But mother, what about our other hairy parts? Are lesbians also buying into the beauty myths sold to the world by the capitalist beauty industry empire? And as lesbians, how is our relationship with our hair, er, down there? Hindi sa Australia ha, beh, but you know... Sa dami ng isyu, your titas made hila another lesbian-feminist friend codenamed Tita Georgia to make himay these queries. Let's dive in!