Did you know all video games are based on Journey to the west?

This week we're pulling off Mctwists and we rise up to be the best pro skater in the land, once there we learn the true meaning of skating and also that eric is the worlds largest walking butt.

Video games. wow. 2019. amazing. Lochie. incredible. podcast. who'd have thought? Louis. not sure. cadence of hurdle. nahhhhh.

This week Louis talks to an old man about the new Pokemon game. Louis talks at great length about all his beautiful new boys whilst the old man desperately clings to life.

This week Lochie puts on a sexy voice as he strolls around a spooky island, hunting for pasta and wool and showing off his dance moves.

This is the longest episode we've done in a while but don't worry, only 20% of it is about the titular game. Mostly it's about watching porn at apple stores and Pokemon.

This week Louis gets a point and that's all there is to say on the matter.

This week we're beneath the waves of an alien planet chasing after more Garryfish and silver while trying to stay hydrated as we flex our lip muscles (Orbicularis Oris, if you get curious).

This week we neglect English class trying to get girl with braces to give us a kiss as an unrelenting bass riff plays in the background.

This week we're a lil late to the spoopy party but that don't mean we can't get stabbed to death by a naked orphan with fake boobs.