Today's rant happened yesterday. It was a perfect day until I received several call from my neighbor. Why yes it was my fault, I felt disrespected more than anything. What's a man got if he ain't got respect?

Today's rant is another in the saga of Charlie's neighbors fucking up his sleep schedule with unnecessarily loud things in the early hours of the day. This time they used a chainsaw and a wood chipper. How hard is it to wait a bit huh? You don't see me practicing my yodeling at 2 am. That's because I'm a good neighbor.  

Today's rant is all about the temp. The world is getting back to normal and people are going back outside. Mix the awful heat wave with the old ass apartment building Charlie lives in and you'll be living like a fucking rotisserie chicken. It could always be worse, but sometimes not by much.

Yesterday Charlie had a bet ruthlessly stolen from him, only for it to be announced as a draw then as a win. Rollercoaster of emotions. Feel free to message about any locks. Charlie needs to actually win once in a while. 

Throughout the month I have complained about several different things and made several enemies. Bob Baffert, NJ Transit, and Wendy's have all gotten the wrath of the angriest young man on the internet. Even more anger to come in the rest of the month.

There is nothing worse than a bad professor during finals season. Well to be honest, I can think of a lot worse, but for the sake of the rant it needs to be the worst thing ever. We pay for these classes so we mind as well be treated like kings.

Today's rant is about Charlie's "seasonal" allergies. In short, Yes I know my allergies are bad, yes I did take my pill and if I didn't then I know I should have, I know it's annoying and I really wish I wasn't like this either. Also, every thing that people have told me to try, I HAVE, SO STOP SUGGESTING ANYTHING. 

The second race in the Triple Crown is the Preakness. Bob Baffert trained two separate horses and somehow, without winning, screwed Charlie again. Charlie's reign as the worst gambler continues with this race. Maybe one day the stars will align and Charlie may make money on a horse.

Today marks the upsetting downfall of Pokémon card collection. Target and other stores are ceasing sales of Pokémon and other sports cards. Scalpers ruin everything. Scalper deserve to be placed in jail for life. No bail.

Special Second episode because Charlie forgot to upload it on the 11th when it was actually recorded. People that mow their lawns at 6AM deserve the death penalty. That's all. You'd think with 2 extra days Charlie could come up with a better description.