Season 2, Episode 3! All 80s horror mayhem! The Unseen, The Mutilator and The Final Terror! Special bonus.... HOLE PATROL! Enjoy!

It's an all Stephen King episode! The gang discuss Salem's Lot, Cujo and Carrie!

Welcome back fellow horror hounds! Dave and Tom are back after a relaxing summer sipping drinks by the Poltergeist pool. For our inaugural episode the gang bring serious average dick energy with the movie Fear No Evil (1981). Next up is the classic haunted house film Burnt Offerings (1976), directed by TV-movie-of-the-week legend Dan Curtis (cue the Zuni Fetish Doll). Burnt Offerings is a star studded affair with Karen Black, Bette Davis, Burgess Meredith and the notorious drunkard and Hammer Horror star Oliver Reed. Finally rounding out the episode is a continuation of the Necronomicon mythology, Evil Dead Rise (2023).

Also! We got 88 cents! Tom brings the episode to a full stop by going on a rant about sloppy head (the wetter, the better). Dave is still talking about Chaos! Tom wants to make you a shirt! Androgynous Satan spawn! Tom reads off the punani box! Dave hates ASMR! Plus a million undertones of Gay! Enjoy!

It’s our season finale! What better way to celebrate than with Tom’s favorite genre: the Rape-Revenge film!

Starting off… Everyone knows the name! Everyone’s afraid of it! 

Buster Keaton's granddaughter gets attacked by a gang o' long pubes in director Zierig Zurry Zoo-Zoo’s I Spit on Your Grave. Next, things get heated when Dave and Tom throw down with their very different opinions on the controversial micro budget nasty Chaos (aka The Deadly Hostage) directed by David Defalco. Finally the cat fight carries over for some straight man realness in Blood Games by Tanya Rosenberg! A movie about tiddies, baseball and REVENGE!

Also: Dave thinks it’s 2002! Tom turns on his google machine! A bad grinder hook up! Too old for these movies! Camille Keaton gives great revenge! Tom declares legendary status! Dave has a helpful suggestion for the rapists! Tom thinks the nipples are on point! And titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties!

Thank you to our loyal fans for 10 great episodes! We’ll see you soon for season 2 - just in time for Halloween!

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Warning! This is a spoiler episode for a legendary shocker ending!

It’s the Citizen Kane of transgender horror! Sleepaway Camp (plus allll the sequels)!

The gang throw on their short-shorts for this “very relatable” slasher that has enough mean girls, nudity, oddball killings and questionable sexuality for a hundred movies! Featuring: Cinema’s most awkward oral sex! The guy with a sharpie mustache! Teen girl has the hots for elderly camp director! Tom’s crusade against dry holes! Pamela Springsteen won’t do a convention! 80s boobies make Dave a happy camper! Who’s Siskel and who’s Ebert? Heavy metal band ANVIL! Whisker biscuits and watching movies from the toilet!

Also! Tom and Dave get colonoscopies (part 1).

Oops, all Vampires! 🧛🏻‍♂️

This episode really sucks! First the gang pry open the crypt of George Romero’s creepy little home invader Martin (1976). Then it’s the Bill Paxton western-style neo-noir horror Near Dark (1987) and finally horror host Roddy McDowall premiere’s his spooooky Fright Night (1985)!

Also! Where's that Jon Bon Jovi vampire movie? There's not enough sexy saxophone players in Near Dark! The Dracula-Renfield gay vibe! Tom refuses to acknowledge any Chucky movie. Dave somehow ties in the John Travolta movie Perfect. Another new movie term is coined: Rabbit Hole Movies!

And for any local western Mass peeps, lots of Holyoke Mall movie theater talk. Enjoy!

On today’s episode it’s serial killers, pimps and underage hookers! 

The gang “gets into it” with the one of the many Ted Bundy biopics, this time it’s the 2002 film by Matthew Bright. Then they rock out to the killer vocals of Wings Hauser as Ramrod with Vice Squad (1982). And finally they hit the mean streets of Hollywood Boulevard in Angel (1984).

Also! Everybody’s cute in Tom’s world! Who's allowed to say the word “Tranny”? Dave is head over heels for Donna Wilkes! Tom Facebook-stalks celebrities. Stealing shots on the Sunset Strip! Dave’s pet peeve about underwear in sex scenes! Is there a Vinegar Syndrome / Matthew Bright connection? Plus Rory Calhoun, Michael Reilly Burke! Nina Blackwood! Season Hubley! Tom Savini! Enjoy!

Episode 6 - Cocaine Bear, The Amityville Horror, Sorority House Massacre

**Now with enhanced sounds!**

Dave and Tom start off with the new release Cocaine Bear, directed by Massachusetts native Elizabeth Banks! Then the 1979 haunted house classic The Amityville Horror. And finally the 80s boob-fest slasher and female directed Sorority House Massacre.

Also... Some heated discussion on remakes! Dave's bodily functions interrupt Tom's train of thought! The sanitarium style haircut! A lack of balls in horror today (not that kind you dirty devil). Tom wonders if Sorority House Massacre makes guys want to take out their lube. Some hate on the Mint Mobile guy. James Brolin is old school hot, Christina Ricci gets very naked, more Jenny Ortega and The Mutilator tag line! Enjoy!

On today’s episode the gang throw on the new Vinegar Syndrome disc Freeway, a 1996 Reese Witherspoon sleaze-fest. Next up is the 1980 Harry Reems rape / revenge film Demented, which Tom gives a rating of 5 bulges. Finally they tear into the most recent M. Night Shyamalan flick Knock at the Cabin.

Also! Tom gets labiaplasty of the eyes and enjoys seeing a boom mic or two in the shot. Why did killers always don pantyhose in the 80s? Tom wants to bring back the porn mustache. A battle over Harry Potter! Tom gets lost in Dave’s eyes. And of course more Tubi debate! Enjoy!

In this episode: Tom only wants to order one thing off The Menu! The gang clash over the talky Death Proof. And discussion of Fade to Black leads Dave to admit his favorite movie and Tom cannot believe his ears.

Also! Tom refuses to open his blu-rays! The state of physical media! Tom gets “ready” for Dracula Sucks! Vinegar Syndrome vs Scream Factory. John Holmes never got hard? The word “Salacious”. Tom reminisces about the glory days of cruising! Reasons for not buying the Road House deluxe edition. Breaking Away, Ted Bundy, Juliette Lewis’ music career and more!