Whats happening partna? This episode starts off talking about things that make me giggle at work, a really dumb show thats coming up, and then the episode devolves into me describing my recent tear of absolutely obliterating any toilet that stands in my way. It's fun but.

Theres 'bondi rescue' improv, 'family dinner after daughter films tiktok about hot parent' improv, 'meeting with dementia riddled grandad at the nursing home after tiktok about hot grandad' improv and then I get really passionate about cashews and the spice girls. Also my dad yells at me at one part. 

The king is back and I give the people what they didn't ask for - my usual rants on steroids. Theres a work rant, uni rant and life rant and I also perform kiss from a rose.

Wow this one is a rollercoaster people. Its starts off with a brand new intro song before getting real personal on how the only person that replied to my sketch was Hungry Jacks :( Then I get angry about the abuse of the word "iso" - you're at home not prison UGH, then I get even angrier about the customers at work, have an exorcism over people sharing posts that make them look uhhhhhhsssss'desperate, all before finishing off watching celebrity tik toks and making fun of them because these millionaires are doing the same thing broke teens are and that tickles me.  Neither are funny though and thats obvious.

I talk fake kindness during this pandemic and go in on all the issues with Lynx's latest ad as-well as Hungry Jack's shameful over acting before being joined by the one and only, Arnold Schwarzenegger! What a treat! Arnie and I get into body building and life with just a handful of his famous quotes before a surprise ending that I honestly should have seen coming.

Im back from my week long hiatus and as a treat I am joined by a special guest! We talk what he does, his thoughts on the current state of the world with the virus and also he may of gotten me just a little bit completely blood red mad. But hey, its Timmy Thompson!

In today's episode I start talking about my return to uni but then I see a spider and I go on a live, completely unedited hunt for its head. Then with all that adrenaline I go on the longest 'I'm Getting Mad' to date about all the goddamn morons going on about toilet paper and this stupid virus, because at this point honestly just fly me to ground zero and I'll throw hands with it. Its either that or its ON SITE with the next person that mentions toilet paper. Cos mmmmmmm'hadnuff.

After his on air coma last appearance, Scotts McGee is back! Yes, my cousin from the Scottish Highlands returns to the show to be really loud and really annoying and also interrupt constantly as I try talk about dumb trends with him.

Day late but its magic baby. Why? Because Magic Johnson got aids and is still kicking woohoo! I give a harrowing update on my windscreen drama, get angry at calendars in the return of the 'I'm Getting Mad' segment, look for sponsors and explain why no-one has the range that milk does. Milk slaps so hard don't @ me.

In today's episode I describe my ordeal trying to get my windscreen replaced, 'weguaranteewe'llfixyouitals', and how when I match gazes with someone I'm the guy that just death stares back because I freeze. I also get into some tinder talk and let you in on the people that I absolutely love to judge. Oh and my fool proof opening line about the Dalai Lama.