A eulogy is a tough thing that no one wants to do but sometimes you have to do. Like eating cucumbers: Sure, you clearly said “no cucumbers” but they put ‘em on there anyway and you don’t wanna make a thing cuz everybody’s doin what they can here and picking them off is just ridiculous to watch and to do and it’s a really nice place, famous for their salads and honestly, when is the last time you had a really good salad? What I’m sayin’ is: I got the job of getting a little drunk and doin a eulogy for Norm MacDonald.

Recorded LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete September 18th 2021

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