Tired Masterminds

This week Adam, Liam and Burt talk about a planet that is so forbidden it uhh yada yada. We’re really tired today. Leslie Nielsen is not funny. Not remotely. In this feature that also includes a robot you might’ve heard of called Rob. That is only subjectively funny. So yeah… see where sci fi pretty much came from. Check out its daddy right here right now.

This week, Wes gets in the Driver seat and crashes in with our latest flick. Adam brings in a novel written in 1985 to compare to it’s Rebirth. Liam finds it hard to adapt. He is showing symptoms of medication he took to help him get over his biggest fear…

This week Adam and Liam get a bit deluded when the stranger Kevin Jollimore comes to town. We talk streetcars and other antiquated transportation methods whilst observing stella performances from the likes of Marlo Brandon and whoeva da’fruk ever else graces the silver screen tonight. Throw the radio away and let’s get nuts.

This week, Ella graces us with her presence but it starts to seem like she will never get this interview finished. Liam keeps getting distracted, airing out his dirty laundry and she still has a long journey back home. In her defence, she isn’t even getting paid for this. Meanwhile, Adam contemplates if he still wants to be the guitarist with mystique. Regardless, we are all friends here… Honest.

This week Adam, Liam, and like a liquor bottle at cirrhosis demonstration Liam pulls out the only friend he has left. Nathan. Trivial pursuits take a risky overturn when the debate over 'Platoon' and 'Full Metal Jacket' turns into a show of power for nepotism. Then things just kind of cooled off.

Dis week the Shanty Boys have a visit from a wee handsome lad who is put in charge of the light. The Merman himself, JD, crashes a’shore to try to weather the storm. They bate together on which Robbie is Dafoe and which is the gull? Honey up your kerosine ya dullards. Tings are sure to get fishy. Not even a trident would cover up this seamen breath.

This week Liam, Adam and Frankie get isekai'd and are swept into a world of piggly parents, bulbous babies, elbow grease and meeting some new friends with no face at all. It’s a spa day and it’s gold Jerry, gold. Take it, take it, take it…take a haiku.

Any given Sunday a team can make a comeback without their supposed Cap. Joey Lala comes in Beamin to fill the dead seat and dead air with his favourite monologue. It happens to be in a sports film starring the likes of Scarface and the blonde from The Mask. We have had a couple flashbacks along the way while being reminded why we are more seasoned than most thirds.

This week Adam and Liam scratch another one off the rune stick and bury our assicles in our seats. Whilst exploring a show that is borderline impossible to get friends to watch. But, we will be damned if we cast aspersions on someone just cause they wear a cape.

This week Adam and Liam inhabited the small town of twin peaks via a pit of scorched motor oil and get a peek past the curtain of the red room with the help of a handy interneter who handled a lot of the mental legwork. Check it out. The show not this…#audreyishot.