Tired Masterminds

This weeks plan to eject themselves from 2008 plummets head first into stop motion. With all their play-doe being stymied by current events, The Tired Bears must guzzle as much warm milk as possible. Adam is obligated to take his pounding stick to the ham bank. Liam is dabbing beers whilst contemplating the meaning of it all and well, Phyllis… She is left without a hair to spare.

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis are advocates for recidivism. We are all aboard on this real Peterson bus tour and the stops and “it” all get pulled out! Hardy brings to life the most expensive inmate in UK history and we discuss it from a safe distance.

We are only a month shy of the first day of Hanukah! Despite Festivus cheer ahead of us, Adam, Liam & Phyllis want to retrogress to the fun & games of it all. The TVA has granted us OFF AIR Access to a much simpler time. This may look la Familia.

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis are confronted with the harsh realities of a do-over Hallows Eve extravaganza. While in the spirit they sell their souls to the beasts in the tall trees in hopes of taking down Carson in the ratings. Now we just need a dash special guests and a pinch of cheek to see if we are still in this nightmare.

Make sure you stick around till the end for the really unexpected and unexplained. 

See you on the other side.

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This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis put their psychic powers together to embue some inanimate objects with sentience. Enjoy our special and long awaited look into the movie that is so iconic yet so…so… anyway! Introducing blade (the other one), pinhead (the other one), tunneler and the ubiquitous Leech Woman.

This week Adam, Liam & Phyllis are back to lay down some deep cut energy. And that’s the only thing laying down, we swear … You think you can dangle five minutes in front of our peepers and make us go to sleep Pal? We can never lose what we never had. Even if that is us in the corner… us in the spotlight… Doing absolutely nothing… Even when everybody hurts… Sometimes… Nicolas Cage… Extemporaneous… More Coffee please… Zzzzz

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis refute the 10 year old idea that you need to go to space to travel time. Obviously, an immense amount of research has been put into this thing but it ultimately explores an antiquated method of time travel.

This week Adam, Liam & Phyllis are brought to underground court and sentenced to a longer stint than ever predicted. They are sent back to the greatest year of film to study the pioneers of their self proclaimed wheel house. The weight is evenly split across the counter and as time keeps ticking, they refuse to wear an oversized chip on their shoulder.

This week Adam, Liam and Phyllis get pimped into the technicolor world of organized clones. The city is dark and the tunes are lifted. Who is Tyrone? Did we just get grifted? 

What happens when someone scratches your back and you don’t scratch theirs back in time? Especially when butterflies aren’t flapping their lips enough to effect the cause. Retrace les étapes of Vincent Lillard with Phyllis & Liam, Adam this week.