BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!The Death of 2017 left a cold fart that's borne down on the country keeping most of us in the deep freeze and cancelling some people's plans AND our guest. As we thaw ourselves out we chat about the Asian population in the corn belt, and get around to talking about toys. We dissect PLanet X Ultra Magnus, The back of an apparent TFP Prime, and Takara's Legends Bumblebee with Spike.

Our Custom Spotlight does it a little different as we talk about the drawings and art of Favian Gonzales.We have two steaming assholes for you this week and a frank discussion on the legalization of marijuana.

A SUPER time is had talking about a pair of KOs, and in lieu of a guest, we subject Catfish to the 13 Questions. JL and I contemplate genocide in our TKO Girls segment and we discuss pener surgeries and the meaning of life...no, really!

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Short and sweet.  The last show of the year.  We talk about Generation Toys Optimus Primal, Zeta Toyworld repaints & Hasbro's Legends Duocons.

Pastor Robin's LED treatment for Kup & Hot Rod comes to the light.

 

Some kewl robo swatches are up on the KO Korner. Speaking of up: Somebody has 3d Printed a 4' Tall MP-10 and it's for sale.

 

Our Guest is Rob Milton who lives vicariously through his son as an excuse to buy mainline toys.

 

We of course talk about our TKO picks and why JL will never drink a cream liqeur again.

 

We crown ourselves as ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR. Can you deny us?

And of course what would any last show of the year be without the ceremonius jerking off nostalgic and waxing fuckasophical at abortions yet to occur in the coming year!A Jolly Good Rogering to you all!

 

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Twas the night before Fuck This, and all through the house, came the wafting aroma of bacon as my stomach growls.

My vape was just filled, with the finest of buds, in the hopes that I would toke it and catch me a buzz.

My balls were both nestled and warm in my drawers, for I was done jerking off to fat trashy whores.

 

So what, now I'm a fucking poet too?  Eat my ass, it's our X-Mas show! 

 

Our guest this week is Chris Welty - The Jerky Man.  We talk about some shit and bitch about Star Wars and the fans and find the spirit of the season at the bottom of a bottle or barrel of a gun.So, this is Christmas...

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It's Star Wars Eve, and were all a titter. In tonight's episode we discuss the long awaited competition to FansToys Terminus Gigantus - DX9's Gabriel. Zeta Toys, Botcon Swoop and some Bastards round out the News.

A piece of shit is discussed at length in our Asshole of the Week as well as other bodily fluids and the vessels you can put them in.

Our guest is ranter and drama queen Russ the Muss. He talks about gay wizardry and knocking kids out of the way to get to the precious. ALSO the debut of a BRAND NEW SEGMENT!!!

Step inside... Walk this way...

Week 18 of this journey. We don't stop believin' in ourselves and decide to soldier on.

This episode in our news segment we talk about some of the ugliest garbage that has ever been called a Transformer.A Custom by McRobo Creations is spotlighted and our KO is kind of a Drag. Our Discussion involves begging, and not the kind that results in butt stuff.

Our follow up to drunkeness and screaming babies has us hosting James Jordan of ROC fame. We learn about "wormish" vaginas, Pornstar suicide and what it's like sharing a chick with Uncle Dolphin.

Pull up a seat and sit on it. Tie off. It's time for your TKO fix...

 

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Archivist's log - Stardate: 237311

We're mired in a slow news week, with our only source of fodder being of the legends scale variety.

While out hunting stories we encounter a man chasing an ambulance while carrying a briefcase. That can ONLY be one man, Robert-Mutha-F@#%ing-D! Robert joins us as he's simultaneously trying to get his daughters to stay in bed and trading shots with someone called 'Jameson'.

We discuss the new Avengers trailer, empty trophy cases, custom toilet paper and find out how a gay man pushed Robert into his blossoming sexuality.

Come enjoy a screaming pink flower with us, won't you?

 

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On the eve of Thanksgiving we have gathered to let all of you know what we are most thankful for. For one of us it's losing a shit-ton of weight and popping their cherry in their late 30's. We are down a man as Catfish got called into work as fryer operator at Popeyes...Love that Chicken. Since the Cat's away we decide to play and, as per our MO, proceed to get drunk and high and talk about robits and how much skin weighs.

So scarf down your Gobble Feast and kick back with some hilarity on this episode of Totally Knocked Off.

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After the auditory disaster that was episode 14 our heroes right the ship and come back with what one cast member hails as "The best show we've ever done"

We're joined in our discussion by a thieving-ass pothead, Decepticon-only collector named Dustin A. I honestly can't remember most of what was talked about because I was high AF! Come get a little dumber with us as we find out what the Filipino Gilligan is holding and what the worst porn we've all seen is.

All on this episode of: Rage Against The Routine®™©

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14 Episdoes in and we still can't get the audio capture software to work right... Enjoy

Anyway, on this episode we talk about more garbage, Catfish issues an apology, Chris' audio is low and lagged, and MP Dinobot rears it's expensive goofy-ass head.

Our guest this evening is the hardest working man in the toy review game and founding member of Shattered Cast Uncut: Bobby Skullface. We learn the two ways that he can never look manly and how much it costs to feed 50 stinky fatties hamburgers.

Get ready to be IMPACTED on this week's episode of Totally Knocked Off!

 

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OY! Welcome to Los Dios De Las Muertas! We spend the evening after Halloween in a rousing discussion of toy products, both good and bad.

Here's what's on tap:• WE'RE CHECKING OUR SHORTS FOR SKIDS MARKS• 2018 YEAR OF THE LEGENDS FIGURE???• A LITTLE LIGHT VOMITING• WHAT IF JIMMY OLSON WAS A CREEPER?• AND A TRANSFORMATION OF A DIFFERENT KIND

All ahead on Totally Knocked Off #13

For our YouTube subscribers we've added an extra 10 minute glimpse inside the making of a podcast.

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