To Laugh Or To Cry

This week, Erica is back as a special guest. The girls talk cozy Halloween movies, who will be People’s Sexiest Man, and what they would ask an alien if given the chance. SNL is funny again! Andrew Garfield is flirty again! And the girls are alive again! (They come back as trees, turtles, and an oil rig.)

This week the girls describe each other in three words (bean bag, kid’s toy, AI) and discuss animated movies that make them cry, bad behavior at concerts, and Lana Del Rey getting married.

This week we forget to talk about Lana Del Rey getting married. Much to our dismay, we discuss Anna Delvey getting voted off Dancing With The Stars, Adam Brody and Kristen Bell’s chemistry in Nobody Wants This, and Selena Gomez posting to Juno at the Sabrina Carpenter show at MSG. Hailey is out sick, and we can’t help but wonder if we would have forgotten to speak about Lana Del Rey getting married to her alligator tour guide if she were here.

Sabrina Carpenter is booked and busy with the announcement of her Netflix holiday special “A Nonsense Christmas” and the kickoff of the Short n’ Sweet Tour. Dancing With The Stars is in full swing, Whole Foods is discontinuing the Berry Chantilly cake, and casting for the Wuthering Heights leads has been decided. The girls discuss clones, dying, and of course, their annual easter egg hunt.

In a very special 10th episode, the girls rank their top 10 celebrity couples! Love triangles, heartbreak albums, and 2000s nostalgia galore. Brad Pitt’s kids hate him. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck can’t stay away from each other. Rachel misses book club, Ava opts in for a lobotomy, and Hailey goes speed dating.

The girls recap their trip to Lake Como (or was it Chattanooga?) They hiked, they swam, and of course they romcom-ed. One Tree hill is coming back and the girls debate their favorite characters. Dancing with the Stars has an controversial contestant. The girls discuss the whether soulmates exist and plan their next business ventures: museums.

This week the girls choose their favorite and least favorite (but still beloved) songs off of the new Sabrina Carpenter album.

Corgi races, 2pm movie breaks, and the end of summer are in! Making young girls cry, sending Emily to Rome, and knowing how many people have ever lied to you are so out

There must be something in the London water because everyone seems to be falling in love over there: Gracie Abrams is biting Paul Mescal’s hand, Doja Cat finally got in touch with Joseph Quinn, and it’s wedding week on Love is Blind: UK. The girls welcome their first guest on the pod and discuss the last five nights at The Eras Tour (which was also in London, duh).

The girls are coming in hot this week - their opinions may be unpopular but they’ve never been wrong. Raygun scams her way into The Olympics, Australia’s Thunder From Down Under is coming to Nashville, and it’s time for Tom Hanks to retire. The girls interrogate Hailey on growing up in New York and peeing her pants in public. Oh, and they also plan their funerals.

This week the girls are casting directors! They break down all five Emily Henry novels and discuss who they think should star in the movie adaptations. Spoiler alert: Paul Mescal and Ayo Edibiri are in every single one. Rachel has no running water, Hailey is in the last year of her mid 20s, and Ava thinks she’s being sent to prison.