Oh, good. The new food trends are out and some of them will scare you. When giant soft drink companies kick off ad campaigns telling you that you're going to be drinking nut and seed milk, you may as well just give in. They've sent us a batch of the new "milks" you'll be putting in your coffee and on your cereal- oat, pea (yes the legume) and a few others. Let's give them a try, shall we?

So, there's billboards popping up all over the Wasatch Front, advertising for a wife for the "LDS Millionaire." There are next to know details about him (he's tall and between 31-45) and he "doesn't want to be loved for his money." Um... would you fill out the application? I like the names Daenerys and Khaleesi as much as the next Game of Thrones fan, but would I name my baby that? Or Theon Greyjoy or Drogo? The names are spiking on birth certificates all over America.

My grandmother always insisted that her mother was Native American- Pawnee, in fact. Grandma also liked to screw with us, so when The Todd and I got our DNA test results, it turns out I have absolutely zero Native American blood. However, I am something else. Which I TOTALLY did not expect. Ben Lomond High's student body is protesting a move to keep them from recognizing two deceased students in their graduation ceremony. Did you know the University of Utah has an Egame Department? And scholarships? And a team? Also, Lt. Gov Spencer Cox is running for Governor and calling in dead to work.

Why bother to visit a nudist resort when you could own one? The world-famous resort in New Zealand is up for grabs at a super low price. Admit it. You're tempted. Say you're sad that your vacation pictures aren't as cool as everyone else's. Enter a company that'll photoshop your family into various magical destinations, so it looks like you're lounging on a beach in Hawaii or skiing in Switzerland. Also, chicken casseroles, pictures from Mother's Day, Utahns and selfies, and yes, we DO have the fastest-growing house prices in the country. (image credit: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index...)

Saturday (MAY 4) is Free Comic Book Day! There's sad news from the Star Wars world, we'll tell you who passed away. Todd and Zoe have more camping hacks for you, and why that river next to your house is really, REALLY high all of a sudden. Plus: a really nice story about instant karma.

Camping hacks! We're obsessed with them this week because no camping trip with the Collards is without a pile of hacks that could go horribly, horribly wrong. We're starting with a tasty new S'mores hack today. Here's a weird conundrum- the state's refusing a beverage license for a karaoke place because they're not defined as "entertainment," however, the two Axe-throwing venues that have "beverage" licenses apparently are. Huh? There's a killer local Game of Thrones spoiler and oh, so much more today.

Camping! We're heading out this weekend and the Todd is just full of camping hacks. Louis Tomlinson from the band One Direction has been in mourning since losing his mother and sister this year- until he met an elderly gentleman mourning his wife. You'll melt when you see how they've healed each other. The most epic graduation speech EVER at BYU this week, and in Foodie news; the Impossible Whopper and the world's slowest pizza delivery. Have a look. (image credit Lous tomlinson)

Apparently the only was the Todd think he can keep me from blurting out a spoiler from "Avengers: Endgame" is to tape my mouth shut on the show today. It just might work. There's a very vocal group of foodies who say we're making our meatballs all wrong. Let's put that to the test, shall we? Would you want your daughter to play high-school football? There's a lawsuit underway here in Utah to allow it. And if you win a multi-million dollar lottery and you used a stolen debit card to buy it, who gets the money?

So your Taxi pulls up and there's no one at the wheel. Would you still get in? Elon Musk from Tesla says he'll have over a million "Robo-Taxis" on the road next. Did you know there's a legal percentage here in Utah for lawn covering your front yard? Who knew? And that you can be fined for not having said lawn percentage? Also, a cool new treasure hunt in your spare change, brain implants that turn thought into words and LeBron James - yes, the NBA player - is creating a whole new way to reach "unsaveable" kids.

Nothing this exciting has happened since they figured out that peanut butter and chocolate taste great together. Now... Krispy Kreme Doughnuts are being made with Nutella in the middle! They're not available here yet so we're going to do it for you. Also, a new "What moms really want for Mother's Day" list is out. Let's read it together and laugh, shall we?