The gospel of Dave is recorded. This shit was super hard I’ve realized going back to my story that I still have un resolved issues with the church and they fucked me up. Shit gets deep and I hope my story can help others find what they are looking for. 

Pat The Bunny is Rad listen here 

https://open.spotify.com/artist/3aMGHrEKTeVquvDzpvVcct?si=fTtyEOADRdq9lAloFBk9mA

Solo dolo, no guest just Walter and Dave talking about the egg. The egg is a short story on Reincarnation and we talk about it like we know shit but we don’t. Also I’m tired of doing long recaps in the descriptions so this is what you get. 

The Egg Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6fcK_fRYaI

The Egg written 

http://www.galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg_mod.html 

Hopefully Logic appreciates our use of his skit…I mean come on homie I dig your shit.   

The Editors of Chaos sit down with Saint Mark H. Williams of Chaos and talk Gnostic Kabbalah.

Definitely not a Gnostic Cobbler // Youth Council // Mark knows more than us // Asking God who he is // All Christians should be gnostic // All kinds of Christians // Knowledge vs Faith // Shits lonely // The message was supposed to be empowering // Shits dicey for women //  Mary Magdalene // Consciousness // Lilith the first wife of Adam // Reading the bible in english is dumb //  Dave gets fucked up // Marks on a different level // Creation is conciseness // Everyone is male and female // Reincarnation // Spirit vs Soul // The 5 levels of the soul // Eating cake // You don’t have to believe in god // Who really gets in // Daves going to be rich in the next life // Dreaming // Deciphering the truth // Crazy and cool // Tarot // Magick Poker // Circle of the Dark Mother // Fuck Amazon //

New verse

Spiritual Journey not destination

Chaos Challenge

Look At what you believe and question it.

Embracing Lilith

https://witchlab.com/collections/books/products/embracing-lilith-by-mark-h-williams-signed-copy

Kabbalah

Gnosticism

Lilith

The Editors of Chaos Sit down with Saint Madeline Of Chaos To add a new chapter in the book of Madeline. 

Brother or buddy Walter doesn’t know // Synthesizers are fucking cool // Dave is still meditating // Playing God and playing Sims // Seeing Sims Nude // Witch apprenticeship // Tic Doc moon hexing // I feel like that’s not gonna happen // Temperaments // Still feeling the Divine // Holy Spirit or Logic // Admonition // Gods word is all you need // Energy // The Holy Spirit is a narc // Astrology // Walter isn’t organized // Bipolar // Robin Williams and Dave are so connected // Clicklist fucked us // Putting Baby’s to sleep with magic // Don’t you fucking pray beautifully // Losing spirituality // What are feelings // Fuck things up for injustice // God doesn’t hang out with Dave // Feeling grounded and rooted in the divine // Disassociation // Daves not a fucking Virgo // Seek mode // Affirming Christianity // There is no scientific evidence for Flood // Creation Museum // Carbon dating is wrong // Conspiracy isn’t fun anymore // Talking about gay shit // Separate God from the Bible // Atonement Theory // Burning Books // Why do you hate what I put in my mouth // Not being safe // Does it have to hurt // Christian out of spite // Doom and gloom // You built your worst enemy // I gotta change because your wife got murdered // Cut it Out // 

Madeline Beal 

https://instagram.com/beal.mad?igshid=kvyhmq6chlr3

New verse 

Go to therapy 

Challenge 

Go to therapy 

Matthew Vines 

http://www.matthewvines.com

The Editors sit down with long time friend Saint Rob Black of Chaos. He’s rad, we love him. 

Robs Beautiful // Walter just wants pizza // Walter won’t read // Dave will hook off on somebody // Pastors son // Pastor poor // Throw shit see how it sounds // Mr. and Mrs. Smith was a cinematic classic // Hittin Licks Speaking Tongues // Draven think Dave is strong // Seeds That lead to us breaking up with god // Fuck the Law // God has committed war crimes // Gods not jiggy // Why do people stay faithful // Killing kids for God // Two girls One God // Indoctrination // Religion is important // Dave don’t pray // Hey god its me Margaret // Making people just to condemn them // Gods a fascist // greasing  through the gates  of heaven // Let people be happy // Pop-eyes chicken sandwiches slap // Beetle Borgs Doesn’t hold up // Being malleable // We can choose to evolve // We are all just trying to get there // Everyones Heaven sucks // Reckless Rob // Rastas Know secrets // Tattoos from the devil // Dave Outlandish is so rad // We’re just learning // Fuck Peral jam // Gushy Gushy 

New Verse 

Be like Water 

Chaos Challenge 

Say weird shit to people you don’t know. 

Rob

https://instagram.com/blackhouse.woodworking?igshid=1q9416ogoyuzr

Black The Savage 

https://open.spotify.com/artist/4CbREzFHMKH67Xs327Q0OY?si=pvxjzs_IQt6Xr2PEtJPckQ

The Editors of Chaos sit down with Saint Anthony of Chaos to talk Hermeticism and Christianity and how they go together. Shit gets deep, goes left, and then we get into a christian debate. 

