Get Woke Up! with Mad Dug & Anthony

Live to tape from Arsenio Hall’s dog pound, Mad Dug and Anthony are letting the cat out of the bag—literally—as they perestroika out GWU’s ties to Russian intelligence and gloss over whether Media Monkey is Putin rubles in his pocket. Those selfies outside the Kremlin aren’t free grifts, da? Later, they’ll take a bite out of Haitian crime and chew over what’s cooking in Springfield, Ohio. 

Hilarious film and television critic James Carrick from Worth It or Woke joins the Emmy award-winning podcast to review all the crazy Hollyweird DEI, as he dishes the behind the scenes drama at Disney and Netflix.

Plus: Is emotional support presidential running mate Uncle Tim Walz ready to perform gender-affirming surgery on the White Boys for Walz AM Zoo Crew? What classic 80s TV shows are getting transed for the woke era? And what the hell is a late-stage abortion! Remember, a vote for Kamala Harris will help control the pet population, but a vote for DJ Trump will save Democracy™. Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog. It’s time to Get Woke Up!!!

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Like a wayward gunshot from a sloped roof by a they/them registered Republican, it’s time to get on stage and Make Podcasting Great Again with Mad Dug and Anthony. From the sleepy secret service fields of Butler, Pennsylvania, to an orbiting SpaceX trip across flat Earth, the two wildest and wackiest straight shooters on the Information Superhighway are ready to take you on a fun filled psyop mission that would even give loudmouth Elon Musk rocket envy! 

Are you ready to hunker down for the great decline? Adam from True North Resilience gets you prepped for the coming economic storm and explains how to lock in your wealth with the shiny, shiny gold-based product, Goldback.

Plus: Is Mick Jagger Justin Trudeau’s real daddy, why is a Tex-Mex restaurant serving Butt Light, and will Mad Dug get beach bod-y shamed by Slim Jim Anthony? Thoughts and prayers, y'all, it’s time to Get Woke Up!

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Summer’s here and the time is right for “Juneteenthing” on the beach! Join Mad Dug and Anthony Anderson as they hit the sand and surf to high tide one of the darkest days in American history (no pun intended). While Libtards will insist it’s all about George Floyd and the hundreds of thousands of slaves he freed—the two hottest DJs on the Internet find a way to make waves all about themselves. 

Plus: The white boys of summer crack Bird Flu yolks, while flapping their beaks over the climate change scam; Islamophobes don’t give a truck; and will Anthony invite Mad Dug for dinner after he was expelled from FSU’s all-inclusive encampment? It’s 54 minutes of your life that you’ll never get back, but time is just a colonial construct anyway. Amirite? 

So put on a pair of They Live™ shades and slip on your Colonizer T-shirt as the boombox boomers of podcasting dump on Obama, interview Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla, and battle ‘hate’ … with hilarity.  The revolution will not be televised or hashtagged, but it will be podcasted with the GWU! ZOO Crew only at Get Woke Up!

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Live from XSpace Mad Dug and Anthony launch their hit podcast to the social media universe, but still wonder, if a broadcast is made on the information superhighway does anyone hear it? Joined by Danger Cat’s Uncle Hack, GWU’s out-of-this-world Space Cadets discuss cancel culture, the insane woke left agenda, and the censorious state of comedy. Hey, what’s the deal with Elon Musk? Amirite?

Plus: Non-student Mad Dug takes a recess from a Palestinian university encampment, only to learn that he can’t even find Gaza on a map; Ryan Reynolds gets choked up about playing George Floyd in a new biopic; Colonizer Clothing is all the rage with angry white chicks; and Anthony bombs at getting that perfect Ham-ass with the new Gaza Gut Diet. 

Check your white guilt at the door and blast off with a couple of Boomers who aren’t afraid to inject some truth serum against the woke mind virus. The revolution will not be televised or hashtagged, but it will be podcasted with the GWU! ZOO Crew only at Get Woke Up!

Subscribe to GWU! for our weekly woke digest, monthly newsletter, and special announcements. Don’t forget to follow us on Social and visit the GWU! store for our trendsetting “fringe minority” wearables. Get Woke Up! is now available in hi-def via thegwu.net.

Jet lagged and fully indoctrinated after a week at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Mad Dug returns to South Florida and receives a pandemic-sized roasting from Anthony who takes a bug-filled bite out of Klaus Schwab's newest slave to the 2030 agenda.

Plus: MAID is not a service to get your house cleaned. Unless, of course, your house is your body and the government is going to kill you. Learn how L.M. Montgomery’s colonial classic Anne of Green Gables is getting a rewrite, and only the Get Woke Up! podcast has the not yet released titles.

