Today on TIMpactful Topics, I mourn the recent passing of three Gen X icons: Malcolm Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, and Hulk Hogan.
I also tackle the question no one asked, yet somehow needs answering - should a 57-year old man start an OnlyFans account? I explore the ups, the downs, the dad bods, and the baffling potential for profit. Grab your readers and pour a glass of Metamucil - it's time to get awkward.
Then I address the death of late-night comedy. Remember when late-night shows were funny? I do. I honor the decline of once-great comedy talk shows - now reduced to awkward dance skits, recycled Trump jokes, and celebrity karaoke therapy. RIP, late night. You died as you lived: half-asleep and pandering.