Let's check in on the Midwest, shall we?

• Chemical trainwrecks all over the continent-wide strip mall.

• Poison gas clouds coming to a water source near you!

• “UFO's” trending mainstream news.

• Special report from truther expert Tom Green

More Black History Month!

• The guys discuss the greatest Cinderella story of all time (it’ll just warm your little heart)

• Kamala Harris’ (gross) face/off reveal

• Kanye and Groypers are back in the j*w news!

• Damar Hamlin zombie spongebob Jesus clone?

  Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Grognak, and Fash Gordon

  Break Music: Hamlet’s Mill, by The_Texture

  Necronormiecon: Fluoride, Pt.1, read by Dogbot