Hermes the Thrice Great // Monotheism // Google hates us // Christian Mysticism // don’t worry to much about death because you’ll forget to live // Making out in church // Pentecostal // Speaking tongues // Christly Concussions // Pretty People evangelism // No questions about Satan // Church History // Nobody cares what the dead say // Thomas Aquinas // Gotta be God // High Magick // Problems with evil // Genetic Catholicism // The Order Of The White Road // Secret Secret // More on necromancy // Paul didn’t like magic // Moses magic // Gnostic text // Paul didn’t play nice with the disciples // Christians won history // Residue of eden // Everything is Magic // Why do we need god? // Dave loves magic // Time Is Crazy // God knows what time it is // Someone nailing someone to something // Thanos snap the Holocaust // Dave and Walter are better Dads than god // God gets picky // We’ve been hurt // 

New Verse 

Never stop seeking.

Chaos Challenge 

Ask big questions and wrestle with your self. 

The argument for motion Thomas Aquinas 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Ways_(Aquinas)

The order of the white road 

https://thewhiteroad.org

Motion Paradox 

Zeno's_paradoxes

The Editors sit down with Saint Natalie Of Chaos and talk about growing up Mormon and getting out.

Walter Eats well // Listeners will forever be known as Tomies // Recovering // Growing up Mormon // We still don’t know anything // Get sealed // Dave loves his wife // Tiers in heaven // Mormon heaven is still capitalism // Baptism party // Baby insurance // Families can stay together forever // We gotta figure out this evangelism shit // You can’t be a Necromancer if you are menstruating // Dead list // Baptism Fraud // When do they get the spirits out // Soul Prison // Bucket O’ Ice cream // Heaven works because of fear // UnMormon // Mormons will find you // LDS // What if it is true // We are an off ramp // Beat your morals // Intense Expression // Orgasms are awesome // Finding love in a gay bar //

New verse

Tune out the noise, look within for answers.

Chaos Challenge

Meditate

Natalie Lynn

Person

https://instagram.com/missnatalielynn?igshid=1kfeywf21gbi2

Music

https://open.spotify.com/artist/2rbfdt2vSVcGOWufpT6C1W?si=2pDHcV5tQmWYLaqo0FWJ2g

Podcast

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-lynnprovement-podcast/id1452340346

Natalie’s meditation recommendations

https://www.tarabrach.com/guided-meditations/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz7cpV7ERsM

https://www.headspace.com/

https://insighttimer.com/

Just Walter and Dave discuss the Opposite of love, fear. No guest just two homies trying to figure shit out. 

Friendship recap // Fuck Screened // I don’t even know what episode this is // Are we sane // We love all our listeners // Knuckle tattoos // Hate is Created out of fear // Kids hate broccoli // Sharks are Scary // C.S. Lewis // Fuck Narnia // Love some one, hand them a knife // Bosses get hit by busses // Rejection // Schrödinger's cat // Tupac the Italian Philosopher // A leader can be loved or feard, never both // Andrew Ginther sucks // Black Mirror // El Caminos are super cool // Daves a Terrorist // Guns are Weird // People are good // Duck Dynasty Sucks // Why should we Fear God // Perfect love is abolishing God // Fear is a better control mechanism // God messed up // God fucked the dinosaurs // God can’t forgive Satan // Fuck the Democrats // 

New verse 

Fear is the opposite of love. 

Chaos challenge 

Do something you’ve been afraid of. 

The Great Divorce 

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/25845273-the-great-divorce

Screwtape comic 

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1411149.The_Screwtape_Letters_the_Christian_Classic_Series

Niccolò Machiavelli

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/28862.The_Prince

Makaveli

https://open.spotify.com/album/6Y7MErpA4ls6AHuTrM0qQ6?si=OOi_lDbARLWu1sqLhSxNvA

13th 

https://www.netflix.com/title/80091741

The Editors sit down to begin the book of Satan with Dave Outlandish, a nonsectarian Satanist Priest. Get ready this shit gets heavy.

The Editors are initiated into the Esoteric Order of the Black Crescent. 

Still pumped on the intro // Satanist are cool //

Walter was right // Theistic Satanist vs Non // More Chaos Magick // Church of Satan vs The Satanic Temple // Politics and Satan // Wizards don’t want to work // Necromancy stuff // When do we learn to cast out demons // Satanism is questioning authority // Millennials got shit on and now they are Satanist // God’s not gunna kick your ass for talking to Satan // Satan is a big fan of book clubs // All I know how to be is a wizard // Slime molds // Hyper Organisms // Capitalism is a cancer of the Gods //  What is Free Will? // Chaos Theory // Is Chaos an illusion // Based as hell // looking demons in the face // 

New Verse 

Dismantle all authorities that don’t serve you.

Chaos Challenge 

Follow Dave’s instructions and open the gates of hell.

Dave Outlandish 

https://instagram.com/daveoutlandish?igshid=10symyhe13l63

[email protected]

The editors are joined by Chandler who happens to be Walters brother.

Quit what you don’t love // Bipolar disorder // Still Gosling // You are your religion // Self hate // Walter Is perfect center // Arizona tea Is  hard to open // Walter got arrested // Does Dave’s son think he’s crazy // Dads will put you to sleep // Times weird // Perfect Hitler // Hierarchy Heaven // Haagen-Dazs vs Ben and Jerry’s // What even is Atheism// Jesus is love tags // Brainwashed by Evangelism // Fuck Swedish Fish //

New verse - Don’t use yourself or others as the standard

Chaos Challenge - Take one day out of your week and tell any one you have a conversation with that you love them.

Chandler

https://instagram.com/stillgosling?igshid=134ux3o737szt

Still Gosling

https://open.spotify.com/artist/5sFzrgsYomMLJNPYvC0Gq5?si=DS8VcNP8RTeLaAqBPqWp6Q