Things could have been so different for Carol Baskin, and Does anyone think maybe Jack needs a cat scan?

I have a new goal in life to go along with being a great comedian. Also, I found a post apocalyptic civilization. Now quit reading this and come laugh with or at me, either is fine with me.

A cute baby story and my vendetta against lint begins! #Fucklint Here’s the link to send me a voice message. Make them good! https://anchor.fm/toastytime/message

A quick j while I wait for the pizza rolls to bake. Honestly these little episodes are just confidence boosters for me. I know there’s very little “meat” in these but I gotta get the butterflies out before I give you more of my meat! #StayToasty

Doing some laundry and telling you about the first puzzle piece of my personality. This is a post dab rant, I was nervous about the bong sound being too obnoxious so I was a pussy and didn’t have it in there but I will grow a pair eventually. Stay tuned and stay toasty!