Did you know Dracula is, like, really similar to what you’d expect? Barring an odd facial hair affectation and some transportation quirks, you really ought to give this guy a shot.

Grant brings Buckles. He tells a Grant Story® and Mark spins a shorter yarn of his own.

Mark brings The Meaning of Lila. Grant doesn’t game at pubs, but he’s learning!

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