The ACC men's basketball marquee event started yesterday in the traditional way: With four lousy teams playing somewhere far away, we're not sure where, on a Tuesday in front of nobody. In this edition of the Blooperman Podcast, we discuss the teetering relevance of the proud ACC tournament and tackle a couple of tough buy, sell or holds: Will Virginia's Malcolm Brogdon, the first player to be named ACC Player of the Year and Defensive Player of the Year in the same season, make it in the NBA? Would you want North Carolina's Roy Williams to be your coach in five years? We also dive into a dramatic final Saturday of the regular season that started with Miami's epic choke at Virginia Tech that paved the way for Carolina to clinch the league title at Duke. Is Brogdon an all-time Cavalier and ACC great? Can anybody but UNC or Virginia cut the nets in D.C. this weekend (oh, we knew where it was – we're professionals)? What are the NCAA tournament prospects of conference members who aren't on probation (welcome back Syracuse! See you, Louisville!) or who aren't actively awful (what the hell has happened to N.C. State, Wake Forest and Georgia Tech?) Finally, we revisit how much The Revenant sucks, but we're not sure Spotlight should have won either, and we rate Chris Rock's performance. We demand art, people, and we're not getting it!