This is Time Ram, the podcast which puts all of the wrong Doctors in all of the wrong stories: in this case, William Hartnell starring Sylvester McCoy's 'Dragonfire'. When the Doctor, Ian and Barbara land in a freezer centre powered by mercury, we learn many things, including how a teenage Vicky got there, what a literal cliffhanger looks like, and most importantly, what Kane's been doing for the last 3000 years. We promise you won't like the answer...