Toilet Water Splash – This episode is all over the place, but in the best way. I kick things off with some exciting news about my podcast ranking in Canada before diving into phone storage struggles and a quick reflection on Charlie Kirk. Then we get into the real star of the show: toilets. From overzealous automatic flush sensors that leave you with a wet butt to the horrors of porta potty splashback (and my genius fix for it), nothing is off limits. I wrap it up with rants about housing prices, grocery costs (apples are a scam), and my beloved purple Ford Ranger breaking down at McDonald’s. It’s messy, funny, and way too real—just like life.