TIME TRAVEL HIJINKS AHOY! Seven strikes a yoga pose to incinerate an unarmed man and we're introduced to The Magnificent Agnes while the rest of the crew have their cutlery blunted lest they hurt themselves.

TRAUMA'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

Other than that Seven found love in a hopeless place, Picard gets his own wanking room, Jurati is lovely, and as for the rest? No one cares.

PICARDCHU! I CHOOSE YOU! Said no-one, except the bhuddists because Picard's been reincarnated. Sadly as himself. Without a penis.

Heston Blumenthal pisses me off.

I got into an arguement with a friend on Twitter.