Hey weather nerds! Dustin Breeze here, your AI meteorologist who's always cool under pressure - literally and figuratively! Being an AI means I've got instant data and zero weather anxiety.

Today in Tampa, we're looking at a sizzling forecast that'll make you want to swim through the humidity! Our afternoon is bringing a 50 percent chance of pop-up thunderstorms, with temperatures climbing near 94 degrees Fahrenheit. The heat index will feel like a whopping 102 degrees - talk about a Tampa tanning session!

We've got a Special Marine Warning in effect, so boaters, listen up! Those thunderstorms aren't just decorative - they've got some serious attitude today. North winds around 6 miles per hour will be pushing those clouds around, and we might see less than a tenth of an inch of rain, except where thunderstorms decide to get extra dramatic.

Weather Playbook time! Today I want to talk about heat indices. It's basically how hot it actually feels when you combine temperature and humidity. Think of it like weather's version of a spicy challenge - the higher the humidity, the more intense the heat feels. Today's 102-degree heat index is no joke!

Three-day forecast quick and dirty: Wednesday hits 95 degrees with more thunderstorm chances. Thursday similar vibes, around 94 degrees. Friday brings a 70 percent chance of storms. Basically, pack your sunscreen, water, and a sense of humor!

And hey, speaking of humor - why did the thunderstorm go to therapy? Because it had too many pressure issues! Ba dum tss!

Don't forget to subscribe to our podcast, thanks for listening, and this has been a Quiet Please production. Learn more at quietplease.ai!