To The Moon

X and J dive go hunting in peak season for stocks just days after the Dow erased all losses for the year. J gets jacked up about the Dow reshuffle attributing the change to his own wisdom. AT&T is dead to us after weeks of abuse. X and J may be living in dog years after an apparent deep voice change in the second half of the episode.

X and J piggyback off the DOW’s heater to talk about their picks for the week. J finds his spirit animal in Gordon Johnson AKA “The Tesla Truther.” The 1/3 man tries to find lightning in a bottle with his picks this week while J continues his outlandish stock market predictions.

In Episode 10, X and J do a barebones recap of the week on their journey to the Grand Canyon! Warren Buffett continues to be a Debbie downer and Mr. Musk slices Tesla into 6 new pies.  X dogs J for his tough week of pics along with J guaranteeing a 3/3 week. Hopefully, X and J survive skydiving to talk next Monday!

In Episode 9, the boys talk Tik Tok and Microsoft’s new forced adoption. Another Lunar Cheat Code is revealed in a story about Kodak, and a HUGE forgotten energy conflict is brought back to life with Geo-political guru J. The boys go 4/6 on the week, riding on J’s once in a lifetime 3/3 bout. X promises to be better and J has some strange but confident future picks.

In Episode 8, X and J talk about the upcoming Big-Tech/Mega-Cap/Blue Chip hearings and the Super Bowl #2 of earnings weeks. J gives a big geo-political breakdown of China vs. the USA and pridefully taunts X about his pitiful week of ratings. X promises to go 3/3 and J gives an absolutely flaming hot take forecasting a 10% decrease for his sell. The boys check in on Mike who is still in last yet has 1 final week ahead.

In Episode 7, X and J discuss the super bowl of earnings week ahead and make some pretty egregious takes. J hits on his famous geo-political story of the week, discussing maybe the worst natural disaster to hit the horn of Africa. The boys were 3 for 6 last week on ratings and hope to pull a 6’er for once this week. Our guest is Billy Lobeau, a self-proclaimed quant, and it sounds like he knows some things about the markets. And J gets hit HARD by some guest questions, per usual.

In Episode 5, X and J dive into the dirty waters of Italian Mafia bonds (we respect you guys) while investigating corrupt Indian banks. Our guest DB talks about his double banger of being a corona infantry man and an inspirational day trader. We also test out a new segment of J trying to prove his financial wisdom by answering the hardest questions users can come up with.

In Episode 5 we talk about Tesla's continued dominance and Musk's continued clownery. Self-declared geo-political mogul J breaks some more news as he dives DEEP into the future biggest war in our lifetime: Egypt vs. Ethiopia. We discuss our 4/6 ratio on last week's picks along with some exciting new picks for next week. AND we give an absolutely ELECTRIC boner stock of the week. Gonna wanna tune in.

In Episode 4 we give more breaking news than a local reporter during a car chase. First we dive into yet ANOTHER Chinese stock caught cooking the books and the Battle of Billionaires between Elon and Bezos. We hit a solid .500 on our ratings from last week, nothing to brag about but enough to pull you up from the minors. As for our ratings for this week, we're feeling swimmingly and feeling even better about our Penis Stock of the week (ya it's another Chinese stock). And MOST importantly, we bring on the self-declared Superman of Bankruptcy who gives us some insider news as an inside man!

In Episode 3 we discuss the shitshow that Corona is causing, another egregious buy rating from J, and lessons from the best crypto trader on instagram!