• The guys continue to pulverize priDEMONth, battling through clown world news.

• Amazon necromancy subscriptions! Race your dead gf and let your dead grandaddy read your kid a book.

• Metaverse Marriage on the moon with troons. (because of course)

• Billie Joe Armstrong’s not leaving the US. (also not a dude)

• Abortion agent glow so bright!

• Sun spot plasma cannons might kill us all, says the Renaissance man.

• “Juice and Moonfish”, Ukraine’s own Top Gun duo need upvotes

• Jan 6th DLC just dropped: Donald Trump patriot skins and blue team bot conspiracies.

• Updates on last week’s W, while demonic spirits have a party.

• Wins against vax mandates, but the military is still (literally) big gay.

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Grognak

Break Music: Once Bitten, by Swarm Intelligence

Necronormiecon: The Coming Insurrection: The Third Circle, read by DogbotW