No one can deliver lines like Tommy Lee Jones. But actors will certainly get better... much better. Now, go ahead and put your right foot forward for us real quick...

We did not come all this way to make a safe podcast (this line is just a reference. This is, in fact, a safe podcast). NOW CRANK IT TO 100!!!

Should you take a 4th shot at lying to the government so you can go join your best friend in the war? And before you ask: Yes, this is a test.

You must be this tall to listen to this podcast and to receive hard truths. Also, make sure there's no scientist eavesdropping somewhere in the background.

The fake fair of the future and the worst double date you could imagine. Plus: hovering cars, potential power dynamic problems, and sharing snacks with others.

"Ugh, an episode summary? Oh brother. Get on with the episode! PUT ON THE CARTOON ALREADY WON'T YA????" Complain all you want: We can do this all day.

For a big guy he's a little dude! Steve Rogers tries to join the army (again) and gets the 4F stamp (again). But we have a real 1A guest to chat about it all with: Ty of Side Character Quest!

Stop what you're doing, and listen to this episode. Focus on this episode. Focus. Focus.

It's the beginning of a brand new segment you'll see in many future episodes of the podcast. It's all about food. James and Colin really loved this one which was all abo- *Aisha interrupting this paragraph* "AISHA. My name is Aisha."

OI WHAT'S ALL THIS?? No episodes out in the public forum, take your podcasts 'ome! And take your cane with you!