An anxious nation awaits the update on whether Jeff has decided to keep shitting at work. Also: Getting fingered by your doctor; an update on the Columbine teacher who groomed a girl; another teacher had an orgy with boys wearing Ghostface masks; a man was sentenced for peeing into water bottles and spreading STDs; a woman is offended by Garfield themed 9/11 shirts; an OnlyFans girl killed a guy because she’s a dummy; Brian has a problem with protective film; gorilla ass; a Chinese man got his fist stuck in his girlfriend’s mouth; Hong Kong Phooey; and finally, sword fighting for a can of beans.