CN: drinking, swearing, mentions of homophobia, relationships, gendered language, the joys of gay sex

You asked and we answered -- Dear Tías is BACK!

We kick off this episode with Uncorked, a 2016 Merlot from California. This special edition wine comes from our beloved NPR Wine Club box. Is this wine music to our ears/mouth??? Is it everything Andrea hoped for and more???? How buzzed did it get Natalí????? Listen and find out!

We asked four audience questions during this episode and we are truly honored by the intensity of some. Us, the dispensers of life changing advice on fake friends/family troubles/open relationships/oral sex? Possibly!

Re: question number four...

Here are your links <3 (CN for gendered language, vaginas, period sex)

https://www.autostraddle.com/what-is-a-dental-dam-387599/

https://www.autostraddle.com/how-to-have-lesbian-oral-sex-197537/

Episode 5 - Stones and Bones and Concha Culture, Oh My! by Tipsy Tías

CN: smut 👅, swearing, drinking, mention of roofies, gendered language, toxic friendships, invasion of privacy, and creeps in the club fetishizing queer women

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! We're joined by our dear friend and prosecco expert ✨Vero✨ for this super special episode on safety and safe spaces! Listen to us talk about our experience with creeps at the club, boundaries with friends, and fanfiction??? For some reason?? Idk it made sense at the time.

Also we got a lil experimental with our recording equipment and it didn’t go so well… sorry! We’ll try again next episode :)

And since we know y'all can't get enough of Vero, you can follow her art insta, @liquid_peach (she just started it so go and SUPPORT).

CN: more sex, swearing, mentions of homophobia from family, mentions of biphobia from family, use of slurs, drinking, bad tinder experiences, mentions of drug use

We know you just couldn’t get enough of us last week so we’re coming at you with a PART 2. Bigger, Badder, and even TIPSIER. This week your favorite Tias get extra real and share a little bit more of their more *~emotional~* side. From roots and dramatic 14 year old queer realizations to tinder date disasters at Raising Cane’s, this episode is sure to have something for ya. Please note that the ending is messy because we are messy (and ran out of space on the memory card whoops) so that cliffhanger is artsy and intentional :^)

Hope you all enjoy this bonus 1 hour episode! Let us know what you think!

Disclaimer: we are in no way qualified to give advice for anything so please don't take what we say seriously XOXOXO love you <3

ALSO don’t forget to tune in next week for a lovely Valentines’s special with our even lovelier special guest, Vero!

CN: drinking, sex, porn, periods, smut 👅

We're mixing things up this episode with our FIRST white wine review! We tasted the Ca'Vescovo 2016 Pinot Grigio (again, from our NPR Wine Club box). Was it worth it? Did it make us put our thing down, flip it, and reverse it?? Or should we have stuck with Barefoot???

After working through half (all) the bottle we answer questions from YOU! If you want advice from under experienced 22 year olds, this episode is for you 😎 Listen while we work through your questions on orgies, scissoring, and porn (oh my!) PLUS more!

Keep an eye out for episode 3.5 where we answer the rest of your burning questions..... While even more buzzed than we are here....... Yikes.

PS: sorry mom :(

Happy Wine Wednesday!

Join us as we experience Cabernet Sauvignon for the first time. Do we like it? Does it remind us of church? How high is the alcohol content? Who knows! This bottle of Shroud Mountain Cabernet Sauvignon 2015 also comes from our NPR Wine Club case.

After downing a glass or two, listen as we discuss Guillermo del Toro’s 2017 award-winning masterpiece (!!!) The Shape of Water. Beware of spoilers! Have something to say about our half-formed tipsy thoughts? Leave a comment!

After months of all talk and no action, we present the first episode of Tipsy Tías hosted by Andrea & Natalí.

In this episode we taste and review the Duca di Cardino Chianti Riserva 2013 from our case of wine by NPR’s Wine Club. This wine received top praise from Italian wine critic Luca Maroni, but how does it taste to a couple of college seniors accustomed to drinking Barefoot?

After we get sufficiently buzzed, follow along as we expose a bit too much by going over our dating and commitment woes.