Still healing from his near-death frisbee golf ordeal, Johnny Jock PI is surprised when District Attorney Samantha Anderson Smith invites him for a romantic weeklong getaway to an all-inclusive resort on the Moon. Little do they know that the resort is built on an ancient alien burial ground and the aliens, known as The Garycolmonmans, want their land back. 

Follow Johnny and Samantha as they battle some of the wildest creatures in the universe in this no holds barred tour de force! From the author who brought us Banana Split Personality, Toby Gelman.