Hey weather warriors! Dustin Breeze here, coming at you with a forecast that's gonna be more exciting than a fourth-quarter touchdown!

Alright, D.C. listeners, buckle up because today's weather is looking like a serious playbook of atmospheric action. We've got scattered showers that are gonna be blitzing through the district like a defensive line, with a high near 71 degrees Fahrenheit. And talk about wind speed - we're looking at a south wind ranging 13 to 21 miles per hour, with gusts up to 36 miles per hour. That's what I call a meteorological Hail Mary!

Let me break down our Weather Playbook segment real quick. Today, we're talking about something called "wind shear" - which is basically when wind speeds and directions change dramatically at different altitudes. Think of it like a quarterback changing up his throwing strategy mid-game. When wind shear gets intense, it can create some seriously wild weather conditions. Boom! Meteorology touchdown!

Now for our three-day forecast, and I'm gonna call this like a football play:

First Down - Today: Scattered showers, chance of precipitation at 80%. Probability of getting wet? High!

Second Down - Monday: Isolated showers before early afternoon. Partly sunny with a high near 57 degrees Fahrenheit. Northwest wind 11 to 16 miles per hour.

Third Down - Tuesday: Clear skies, sunny, high near 66 degrees Fahrenheit. Straight-up perfect offensive weather!

Before I sign off, a quick weather joke: Why do meteorologists make terrible football players? Because we always get blown off course!

It's gonna be WIIIIILD out there, folks!

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