You could almost watch airfares rise by the hour    this past week.  So anxious we are to get back in the air and away for vacation… we’ve been booking like mad.   I’ve seen a few airfares double in the past seven days… so before we go crazy burning up the frequent flier miles and buying expensive tickets… let’s remember what it’s like to fly.

For instance.. last week… a United airlines  passenger John Yerkovich arrested on board.  And what was he accused of.

 — biting off the ear of a fellow passenger—— 

Oh… so you’re  checking out what movies are onboard… and all of a sudden… chomp?  Like that?

— police report says…. 

Basically… John Yerkovich went crazy.  Like Tazmanian Devil style… so beserk that it wasn’t enough to pin him to the floor.  A doctor on board   gave him a shot of benadryl to settle him down.

But what set him off?

  — crystal substance — 

A meth bender on board.  So what about the flight.  Wh-where were they going.

New Jersey

Uh 

Florida

That figures.  The plane made an emergency stop in South Carolina to take the Yerk away in handcuffs.  And now everybody’s enjoying sunny florida… some passengers slightly worse for the wear.  Good luck booking your next flight.

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