Get ready to tune in and drop out of the War in Ukraine, War in Gaza and the War on Boomers with the All HitZ AM Zoo Crew. The revolution will not be televised or hashtagged, but it will be podcasted on Get Woke Up!

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It’s no conspiracy that MAD DUG AND ANTHONY ARE ALIVE! This time they’re pulling down and blowing up the truth behind 9/11, the Deep State, the Plandemic, and the Reptilian Aliens chilling in hot tubs with time traveling Nazis in Antarctica. Is that a lizard in your Speedo or are you just saying heil? Prepare to be nudged down the rabbit hole by America’s favorite auto hoaxers with special guest, novelist John C.A Manley as he tests his tinfoil hat against the GWU! Conspiracy Quiz.

Plus: The premiere of Caveman Joe, a hilarious new sitcom from the creative genius behind Conservative Step Dad and the Johnny Jock PI series—author, playwright, and banned from X, again, Toby P. Gelman. Psst, don’t tell fake freedom of speech ‘champion’ Elon Musk.

It’s all the banter and all the foolery that will leave you asking … ‘is this stuff even allowed online?’ Of course it is, it’s the official, uncensored, Media Monkey Ink. podcast on the information superhighway. So set your Cybertruck to cruise control and download to your brain chip a couple of chimps who want you to Get Woke Up!!!

Don’t forget to subscribe to GWU! for our Weird Week in Woke digest, monthly newsletter, and special announcements. Might as well follow us on social and visit the GWU! store for our trendsetting “fringe minority” wearables, while you’re at it.

Mad Dug and Anthony are airborne and spreading novelist John C.A Manley’s  dystopian love story, Much Ado About Corona. The future Canada Reads Award Winner and the two biggest dimwits driving on the wrong side of the information superhighway discuss: propaganda, censorship, the state of the fictional portrayal of the last three years in fiction, and even take a few shots at the Left's vaccine addiction!

Plus: You’ll take Pride in joining the only podcast that isn’t afraid to take a jab, or twelve, at Joe Biden, the WEF, the media industrial complex, the Transgenda, and even Toronto Pride! (It was full of straight people, by the way—ed)  

It’s time to get boosted by the number one DJs on the Internet featuring the parody music of The Boat Rawker for a slippery slope descent into ‘men are women’ madness that will get you to Get Woke Up! We know what you’re thinking… will there be cake? There won’t be cake, but the left will get creamed as Mad Dug and Anthony expose woke madness.

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Mad Dug and Anthony are entering Trudeau’s airspace at warp speed (take that NORAD!) in their intergalactic out-of-this-world podcast. Join the two illegal aliens of AM radio as they de-mask Students Against Mandates (S.A.M) grapefruit-wearing contrarian Kamil Bachouchi, crank out the hits of freedom fighters John Julian and Greg Wycliffe, and check-in with getwokeup.com Moscow bureau chief S. Bicko.   

Plus: DJ Johnny Jock counts down the most talked about stories on GWU! The hits include: 6 of the Dumbest AOC Said (We know, only 6!?!), Damar Hamlin's vaxident, Dr. Robert Malone's war of words with the CDC, and a special stand-up comedy routine from Dr. Jordan B. Peterson that will have you rolling in the aisles, thanks Pfizer!

Pop on your headphones to download the anti-wokemind vaccine THEY don't want you to hear. And as they say at the Chinese Weather Balloon station in Wuhan: Take me to your He/She/They Leader!

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Unacceptable Fringe satirical writer Derek Smith joins Mad Dug and Anthony on Woke Up! to discuss his latest Top 10 selling book, One Face, Two Face, Black Face, Blue Face. Listen in as they discuss everything from his first hit book, How The Prime Minister Stole Freedom to Back to the Future and Justin Trudeau’s Cuban father, Fidel Castro (in case you didn’t know). It’s a page turning classic as Elon Musk’s favourite DJs deconstruct the narrative with Preston Manning’s favourite writer. 

Plus: DJ Johnny Jock counts down the most talked about stories on the Get Woke Up! website. The hits include: Online dating for the Unvaccinated, How Wokeness is Canceling Halloween, Hating Vegans, Just Stop Oil, and Presentism—as explained by our Moscow Bureau Chief S. Bicko.  

This is one honking good freedom (and dum-dum) loving episode you won’t be able to put down! 

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Justin Trudeau is back on the Woke Up! podcast to discuss everything from Ukraine to the World Economic Forum, alongside Elon Musk’s favourite DJs Mad Dug and Anthony Anderson. This is the heart stopping, bell's palsy inducing post pandemic party you’ve been waiting two and half years and eight booster shots for. 

It’s non-stop jabs with the All HitZ AM Zoo Crew; including a special bonus version of the Canadian national anthem, composed and sung by Dictator Trudeau. 

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