Jan from Colorado has a surprise for us, Listener Renee wants to set the record straight about people who crochet, an excellent way to measure success, TJ calls out his wife for being hypocritical, Listener Denise bonds with JBo over bananas and breaks TJ's heart with her take on watermelons, Elizabeth from Arkansas weighs in on a pic TJ's wife posted to Instagram that he wanted to keep private, today's [human] news, and Luna's Animal Tales: News for Our Pets.

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