• Lone Skum says time to download our brains into robots.

• Definitely contrails and not fallen angel tech crashed in Alaska.

• Silver Alert President has hookers on the (clone) brain.

• Nero-esque Biden busy diddling while Rome burns.

• All aboard the N Train for some false flags!

• Lazy Gilbert Gottfried crab dance.

• Fauci says it's time to self assess your Covidiots.

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Grognak

Break Music: Atlantis by Moving Fusion

Necronormiecon: "The System's Neatest Trick" Part 3, read by Dogbot