More key fumbling. Rob can't/won't open his eyes underwater. This week's sea monster: Bathysaurus ferox.

A steward cannot find the right key, Rob admits to being a poor swimmer and we hit our lowest point.

Jack and Rose try to save a child and Pete the Retailer from Star Wars Minute joins us.

Lovejoy doesn't know what Cal finds so funny and we discuss a wild deleted scene.

Cal has a tantrum. We discuss banana peel mishaps.

Our lovers have an emotional reunion, and Cal snaps. We recoil in horror at the Fiji Mermaid.

Rose gets off the lifeboat and we talk about Sissel, Joe comes clean and Rob has a croc story.

Rose says goodbye. We say hello to this week's HOTO/Cal apologist, Brigette, and debate Cal's morality.

Rose gets on a lifeboat. We discuss Lovejoy's moshing and share a listener's story.

Ismay sneaks on a lifeboat. A family is separated. We share stories of trespass.