Old Rose reveals she has the diamond, and we couldn't care less. We do, however, care about Bessie.

Brock doesn't let it in. Duff insults the elderly and we learn about the USS Cyclops and Readers Digest.

Brock throws away a cigar. HOTO Rob rejoins us for dad jokes and shipping.

Rose arrives back to America. We talk about the 'deep ocean of secrets' and Joe gets mad at boomers.

Old Rose tells us Cal's fate, and Rob theorizes about post-Titanic Ruth.

It's Carpathia time, and Duff explains how map-makers used to note the location of sea monsters.

We are back on the Keldysh and talk about a new contender for worst line and learn about Death's Door.

Rose blows the whistle. Melissa rejoins us to talk about door theories and memorable movie deaths.

Rose lets go. We learn about Rose's lifeforce, Rob's ringworm and Duff's baby terror. We bring in an expert.

Things aren't looking good for Jack, but would he really sink?