Humanity has evolved well beyond the limitations of our animal origins. Our structures of steel and glass practically scrape the skies, our internet can activate our robot vacuums from a continent away, our soaps have magical scrubbing bubbles that do the scrubbing for you! And as much buzz as there is around moving into a paperless society, there is one paper that continues to outsell even the legendary Twilight novels – Toilet Paper. Even as advertisers scramble to be the first to project a Pepsi logo on the moon, mankind is still humbled by the basic necessity of nature’s call. And despite the advent of self-sterilizing elevator buttons, our rear ends are scraped in the style of Neanderthals with nothing but dry leaves at hand. In a world that’s always moving forward, have we forgotten our behinds? Join Veronique and Mat as we unpack the Mega-Pack and unwind the four-roll scroll of Toilet Paper!

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