Little Felix, it's time to explore your journey of love. To make this easier, I've written you 12 poems that will walk you through this laborious, yet exciting adventure. One day you'll hear this phrase "hurt people, hurt people," but you're going to feel like you could have coined it yourself. I promise you it gets worse before it gets better, but you will learn how to turn your pain into joy. I hate to say it, but we have to start with the worst first. This time it's not just about one man, it's about many. They're all different, but they're definitely all the same.