Daylight SavinG Time Well, we’ve been saying THAT wrong for our whole lives?!  After you change all of your clocks, grab a glass of wine and commiserate with Tired as Moms on the circle of hell that is Springing Forward.  There’s no extra bounce in the mornings following this asshole of a day, but don’t worry, Sleepy Monday is behind… Read more →

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To wear or not to where under there: underwear? In this episode Jessica & Kristi discuss going commando with mom friend Crystal. Don’t miss the prep work & trial discussions. And don’t worry they can’t see that much detail. #freeyourflower #cameltoes Read more →

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Yes, we have resorted to the closet. Moms go to great lengths to get some peace and quiet (& wine).  Also near and dear to Moms… Pinterest!  Do you do it correctly?  It’s basically the lazy mom’s journal.  Feeling comfortable, we also talk about awkward gyno moments.  Why is there no gyno community exchange program? #hearthis #funnyshitpins #gynoexchange Read more →

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You pack for a fabulous trip to Hawaii and surprise you land in Alaska instead!” This is Kim’s perfect description of parenthood. Kim is a single mom raising her second generation of kids all on her own.

In this episode Kristi and Jessica interview Mom Kim and discuss the crazy wild world of single parenting. Plus some silly momtangents of course.

 

Set down your lotion and chapstick, slap on your favorite face mask, and hop in bed as we take you into our girls’ trip.  It might only be 10 pm but there are no expectations here.  Join Kristi and Jessica on a moms’ trip with friends, Sarah (mom of a one year old) and Kristine (mom to be).  What to pack, what to expect when you’re expecting a great girls’ weekend, and girl talk. Is it poop or chocolate?!

We don’t know!

There is no going back from here and beware of some serious #momtangets in this episode. Listen as Kristi and Jessica share the secrets of #momclub and how to unlock the code to enter. There may be no warm towels or cucumbers for your eyes inside mom club, but there will be plenty of poop emoji bandaids. This is definitely… Read more →

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The mental load of date night alone is enough to make a mom tired. After scheduling with everyone, paying the sitter, feeding the sitter, trying to decide where to eat, and knowing there’s a 40% chance it won’t even happen, it makes you want to just stay in.   In this episode Jessica and Kristi break the ice and break… Read more →

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Let’s all welcome fun (not creepy) Uncle Abe to the podcast crew!

FYI: this episode is extra long fun & full of shiny things to distract a tired mom!

Kristi and Jessica learn something new everyday and this day is no different. The #accidentalfacetime could happen to any mom and you don’t want to be under-ly prepared when it does. Listen as Tired as Moms share some funny #momtangents and discuss new technology in our parenting worlds.

You don’t want to miss Jessica’s lessons on taking awkward group photos or how to use all the bad words at once.

 

#sharingiscaring

#awkwardselfies

#whatdoidowithmyhands

#barbiehands

Don’t flush us down with that oversized turd just yet! That smell is change in the air and not just the #akwardfarter. We warn you, the audio in this episode is exactly what you would expect when you record a podcast in your bathroom. #itsaverynicebathroom

In this episode Jessica & Kristi share top mom resolutions and New Year’s Eve with kids.

Don’t miss Jessica’s words of wisdom: “you can clean your house all day long, but it doesn’t mean it’s going to be clean.”

 

 

#farewelljoey

#farewell2017

Don’t look at the bank account. Who pays these bills anyway?  Awkward mom moments from stealing your friends sons underwear to kids clogging up hotel toilets.  Jessica, Joey & Kristi keep it real classy as they remind us about what Christmas should really be about…the moms.     P.s. our top mom gift is very affordable on amazon prime…can you… Read more →

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