of foreign drinks and snacks from Sweden and the UK.Trying foreign snacks turns into a full spiral: South African meats, Swedish Christmas soda, British oyster chips, hunting stories, viral crime discourse, bad superhero shows, influencer culture, and why jerky should always come with a toothpick.

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