Let’s not worry too much about who caught what. Mark briefly displays poor internet literacy, and your hosts come up with novel white-hat sports hacking scenarios.

Mark brings Ike. Conversations, believe it or not, rely quite a lot on two people being in the right mood.

Grant brings Baby Blues. Tropes can be a little much.

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Grant is having none of Mark’s funny idea he saw online. But, your hosts are all in on an olfactory-heavy introductory section.

Grant brings Win, Lose, Drew. Cue the Mad Men meme.

Mark brings Junk Drawer. He insults Grant accidentally on purpose.

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Mark has an important update prior to a general survey of processed carbohydrate options.

Mark brings Bo Nanas. Grant gets a bit fussy, and also surprisingly lenient.

Grant brings Crankshaft. What’s a little firm direction between friends?

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Mark recounts his excellent time spent in West Philadelphia. Most notably, a messy cheesesteak.

Grant brings Calvin and Hobbes. Mark is immune to embarrassment.

Mark brings Farcus. He goads Grant into a bit of a rant.

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Strap in, folks. There’s some high drama that’s been a long time coming. Grant’s here to lay it out straight for you. It’s juicy! And plasticky!

Mark brings Animal Crackers. Grant hijacks the concept, but that’s okay. Mark dances around an odd concept.

Grant brings Next Door Neighbors. It’s been a good episode thus far, so your hosts take a breather.

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Is it just us, or have tearaway cardboard packages become way worse? Maybe it’s just the freezer. Maybe it’s the world’s interminable slide into mediocrity.

Grant brings Cleats. He’s got some hip lingo to present to Mark, and a brief question about fashion.

Mark brings WuMo. He is happy to share the beauty of new life in the spring.

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Mark did just fine in a fun event. Grant shares something kind of gross and kind of funny.

Mark brings Real Life Adventures. Grant makes correct assumptions about Mark’s interior design, but with the wrong priors.

Grant brings Crankshaft. Batons are pretty cool. Especially when they flip a bunch in the air? Rad.

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Mark’s on his last legs, but has just enough energy to recommend a book. Grant bought some bread.

Grant brings Gasoline Alley. He unwittingly corners Mark into a forced therapy session.

Mark brings In the Bleachers. None of these ideas are good.

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Pretending like they’re a real podcast, your hosts follow up on the previous episode. Then, Grant prompts Mark to share some sordid details about local sports broadcasting rights.

Mark brings Breaking Cat News. He has a neat pillow that he neglected to mention before.

Grant brings Brewster Rockit. Mark understands the exercise.

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Mark’s attempt at a fun topic turns slightly grim, but luckily a pivot to baseball picks up the spirit.

Grant brings Non Sequitur. Even a chemist can be impressed by the properties of a well-understood noble gas.

Mark brings Mother Goose and Grimm. He has a buying decision. Maybe.

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