• Fast Facts: Don’t mess with Texas tr*nny-shooters.

• Rest in pepperonis, Saint Fentanyl Floyd.

• Derailing trains, the other manufactured crisis?

• The World Economic Forum meets up to talk about you.

• A word from Schwabb and Soros: "All your bases are belong to us"

• JIF is bad for you and it has to go.

• Giant ching-chong sinkhole worlds.

• REDACT trans microplastic tree elves.

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Grognak

Break Music: Enemy Victorian, by Sannhent

Necronormiecon: Crashed Discs from 12,000 Years Ago, read by Reinhardt