Wherein we write a love letter to Mexico, discuss how not to be a racist on Cinco De Mayo, tackle the question of cultural appropriation, and offer a public service announcement to all women who would be considered "DJ Khaled’s wives"

Wherein we celebrate Record Store Day (observed) by completing a Myspace survey of our favorite albums in which to wallow in depression, skateboard and vandalize, make sweet love, and annoy our romantic partners!

Wherein we discuss the benefits of marijuana legalization, racial bias in the criminal justice system, all the cool nicknames for weed, and how to turn your apartment into a bong.

Wherein we discuss Trump being very presidential in Syria, our favorite sorghum-based products, and the coming war with China & Russia, we take a call from a disappointed Alex Jones, and we introduce our senior Austrian correspondent...who is way more famous than we are.