Tonight the News

We're back to your irregularly scheduled program. The news team comes together to bring you the latest as a fire claims the lives of several small children. Brett is cut off before he can cause any harm unlike some unnamed soccer players, and we welcome back our favorite local expert Johann. It's a dangerous place out there, but we don't have to tell you that. So sit back, relax, and stay safe. We'd hate to lose a viewer.

We're back to your irregularly scheduled program. Cats overrun a small town causing a halt to education but not the economy. We continue to have disagreements with the staff of the weather department while getting an update on the missing hikers. The return of the burglar king makes us extra cautious this week as we remind you to remain safe with us. So sit back, relax, and stay safe. We'd hate to lose a viewer.

We're back to your irregularly scheduled program. After some intense studio maintenance, the team gets together to bring you the news from that big scary world out there. A train disaster leads to some questions for the coroner, we have a surprising shift in the weather department, and for once Brett manages to remain professional. For now... So sit back, relax, and stay safe. We'd hate to lose a viewer.

We're back to your irregularly scheduled program. For the first time ever, the station gets a letter. How it ended up here, we may never know. The news team tracks down the mysterious disappearance of a lost love. Updates about the missing hikers come in, a conclusion to our story. For now.. So sit down, relax, and stay safe. We'd hate to lose a viewer.

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We're back to your irregularly scheduled program. On this episode of Tonight the News, we follow the ups and downs of matrimony, especially newly formed bonds. A resident of the St. Paul cargo ship goes missing but not for long. Our man on the street brings you breaking news from a costal town, which hopefully is alright.  So sit down, relax, and stay safe. We'd hate to lose a viewer.

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We're back to your irregularly scheduled program. We follow the harrowing stories of two ill fated boys and the need for proper water safety. Updates about the missing hikers come in and we do our best to make sense of it. Bret Simmons strikes out the latest in sports and we do our best at the studio to contain his enthusiasm. So sit down, relax, and stay safe. We'd hate to lose a viewer.

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Re-released for your listening pleasure. Come sit as our news team brings you the latest from around the country and around the world. It's a scary and unsettling place out there, so remained glued to your seat as we bring you the latest. And remember, stay safe we'd hate to lose a viewer.

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We're back to your irregularly scheduled program. The weather is once again unpredictable and we update you on some stories we reported on previously. This week we are joined by Doctor Artemis Humprey who gives us his professional advice. You are allowed to follow it however you wish. So sit down, relax, and stay safe. We'd hate to lose a viewer.

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Welcome viewers to your irregularly scheduled program. Things sure are getting strange out there but we trust you're safe at home with us. This week some of us getting a little crazy, but those are the times we live in after all. Johann once again brings the local news so be sure to listen for details about your home town. And remember to stay safe, we'd hate to lose a viewer.

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